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Brain don't care, brain happy!

[QUOTE=RedskinRat;1068536]This is a nailed on FACT for anyone who served:

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YUP. Absolutely perfect!!

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[quote=DynamiteRave;1068453][IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr08/10/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9798-1397146314-4.gif[/IMG]

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my office manager just came into my office to show me my updated case list. she asked me to pull up excel and is looking over my shoulder. I have a zillion word, outlook, database pages open. so i start minimizing pages and then i get to this ^^^^^^^ open page with the dog and guy getting punched.

she sd "what the hell is that".

I say "ohh just some internet garbage ... so excel huh"

joy!

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[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/2rf31pw.jpg[/IMG]

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Beer and Art =


[URL="http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=JS_hIg6sKC_jjM&tbnid=oRldh1YL5PJPZM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fiamcorrect.wordpress.com%2Ftag%2Fsnl%2F&ei=CGNSU8zJHIm6yAGE9YCgCg&psig=AFQjCNHrari3UpXOBBW7KPcvgAb2QvIM2w&ust=1397994337450082"][IMG]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2E-pMRj40V8gIti8hY8Hjgz4wpzoECASM5GJ9mIx17CR7_5jz[/IMG][/URL]

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So true ...


[URL="http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=cpp6l9dcgjlcaM&tbnid=YuMO-WTJqaWgdM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthemetapicture.com%2Fguitars%2F&ei=nWRSU4SiLKPsyQG1xIBY&psig=AFQjCNHrari3UpXOBBW7KPcvgAb2QvIM2w&ust=1397994337450082"][IMG]http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-nerd-guitar-hot-girl.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

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[quote=RedskinRat;1068816][IMG]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlrXH2gIEAAqJqG.jpg[/IMG][/quote]



why ?

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To see how they react in frustrating situations.

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I understand ,I feel the same way about stupid people .


[URL="http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=UaNe4BJzTiJSEM&tbnid=t1HIo4d1f1yG2M:&ved=0CAgQjRw4Hg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.firstcovers.com%2Fuserquotes%2F25163%2Fit's%2Bnot%2Bthat%2Bi%2Bhate.html&ei=QGdUU8WMLe_iyAGknoBg&psig=AFQjCNH0iIKeHOLWbqdqNSbrz0pZ9N5tyg&ust=1398126784873998"][IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4kuhLcClmJNH2-5GYnf7Hg7beA616mjLMxmqj6XfKu7ik0gPT[/IMG][/URL]

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ironic.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;1068713][IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/2rf31pw.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

You just won this board.

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[quote=Giantone;1068842]I understand ,I feel the same way about stupid people .


[URL="http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&docid=UaNe4BJzTiJSEM&tbnid=t1HIo4d1f1yG2M:&ved=0CAgQjRw4Hg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.firstcovers.com%2Fuserquotes%2F25163%2Fit's%2Bnot%2Bthat%2Bi%2Bhate.html&ei=QGdUU8WMLe_iyAGknoBg&psig=AFQjCNH0iIKeHOLWbqdqNSbrz0pZ9N5tyg&ust=1398126784873998"][IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4kuhLcClmJNH2-5GYnf7Hg7beA616mjLMxmqj6XfKu7ik0gPT[/IMG][/URL][/quote]

A classic case of self loathing. Let's see what the experts say about that?

[I]Personal self-hatred and self-loathing can result from an inferiority complex. Some sociology theorists such as Jerry Mander see television programming as being deliberately designed to induce self-hatred, negative body image, and depression, with the advertising then being used to suggest the cure. Some personal self-hatred can be linked to remorse for something a person did or didn't do, or as a result of bullying.[/I]

[IMG]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/im-not-saying-lets-kill-all-the-stupid-people.png[/IMG]

That would be my solution.

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[quote=RedskinRat;1068924][IMG]http://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10173573_725698420786280_2507868212859302897_n.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

Cool pic!:food-smil

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[quote=Daseal;1068908]You just won this board.[/quote]

I can't believe you just said that. [COLOR="SeaGreen"][I](Stage 1 Denial)[/I][/COLOR]

You bastard. You couldn't just say thank you? Couldn't give me a thumbs up, pat on the back, no? You [B]HAD[/B] to declare me the winner of this thread/board. Do you realize what that means? It means that no matter what I post from here on out it will be inevitably compared to this Tony Romo pic.

All subsequent pics I post from here on out will essentially be Jarret Payton or even Barry Sanders Jr. Doesn't matter that people are predicting I'll have a great year or that I'm scholarship athlete at Stanford NOOOOOOOOOO. Unless I get 2,628 yards with a 7.6 YPC average and 37 TD's in a single season and win the Heisman I'll be considered a disappoint.

Now I know how Peyton feels. "Hey Peyton how many Super Bowls do you have?" Well I won it all back in 2006." Hmmm interesting doesn't Brady have 3? Even Eli has 2. What you're telling me is that you're basically on par with the likes of Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[IMG]http://global3.memecdn.com/youre-overreacting_o_664310.jpg[/IMG]

See what I mean. This pic is funny. It has a cute baby acting like a boyfriend whos in trouble which is [B][COLOR="Red"]HILARIOUS[/COLOR][/B] because because because babies don't know how to use phones, but as funny as this pic is its still not the TONY ROMO ONE...................ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm so mad right now I could just..........[COLOR="SeaGreen"][I](Stage 2 Anger)[/I][/COLOR]
[IMG]http://fakeplus.com/pictures/jpg/-have-you-ever-been-so-mad_20120524204304.jpg[/IMG]
....still not better than the Romo pic.....I think I would give anything at this point to take it back.....[COLOR="SeaGreen"][I](Stage 3 Bargaining)[/I][/COLOR]

[URL="http://youtu.be/hdIhNQKgMdg?t=3m10s"]All hope is lost.[/URL] [I][COLOR="SeaGreen"](Stage 4 Depression)[/COLOR][/I]

[QUOTE=Dirtbag59;1068932]I can't believe you just said that. [COLOR="SeaGreen"][I](Stage 1 Denial)[/I][/COLOR]

You bastard. You couldn't just say thank you? Couldn't give me a thumbs up, pat on the back, no? You [B]HAD[/B] to declare me the winner of this thread/board. Do you realize what that means? It means that no matter what I post from here on out it will be inevitably compared to this Tony Romo pic.

All subsequent pics I post from here on out will essentially be Jarret Payton or even Barry Sanders Jr. Doesn't matter that people are predicting I'll have a great year or that I'm scholarship athlete at Stanford NOOOOOOOOOO. Unless I get 2,628 yards with a 7.6 YPC average and 37 TD's in a single season and win the Heisman I'll be considered a disappoint.

Now I know how Peyton feels. "Hey Peyton how many Super Bowls do you have?" Well I won it all back in 2006." Hmmm interesting doesn't Brady have 3? Even Eli has 2. What you're telling me is that you're basically on par with the likes of Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[IMG]http://global3.memecdn.com/youre-overreacting_o_664310.jpg[/IMG]

See what I mean. This pic is funny. It has a cute baby acting like a boyfriend whos in trouble which is [B][COLOR="Red"]HILARIOUS[/COLOR][/B] because because because babies don't know how to use phones, but as funny as this pic is its still not the TONY ROMO ONE...................ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm so mad right now I could just..........[COLOR="SeaGreen"][I](Stage 2 Anger)[/I][/COLOR]
[IMG]http://fakeplus.com/pictures/jpg/-have-you-ever-been-so-mad_20120524204304.jpg[/IMG]
....still not better than the Romo pic.....I think I would give anything at this point to take it back.....[COLOR="SeaGreen"][I](Stage 3 Bargaining)[/I][/COLOR]

[URL="http://youtu.be/hdIhNQKgMdg?t=3m10s"]All hope is lost.[/URL] [I][COLOR="SeaGreen"](Stage 4 Depression)[/COLOR][/I][/QUOTE]
Because kicking a man when he's down is well just wrong I won't point out that Tony Romo made you the winner thus negating the picture that won it for you in the first place. You, Dirtbag, made Tony Romo a winner.

Oh wait did I just point that out.

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[quote=RedskinRat;1068922]A classic case of self loathing. [/quote]



It's that comprehension thing again, maybe you should just go back to class nobody will make fun of you .

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;1068936]Because kicking a man when he's down is well just wrong I won't point out that Tony Romo made you the winner thus negating the picture that won it for you in the first place. You, Dirtbag, made Tony Romo a winner.

Oh wait did I just point that out.[/quote]

Why CRedskins, that’s the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.

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THE [URL="http://youtu.be/RXE28wPEt_c"]FEAST IS MINE[/URL]!!!!!!
[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/29qidr5.jpg[/IMG]
T-Bone Steak marinated with Classic steakhouse marinade cooked on the grill. A bowl of steamed brown rice and sweet peas. Carolina BBQ and Thousand Island Dressing on the side. NHL Playoffs in the background.

I even had a [URL="http://youtu.be/HlGEII0ejyA"]song made[/URL] for this meal.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;1069480]THE [URL="http://youtu.be/RXE28wPEt_c"]FEAST IS MINE[/URL]!!!!!!
[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/29qidr5.jpg[/IMG]
T-Bone Steak marinated with Classic steakhouse marinade cooked on the grill. A bowl of steamed brown rice and sweet peas. Carolina BBQ and Thousand Island Dressing on the side. NHL Playoffs in the background.

I even had a [URL="http://youtu.be/HlGEII0ejyA"]song made[/URL] for this meal.[/quote]

diet cranberry ?

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[quote=Giantone;1069495]diet cranberry ?[/quote]

:laughing2

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[quote=Dirtbag59;1069480]THE [URL="http://youtu.be/RXE28wPEt_c"]FEAST IS MINE[/URL]!!!!!!
[IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/29qidr5.jpg[/IMG]
T-Bone Steak marinated with Classic steakhouse marinade cooked on the grill. A bowl of steamed brown rice and sweet peas. Carolina BBQ and Thousand Island Dressing on the side. NHL Playoffs in the background.

I even had a [URL="http://youtu.be/HlGEII0ejyA"]song made[/URL] for this meal.[/quote]

This entire meal confuses me.

Rice? with steak?
Peas? with steak?
Exactly what were your plans for the Thousand Island dressing?
I'll give you a pass on the BBQ sauce (while still SMH) but take away the beef and that meal looks like something from an orphanage.

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[quote=FRPLG;1069504]This entire meal confuses me.

Rice? with steak?
Peas? with steak?
Exactly what were your plans for the Thousand Island dressing?
I'll give you a pass on the BBQ sauce (while still SMH) but take away the beef and that meal looks like something from an orphanage.[/quote]

Phew I thought I was the only one. It looks like a meal I put together to empty my cabinets.

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[quote=FRPLG;1069504]This entire meal confuses me.

Rice? with steak?
Peas? with steak?
Exactly what were your plans for the Thousand Island dressing?
I'll give you a pass on the BBQ sauce (while still SMH) but take away the beef and that meal looks like something from an orphanage.[/quote]

Rice and peas with Steak shouldn't be too weird. A quick image search turned up [URL="http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/8/c/8cfae_ORIG-photo.jpg"]this[/URL], [URL="http://i1267.photobucket.com/albums/jj560/schu35/MEN/photo_zpsfd638a13.jpg"]this[/URL], [URL="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-asSUcUrkUQA/T2UCF2RSV0I/AAAAAAAAAns/1Zf7gXMfk_o/s1600/IMG_0140.JPG"]this[/URL], and [URL="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-k2kL9y48c4M/ThYw6vtnaxI/AAAAAAAAAfA/YTuAPJ09fHg/s320/7-6-11+167.JPG"]this[/URL].

As for the thousand island dressing. Great upside but didn't quite fit. Looking back its easy to see why in spite of early playing time it spent the rest of the meal on the bench. Not a correct system fit. Without a formal salad it can only only hope to contribute on special teams. If we look at the condiments big board its probably no better than a mid round pick if that for a meal like this.

[quote=Giantone;1069495]diet cranberry ?[/quote]

You can blame my Mother for that one. As a kid I was mostly forced to drink diet coke. I had a close friend back in middle school whose Mother made sure I was adequately supplied with Reese's Peanut butter cups and Coca-Cola which was fine seeing as how I didn't break a 100 pounds until 7th grade thanks to a ridiculous metabolism and a ritalin prescription after which fate decided that 8th grade was the perfect time to pack on 60 pounds.

However over the years I developed a taste for diet drinks so today its usually my first choice. Not exactly a bad vice when compared with the alternative of preferring sugar drinks. So instead of being at risk for type 2 diabetes I'll be at risk for cancer.

With that said Diet Cranberry is freaking awesome. Don't knock it until you try it. Its second on my drinks big board.

Now if you all wouldn't mind I'm still mourning the loss of last nights feast.

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Tonights meal (not feast) is slightly different. 1 pound of steamed crab from Publix with old bay all while watching documentaries on stuff blowing up in the solar system (always watch these when eating crabs for some reason).

Won't be confused for the type of crab legs you'll find in Annapolis, or any town by a bay or ocean with fresh crabs but not too shabby either. I love though how if all the meat was on a plate for me without the shells I could easily eat it in less than a minute and that would be with me taking my time. Put the meat inside the shells and a 1 minute meal takes no less than 30 minutes to finish.
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[quote=CRedskinsRule;1069561][IMG]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmWH8DIIMAAybqG.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

I swear every other chick I end up attracted to sooner or later I learn they either have a cat or they really want to get one. [URL="http://youtu.be/NjUQMs0kVEI"]WHY GOD WHY[/URL]!?!?! Even worse with my friends who have cats I think they know I hate them so they end up following me around trying to get me to pet them. Funny when I was a kid trying to pet them they'd either run away or hiss at me. My earliest memory of a cat was my neighbors who found a kitten that literally swiped me in the eye when I tried to pet it. Now that I want nothing to do with them they won't leave me the F alone. I swear cats are the ultimate trolls.

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Could not be more true
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This is for you Dirtbag

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Ha ha, actually that's not to far off base. While I don't exactly consider myself a bad cook, at least in regards to chicken, steak, fish, etc I am absolutely incompetent when it comes to cooking regular, non thin/pan broiling cuts of meat. The thickest thing I can cook on a grill without F'ing up is burgers. However chicken breast, New York Strip ([URL="http://youtu.be/0rLOEvYULfY?t=1m25s"]#1 on my meat big board[/URL]), or any regular cut of steak for that matter I can't cook without burning the outside and somehow leaving the inside raw. So in short.....George Foreman grill FTW......God I'm sad. Of course the future looks brighter now that I've learned that I'm not suppose to use ultra nuclear high heat when cooking regular cuts of meat so lots of upside in the near future.

Do You Smell What The Dirtbag is Cookin? Series Finale!
 

And now the series finale for the popular hit Pics for Sharing 3 Part Mini-Series
[COLOR="Blue"][B][U]What is Dirtbag consuming for nutritional substance in the evening so as to provide the Mitochondiria of his cells with raw fuel which will then be converted into Glucose and Oxygen ensuring his continued survival much to regret of everyone who knows him. [/U][/B][/COLOR]

Which was the title I came up with. The suits of course suggested we name it as follows:

[B][COLOR="Red"]What is Dirtbag Having for Dinner?[/COLOR][/B]

[URL="http://youtu.be/9L31OcfivZI?t=4s"]Click here[/URL] for the official theme song.

So without further ado, tonights FEAST DE LA PIECE DE RESISTANCE ULTIMA!*#@@*(
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We call it the Communist special of the Proletariat in Defiance of the Evil Bourgeoisie. A grain of rice taken exclusively from Kim Jong Ils private stash. A pea I found on the side of the road. And a tablet of Allegra secured in a so insanely difficult to open package that even rocket scientist have yet to find a viable method.

All complimented with a side of Thousand Island Dressing and a Vitage 2011 Suter Homes Califorina White Zifindalejifjoaifcantspellthisfingwordijoasdijfosdhf

Oh and in an alternate universe apparently Dirtbag had a couple of burgers and Coke Zero. ([URL="http://tinypic.com/r/2mpl9vk/8"]link[/URL])

For Credits featuring a dramatization of Dirtbag viewing this thread [URL="http://youtu.be/iyjLnvI4yE0?t=7m44s"]click here[/URL].

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and....
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Yes I know I'm posting videos and yes I know I've gone way over my weekly, daily, and hourly quota for this thread but these have to be seen to believe.
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