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[QUOTE=PWNED]i love beer and bitches.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for trying to show your manliness PWNED, but you have to HAVE a Man Card first before I can bother confiscating it or before you can worry about trying to keep it.

Once your balls drop we'll go ahead and issue you a Learners Permit Man Card. After a few years of proving yourself you'll get upgraded to a full blown Man Card.

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i am more man than youll ever know.

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come to the opening day skins game this year. i drive a silver mazda and youll see how much booze i can put down.

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'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...

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come and see. ill outdrink you. ill outdrink you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MUAHAH HAAHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

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[quote=mheisig]'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...[/quote]

I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit!

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Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.[/quote]

Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit![/quote]

it was actually a hint, but you guys take that for what you will.

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[quote=12thMan]Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.[/quote]

your face?

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[quote=12thMan]Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.[/quote]

Whenever I have received an answer like that it usually ends up with me getting punched in the nuts. But unless it turns out that you are really the guy in the cubical next to me, I don't think that will happen this time, so yeah, I'd like to know because I feel like I've been living a lie.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.[/QUOTE]

If it makes you feel any better, AMD, I don't know Question #3 either. I have a healthy amount of respect for Question #3, but I can't say I know it.

I'm not sure which is worse, a flaccid johnson or not knowing Question #3...

I too have tried to read through old Question #3 posts, but I just get confused. Seems like maybe no one really knows.

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[quote=PWNED]it was actually a hint, but you guys take that for what you will.[/quote]

I'm not bright enough to pick up hints. Just look at that post, I obviously meant to say "car" not "care"

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[quote=PWNED]your face?[/quote]

Grow up!! Oh..my bad, I forgot!!

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you make fun of my schooling but its spelled FLACID (i should know). question 3 cures impotence.

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[quote=12thMan]Grow up!! Oh..my bad, I forgot!![/quote]

:biggthump

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[quote=mheisig]If it makes you feel any better, AMD, I don't know Question #3 either. I have a healthy amount of respect for Question #3, but I can't say I know it.

I'm not sure which is worse, a flaccid johnson or not knowing Question #3...

I too have tried to read through old Question #3 posts, but I just get confused. Seems like maybe no one really knows.[/quote]

Very philosophical; the only to know Question 3 is to not know it at all....you just totally blew my mind!

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thats not all he blew.

ZING!

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[quote=mheisig]If it makes you feel any better, AMD, I don't know Question #3 either. I have a healthy amount of respect for Question #3, but I can't say I know it.

I'm not sure which is worse, a flaccid johnson or not knowing Question #3...

I too have tried to read through old Question #3 posts, but I just get confused. Seems like maybe no one really knows.[/quote]

Okay, since the two of yous are my boys, I'll tell you what Q3 is.

I guy named WeWhite who later changed his name to something else, I think ST21?, was on a radio talk show and asked Gibbs a question. He later came back and asked everyone what they thought of his question that he asked Gibbs. The rest is pretty much history.....I mean, it was pretty basic question.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Okay, since the two of yous are my boys, I'll tell you what Q3 is.

I guy named WeWhite who later changed his name to something else, I think ST21?, was on a radio talk show and asked Gibbs a question. He later came back and asked everyone what they thought of his question that he asked Gibbs. The rest is pretty much history.....I mean, it was pretty basic question.[/QUOTE]

That's it? In that case I DID know what Question #3 was. I gotta say I'm kind of let down...

If I recall WeWhite was kind of an ass, right?

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[quote=12thMan]Okay, since the two of yous are my boys, I'll tell you what Q3 is.

I guy named WeWhite who later changed his name to something else, I think ST21?, was on a radio talk show and asked Gibbs a question. He later came back and asked everyone what they thought of his question that he asked Gibbs. The rest is pretty much history.....I mean, it was pretty basic question.[/quote]

Well shit, I already knew that story!

And pwned, I knew as soon as i wrote the word "blew" someone would comment on it, I'm glad it was you.

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thats the question, not the answer.

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I don't feel like looking through the last 10 pages of posts, but can someone tell me if we passed or enacted a Man Law prohibiting the discussion and/or descriptions of one's own poo?

Cause if not I've got a hell of a story.

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[quote=mheisig]That's it? In that case I DID know what Question #3 was. I gotta say I'm kind of let down...

If I recall WeWhite was kind of an ass, right?[/quote]you just think he was an ass because you hate blacks!j/k

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[quote=mheisig]I don't feel like looking through the last 10 pages of posts, but can someone tell me if we passed or enacted a Man Law prohibiting the discussion and/or descriptions of one's own poo?

Cause if not I've got a hell of a story.[/quote]we will grant an exception if the story is worthy of being told. if not pwned will visit you at your home and do unspeakable things to you!

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[quote=mheisig]I don't feel like looking through the last 10 pages of posts, but can someone tell me if we passed or enacted a Man Law prohibiting the discussion and/or descriptions of one's own poo?

Cause if not I've got a hell of a story.[/quote]

tafkas or brudlee enacted a law talking about your own shit. you should not talk about it because if it's impressive enough, people will hear about it.

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[quote=PWNED]thats the question, not the answer.[/quote]

Well wait a minute, you guys said you wanted to know what question 3 was, did I not provide you with the question?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]we will grant an exception if the story is worthy of being told. if not pwned will visit you at your home and do unspeakable things to you![/quote]

the only horrible thing pwned does is cocaine. and thats not EVERY day.

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[quote=12thMan]Well wait a minute, you guys said you wanted to know what question 3 was, did I need provide you with the question?[/quote]

there actually is an answer as well, if you want to get technical. it has to do with smoot and gibbs answered it.

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Well I don't want to toe the line and risk breaking a Man Law, but let's just say it was extremely impressive - brings to mind the a baseball bat, and I mean in both size and shape.

The marbeling and texture was first rate as well.

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[quote=PWNED]there actually is an answer as well, if you want to get technical. it has to do with smoot and gibbs answered it.[/quote]

Bingo, my man. You win a trial subscription of penal enhancement plan. Good for only six months, however.

Seriously, guys the question was did we let Smoot go for merely 300K.

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[quote=mheisig]Well I don't want to toe the line and risk breaking a Man Law, but let's just say it was extremely impressive - [B]brings to mind the a baseball bat[/B], and I mean in both size and shape.

The marbeling and texture was first rate as well.[/quote]

or was it just a baseball bat?

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[quote=12thMan]Well wait a minute, you guys said you wanted to know what question 3 was, did I not provide you with the question?[/quote]

I suppose an answer would be nice. I just figured that the question was never actually given during that long thread.

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[QUOTE=PWNED]or was it just a baseball bat?[/QUOTE]

Well like I said, the marbeling and texture would lead me to believe otherwise.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I suppose an answer would be nice. I just figured that the question was never actually given during that long thread.[/quote]

AMD, re-read the thread...I have most definitely stated Q3.

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[quote=mheisig]Well like I said, the marbeling and texture would lead me to believe otherwise.[/quote]

IT WAS DRUGS! No police academy for you.

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[quote=12thMan]AMD, re-read the thread...I have most definitely stated Q3.[/quote]

I do remember reading the question about Smoot now that I think about it.

Thanks for your help. If you stop by one of our tailgates you get a free beer and sausage, and maybe we'll let you cut in line for Flip Pie (but only if the Championship Belt is not on the line).

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I do remember reading the question about Smoot now that I think about it.

Thanks for your help. If you stop by one of our tailgates you get a free beer and sausage, and maybe we'll let you cut in line for Flip Pie (but only if the Championship Belt is not on the line).[/quote]

Now do you remember what the answer was? This I cannot divulge, but I do have an address for you.

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[quote=12thMan]Now do you remember what the answer was? This I cannot divulge, but I do have an address for you.[/quote]

Not off the top of my head, but I think I have the tools to find the answer now. Is the address to a brothel?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Not off the top of my head, but I think I have the tools to find the answer now. Is the address to a brothel?[/quote]

Yes, a very Hostel one.