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jsarno 07-31-2007 11:48 PM

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;334998]I was standing too close to the cow while my great grandfather was milking it in the pasture. There happened to be a fairly big rock just behind the cow and when she let it rip, it hit the rock and splashed all over me. My whole family was cracking up and I have yet to live it down.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
OOOOOHHHHH

that is too funny.
If I were your family I wouldn't let you live it down either.

I'm sorry...that must be traumatic for you? (chuckle, chuckle)

jsarno 07-31-2007 11:49 PM

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[QUOTE=angryssg;335001]Yeah......only........WTF, thats like a prison sentence. Ask LB she will tell you.[/QUOTE]

Hey man, you're preaching to the choir.
I served my time. 18 completed years of school was enough for me.

KLHJ2 07-31-2007 11:50 PM

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[quote=Lady Brave;335005]Yeah going to school is just like serving time. But as long as you don't let someone make you their bitch, you should be ok.[/quote]

Thats why I found the biggest dude that I could and whooped his ass. Now I got bitches. LOL!

Lady Brave 07-31-2007 11:53 PM

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[quote=jsarno;335007]HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
OOOOOHHHHH

that is too funny.
If I were your family I wouldn't let you live it down either.

I'm sorry...that must be traumatic for you? (chuckle, chuckle)[/quote]
It didn't traumatize me, but I was really pissed off. I was too young to know any real curse words so I think my exact words were... "OH PISHAW!"

KLHJ2 07-31-2007 11:54 PM

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[quote=Lady Brave;335011]It didn't traumatize me, but I was really pissed off. I was too young to know any real curse words so I think my exact words were... "OH PISHAW!"[/quote]

No, no, you were PISSED [B]ON![/B]

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-31-2007 11:54 PM

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[quote=jsarno;334983]How did you watch the early years? (or is it from buying the seasons on DVD?)

My wife and I were just dating when it came out, and we used to make a "date" by watching it together. When we got married we used to watch it every thursday. People actually knew not to call us or ask us to do anything on a thursday cause it was our night. haha. I miss that show.[/quote]


I was 5 when the show came out. And I also bought the DVD's damn they should have done like 4 more seasons.

Lady Brave 07-31-2007 11:55 PM

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[quote=angryssg;335014]No, no, you were PISSED [B]ON![/B][/quote]
I stand corrected. lol

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-31-2007 11:59 PM

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Dig a hole Dig a hole Dig a hole

Lady Brave 08-01-2007 12:00 AM

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Ok fellas... I fessed up about one of my most embarrassing moments. Let's hear some of yours.

dall-assblows 08-01-2007 12:01 AM

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whast up everone

SmootSmack 08-01-2007 12:04 AM

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;335019]Ok fellas... I fessed up about one of my most embarrassing moments. Let's hear some of yours.[/QUOTE]

Being part of this thread :)

Um....my pants fell during a school play in 8th grade. That count?

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:05 AM

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Ok when I was 8 in 4th grade, I was at school and I had a stomach virus. Then I had to go to the bathroom. Ok I started running to get there and I slipped on some water and when I slipped..........................

you can pretty much guess what happened after that.

KLHJ2 08-01-2007 12:05 AM

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[quote=Lady Brave;335019]Ok fellas... I fessed up about one of my most embarrassing moments. Let's hear some of yours.[/quote]


I already did on another thread a while back. I challenge you to find it.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:05 AM

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[quote=SmootSmack;335022]Being part of this thread :)

Um....my pants fell during a school play in 8th grade. That count?[/quote]


Only if you had on Power Ranger tighty whities[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG]

Lady Brave 08-01-2007 12:06 AM

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[quote=SmootSmack;335022]Being part of this thread :)

Um....my pants fell during a school play in 8th grade. That count?[/quote]
Only if you were going commando. ;)

SmootSmack 08-01-2007 12:08 AM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;335025]Only if you had on Power Ranger tighty whities[IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon10.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Please. What do you take me for?

[url]http://nalts.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/underoos.jpg[/url] :)

SmootSmack 08-01-2007 12:09 AM

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;335026]Only if you were going commando. ;)[/QUOTE]

Well...that's another story for another day

Lady Brave 08-01-2007 12:09 AM

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[quote=angryssg;335024]I already did on another thread a while back. I challenge you to find it.[/quote]
Did it involve drinking? If so, it doesn't count.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:10 AM

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I looked at the last 200 posts for Anfry couldnt find anything.

KLHJ2 08-01-2007 12:13 AM

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Hold on I have a cleaner one.



I was in the 3rd grade at Ringgold Elementary School located outside of Ft. Campbell. Ms. Palevo was my teacher and I had a school boy crush on her.



We were on a bathroom break and I feinted in the stall (flu) and was drug out into the hallway by my classmates. My pants and blue briefs were still dropped around my buttocks. I gained consiousness when I realized that Ms. Palevo had just seen my winkie and blue briefs. I quickly pulled my pants back up, buttoned and zipped and feinted again.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:15 AM

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[quote=angryssg;335033]Hold on I have a cleaner one.



I was in the 3rd grade at Ringgold Elementary School located outside of Ft. Campbell. Ms. Palevo was my teacher and I had a school boy crush on her.



We were on a bathroom break and I feinted in the stall (flu) and was drug out into the hallway by my classmates. My pants and blue briefs were still dropped around my buttocks. I gained consiousness when I realized that Ms. Palevo had just seen my winkie and blue briefs. I quickly pulled my pants back up, buttoned and zipped and feinted again.[/quote]


that is funny, but mine is worse.

KLHJ2 08-01-2007 12:18 AM

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[quote=Lady Brave;335030]Did it involve drinking? If so, it doesn't count.[/quote]

Nope, no drinking involved. It was hug related. But, I gave you my second most embarrassing moment.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:19 AM

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Oh I have one hug related let me just find a way to make it less dirty.

jsarno 08-01-2007 12:20 AM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;335015]I was 5 when the show came out. And I also bought the DVD's damn they should have done like 4 more seasons.[/QUOTE]

Well, the show was getting stale, but I felt like they were my thursday night family, so it could have sucked forever and I still would have watched it...shoot I watched Joey.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:21 AM

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Cant do it too bad.

Lady Brave 08-01-2007 12:21 AM

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[quote=angryssg;335033]Hold on I have a cleaner one.



I was in the 3rd grade at Ringgold Elementary School located outside of Ft. Campbell. Ms. Palevo was my teacher and I had a school boy crush on her.



We were on a bathroom break and I feinted in the stall (flu) and was drug out into the hallway by my classmates. My pants and blue briefs were still dropped around my buttocks. I gained consiousness when I realized that Ms. Palevo had just seen my winkie and blue briefs. I quickly pulled my pants back up, buttoned and zipped and feinted again.[/quote]
Haha... I mean, you poor thing.

I got pantsed by my 6 year old cousin when I was about 12 years old. We were at my aunt's lakehouse and I was wearing a bikini. Needless to say the whole family certainly got an eyefull on that summer afternoon.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:22 AM

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[quote=jsarno;335039]Well, the show was getting stale, but I felt like they were my thursday night family, so it could have sucked forever and I still would have watched it...shoot I watched Joey.[/quote]


that was my fav guy character. Monica was my fav girl character.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:23 AM

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I was at church once and my pants ripped on the ass and upper thigh part and I wasnt wearing underwear that sunday and I couldnt leave because it was the ending prayer and I was at the front.

jsarno 08-01-2007 12:25 AM

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;335019]Ok fellas... I fessed up about one of my most embarrassing moments. Let's hear some of yours.[/QUOTE]

Well, you guys have heard me talk about my best friend since I was 4 (kenny), he used to live in Fort Myers, he just moved to Huntsville, AL. Anyway, his father was my sunday school teacher when I was a kid. I went to the class, and about 5-10 minutes in, I told him I needed to pee. He ignored me. I again told him that I needed to pee...he again thought I was just trying to get out of class. I tried one more time to tell him, and he yelled at me (and he never yells...to put that in perspective, I was like 7 and he was 6'4" and 300lbs.) so I tried to hold it...except I didn't make it. Peed all over myself and it ran down the chair to the floor. LOL.
To this day he feels bad about it.

Lady Brave 08-01-2007 12:26 AM

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;335043]I was at church once and my pants ripped on the ass and upper thigh part and I wasnt wearing underwear that sunday and I couldnt leave because it was the ending prayer and I was at the front.[/quote]
Dang EQ... sounds like you just "hulked" out of those pants.

The moral of the story... always wear underwear to church.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:27 AM

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Jsarno that is hilarious.

KLHJ2 08-01-2007 12:27 AM

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[quote=Lady Brave;335041]Haha... I mean, you poor thing.

I got pantsed by my 6 year old cousin when I was about 12 years old. We were at my aunt's lakehouse and I was wearing a bikini. Needless to say the whole family certainly got an eyefull on that summer afternoon.[/quote]


LMAO... You didn't have to provide two.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:27 AM

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[quote=Lady Brave;335046]Dang EQ... sounds like you just "hulked" out of those pants.

The moral of the story... [B]always wear underwear to church[/B].[/quote]


A good lesson but it was my fault I knew that I shouldnt have worn the pants I knew they were too small.

jsarno 08-01-2007 12:29 AM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;335035]that is funny, but mine is worse.[/QUOTE]

Then spill it.
We all did...it's your turn.

Lady Brave 08-01-2007 12:29 AM

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[quote=angryssg;335048]LMAO... You didn't have to provide two.[/quote]
I've got a million of them. I am the poster child for murphy's law.

jsarno 08-01-2007 12:30 AM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;335042]that was my fav guy character. Monica was my fav girl character.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, you gotta love Joey.
But my female character was Rachel...she's soooo damn hot.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:31 AM

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[quote=jsarno;335050]Then spill it.
We all did...it's your turn.[/quote]


it is on the other page right after LB asked for our most embarrasing moment.

EARTHQUAKE2689 08-01-2007 12:31 AM

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[quote=jsarno;335052]Yeah, you gotta love Joey.
But my female character was Rachel...she's soooo damn hot.[/quote]


yes in the first 3 seasons she was smoking. But Monica was my fav girl character. Reminds me of my GF.

KLHJ2 08-01-2007 12:32 AM

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Well guys and girl, its been fun, but I gotta go. I got a papre to write. Talk to you all later.

jsarno 08-01-2007 12:32 AM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;335047]Jsarno that is hilarious.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, we were all laughing about it just before Hurricane Charlie hit his house a couple years ago. I told him the hurricane would have missed had he not made fun of me, and had he let me take that wizz.
He later told me we were even. LOL.


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