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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Oh, he certianly knows something interesting. He's right that I know less, because he doesn't share.[/QUOTE]

All I know is that my crap from Monday came out straight as an arrow but after hitting the pool had to start curling cause there wasn't enough room in the bowl.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]Man Law: NO SHARING. Sloppy seconds is just that, sloppy![/quote]

It's not sloppy seconds if I hit it first then offer it to a bud.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]Man Law: NO SHARING. Sloppy seconds is just that, sloppy![/quote]

I think you're interested in this info too, GiGity

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It's like puff, puff, pass.

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[quote=mheisig]All I know is that my crap from Monday came out straight as an arrow but after hitting the pool had to start curling cause there wasn't enough room in the bowl.[/quote]no breakage? you been eating elmers glue or something?

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]no breakage? you been eating elmers glue or something?[/QUOTE]

ZERO breakage. Even after the curling began, the viscosity and density was sufficient to keep the entire log intact.

Though you bring up a good point - I'm going to have to take a good, hard look at my diet.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I think you're interested in this info too, GiGity[/quote]oh yeah, sorry i was lost for a second

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[quote=mheisig]ZERO breakage. Even after the curling began, the viscosity and density was sufficient to keep the entire log intact.

Though you bring up a good point - I'm going to have to take a good, hard look at my diet.[/quote]i gave up glue in the 3rd grade. switched to eating crayola crayons. only the best for gigity!

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[quote=mheisig]ZERO breakage. Even after the curling began, the viscosity and density was sufficient to keep the entire log intact.

Though you bring up a good point - I'm going to have to take a good, hard look at my diet.[/quote]

Oh my god, I'm rolling on the floor......Viscosity!! I feel like I'm watching an oil commercial!!!!

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Mheisig, you need to save craps like that for "upper-decker" situations.

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This is a quote I just heard from the World Cup coverage: "Right now he's got to be thinking, 'how many good quality balls do I need to get into this box?'". Wow.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Mheisig, you need to save craps like that for "upper-decker" situations.[/quote]

i warned my dad about those. I told TMC about the horrible mess that one of his workers left in someone's brand new house. I figured they might start getting sneaky if he's not careful.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Mheisig, you need to save craps like that for "upper-decker" situations.[/quote]now that is a good one.

this may be a topic for another thread but if anybody has a "upperdecker" story i would like to hear it.

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan]Mheisig, you need to save craps like that for "upper-decker" situations.[/QUOTE]

You mean an infamous "top shelf?" It occured to me, but I was all alone and I would've needed the help of a friend and possibly a hand winch and some rope. Unfortunately none of my friends like me that much either.

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AMD, that's at least two World Cup related posts!

Man Law: You are to refer to World Cup only once a day and it must be with clearly intended derision.

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan]AMD, that's at least two World Cup related posts!

Man Law: You are to refer to World Cup only once a day and it must be with clearly intended derision.[/QUOTE]

That is MAN LAW! No questions asked!

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[quote=724Skinsfan]AMD, that's at least two World Cup related posts!

Man Law: You are to refer to World Cup only once a day and it must be with clearly intended derision.[/quote]

I haven't mentioned it twice today. I just got home and turned it on.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I haven't mentioned it twice today. I just got home and turned it on.[/quote]

Oops! you're right...but still.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Oops! you're right...but still.[/quote]

Really the quote was all I was concerned about. If I had heard it on the news or the coverage for a different sport or whatever I would have commented.

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And here's another funny quote from ESPN. This one was said by Tony Realli just now on around the horn, "let's dig into this buffet of manliness." Geew.

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It's time to leave work, but in light of the recent Michael Strahan-Dr. Ian homoeroticism, I hate to make things awkward. But I will anyway. Farewell my dear friends, farewell.

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MAN LAW- When annoucing your wedding to your friends/asking them to be a groomsman, the friends have to approve of the girl first.

My friend, who I haven't talked to in a few weeks, called me up yesterday and asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding, which will be this October. Normally I would have no problem with this seeing as I've been in two already this year and I will be another next year, but at least I knew the bride-to-be and could give my seal of approval. However, last night on the phone my buddy wouldn't even tell me this girl's name or how long he's known her (which most likely means that he knocked her up). If I don't approve of her before hand, how can I stamp this union as acceptable?

The only positive is that this friend of mine will be very careful to make sure he's not going to make us miss a home game for the wedding.

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Just ask yourself: WWVVCD?

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?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]MAN LAW- When annoucing your wedding to your friends/asking them to be a groomsman, the friends have to approve of the girl first.

My friend, who I haven't talked to in a few weeks, called me up yesterday and asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding, which will be this October. Normally I would have no problem with this seeing as I've been in two already this year and I will be another next year, but at least I knew the bride-to-be and could give my seal of approval. However, last night on the phone my buddy wouldn't even tell me this girl's name or how long he's known her (which most likely means that he knocked her up). If I don't approve of her before hand, how can I stamp this union as acceptable?

The only positive is that this friend of mine will be very careful to make sure he's not going to make us miss a home game for the wedding.[/quote]

Tell him that he's going to have one vagina the rest of his life now, way to think it through.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]MAN LAW- When annoucing your wedding to your friends/asking them to be a groomsman, the friends have to approve of the girl first.

My friend, who I haven't talked to in a few weeks, called me up yesterday and asked me to be a groomsman in his wedding, which will be this October. Normally I would have no problem with this seeing as I've been in two already this year and I will be another next year, but at least I knew the bride-to-be and could give my seal of approval. However, last night on the phone my buddy wouldn't even tell me this girl's name or how long he's known her (which most likely means that he knocked her up). If I don't approve of her before hand, how can I stamp this union as acceptable?

The only positive is that this friend of mine will be very careful to make sure he's not going to make us miss a home game for the wedding.[/quote]

Do we enact the Bros before hoes Man Law on this one?

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WWVVCD = [B]W[/B]hat [B]W[/B]ould a [B]V[/B]ince [B]V[/B]aughn [B]C[/B]haracter [B]D[/B]o?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Tell him that he's going to have one vagina the rest of his life now, way to think it through.[/quote]

Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black.....you're not the far off yourself:)

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[quote=724Skinsfan]WWVVCD = [B]W[/B]hat [B]W[/B]ould a [B]V[/B]ince [B]V[/B]aughn [B]C[/B]haracter [B]D[/B]o?[/quote]

"Look at the baby, look at the baby..."

I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is [I]wife[/I]! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.

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[quote=12thMan]Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black.....you're not the far off yourself:)[/quote]

HAHA! I know...

I'm quoting our hero Vince Vaughn from Old School...

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]"Look at the baby, look at the baby..."

I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is [I]wife[/I]! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.[/quote]

AND SHE WON'T EVEN ENJOY IT!! Last year, when we were drinking with Gmanc, my fiancee got so drunk she was throwing up in the parking lot. Classy.

She does get pumped up for the games, but most chicks don't get as fired up as true fans do.

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All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.

MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.

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I saw a Lords of Acid reference in the other thread 724Skinsfan... NICE.

Gotta' be the filthiest band I've ever heard.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]"Look at the baby, look at the baby..."

I don't think this has to do with Bros before Hoes, because this kid gets way to into every girlfriend he ever has. He's the King on breaking B.beforeH., but this is to a whole new level. The only thing that will piss me off will be if he says he can't take me to a couple of games because he has to take is [I]wife[/I]! I've used up his 4th season ticket for years now, I can't be edged out again for the tang.[/quote]most women i know get tired of going to the games with the guys. maybe she doesn't even like football.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I saw a Lords of Acid reference in the other thread 724Skinsfan... NICE.

Gotta' be the filthiest band I've ever heard.[/quote]

Any band that has a song that starts out with "[I]Darling, come here f*ck me up the[/I] ..." is okay in my book.

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I prefer going without the fiancee. She's really fun to go with, but it's never as much fun as using that ticket for a buddy who's insane about the Skins.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Any band that has a song that starts out with "[I]Darling, come here f*ck me up the[/I] ..." is okay in my book.[/quote]

HAHA! You ever see pics of that chick? "Scrood Bi U" great song.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I prefer going without the fiancee. She's really fun to go with, but it's never as much fun as using that ticket for a buddy who's insane about the Skins.[/quote]

Dude, what ever happended to SkinsGirl? Didn't you meet her at that same game w/ your fiancee?



on a side note: Man Law Thread is officially second to Super Happy Fun Hilarious Thread (or whatever it's called) in number of posts!! I thought that was funny!!

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Yeah, I think she still hangs around. My fiancee met her last year at the game before she embarassed me by emptying beer all over the parking lot.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]on a side note: Man Law Thread is officially second to Super Happy Fun Hilarious Thread (or whatever it's called) in number of posts!! I thought that was funny!![/QUOTE]

W00t! I saw the other day that it surpassed the ?3 thread. Or one of them at least. It will be a while before it catches up with SHFT.