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Who the F is Joe the douchebag plumber anyway?

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[quote=Mattyk;1073155]Who the F is Joe the douchebag plumber anyway?[/quote]

If that's a rhetorical question, than the answer is obviously nobody.



If it's a legit one....he's the darling that McCain tried to trot out as a banner boy in the 2008 election for taking on Obama in Q&A about taxes, and was quickly dumped when they found out he was lying.

[url=http://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Story-of-Joe-the-Plumber-springs-many-leaks-3265195.php]Story of Joe the Plumber springs many leaks - SFGate[/url]

Also more notes about this hypocritical douchebag.

Doesn't like welfare users, but used welfare himself.
[url=http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/joe-plumber-welfare-queen-too]Joe The Plumber Is A Welfare Queen Too... | Crooks and Liars[/url]

[url=http://www.republicreport.org/2012/joe-the-plumber-speaking/]Joe the Plumber, Now Running For Congress, Gives Up Plumbing for Special Interest Speaking Gigs | Republic Report[/url]

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^ Yup well aware of who he is, it just boggles my mind why anyone wastes their time giving any attention at all to his opinions.

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[url=http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/03/justice/wisconsin-girl-stabbed/index.html?hpt=hp_t1]12-year-old Wisconsin girl stabbed 19 times; friends arrested - CNN.com[/url]

great friends

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[quote=Mattyk;1069225][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NEs33qS.gif[/IMG][/quote]

You guys saying this is cool are so full of it. How is that kid POSSIBLY suppose to use that stick?

[url=http://www.totalhockey.com/support/How_to_fit_hockey_sticks/pg_id/202]How To Fit Hockey Sticks | Total Hockey[/url]

[quote]Determining the appropriate stick length is relatively easy. Have the player stand in place without skates, place the toe of the stick on the ground between their feet and position the stick vertically against their body so that the stick comes to about their nose. If the stick is too long, simply make a mark where it touches their nose, and cut the handle of the stick accordingly. If the player’s skates are on, the stick should come up to their chin. Please note that this is a general rule of thumb and can change with personal preference. In addition to cutting sticks to the desired length, players may also extend a stick’s length by inserting an end plug at the top of the shaft. This can be used to lengthen the life of a stick and get maximum use if the player cut the stick too short or experiences a growth spurt.
[/quote]

Why why why doesn't 2-2 give him a car while he's at it so the kid has another thing he can't use. Or better yet give the kid a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawler-transporter"]NASA Crawler-transporter[/URL]. I'm going on Twitter right [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nao"]NAO[/URL] to give @Jtootoo22 a piece of my mind (No Dirtbag don't do that you already have so few pieces to give).

#Cue new [URL="http://youtu.be/-I0Pp-SMWdM"]Dirtbag Theme Song[/URL].

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[quote=Dirtbag59;1073511]You guys saying this is cool are so full of it. How is that kid POSSIBLY suppose to use that stick?

[url=http://www.totalhockey.com/support/How_to_fit_hockey_sticks/pg_id/202]How To Fit Hockey Sticks | Total Hockey[/url]



Why why why doesn't 2-2 give him a car while he's at it so the kid has another thing he can't use. Or better yet give the kid a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawler-transporter"]NASA Crawler-transporter[/URL]. I'm going on Twitter right [URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nao"]NAO[/URL] to give @Jtootoo22 a piece of my mind (No Dirtbag don't do that you already have so few pieces to give).

#Cue new [URL="http://youtu.be/-I0Pp-SMWdM"]Dirtbag Theme Song[/URL].[/quote]
I disagree with your premise. He can easily use it to knock out his sister or brother if he has one. If not, then he can use it on his friends who are losing their teeth.

Further, he's probably thinking something like "let's see Dad try that puny swatter on my ass next time I goof off".

And finally, just how many dishes do you think he will be able to break pretending they are pucks.

Oh yeah, that boy's fun has definitely just begun!!!

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i had to grocery shop at this absolutely cluttered and poorly stocked store for a few months and towards the end i would say "i hate this store" a good bit as I walked around with my 2 yr old.

yesterday we were in a nice grocery store and she loudly says "i hate this store!"

awkward for all within ear shot.

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[quote=over the mountain;1075170]i had to grocery shop at this absolutely cluttered and poorly stocked store for a few months and towards the end i would say "i hate this store" a good bit as I walked around with my 2 yr old.

yesterday we were in a nice grocery store and she loudly says "i hate this store!"

awkward for all within ear shot.[/quote]

Well if it makes you feel better any rational adult would probably let it slide as the rambling of a 2 year old.

We got two Worst candidates right here:

[yt]jgoYErLLIbc[/yt]

How you gonna be stealing some dudes stuff and then try to go on the offensive when he calls you out on it?

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I had a run in with a woman who looks just like that lady in red on the left. A sweet innocent-looking older lady.

i had to take the train up to NYC yesterday to Penn station. its about 2:30 pm when i walk up the stairs to the street level and it is raining really hard. about 200 people are crammed underneath this canopy out front on the street.

i walk up to the taxi stand (at the front edge of the canopy) but no one is there working it. i am standing behind a lady who says there is usually a guy here who directs the cabs. there is a long line of yellow cabs but no one is getting in or out. when people do break from under the canopy and run up to an idling cab, the driver doesnt open the door and they have to quickly retreat back underneath.

an older lady comes up behind me and asks if we are waiting for a cab. Me and the lady in front of me say "yes". I small talk with the older lady who had just come into line for a minute or so, tell her im from baltmore etc. the lady in front gets in a cab and i move forward a foot or so to where she was standing (just barely still underneath the canopy and almost on the curb). your typical shuffling line action.

the older lady then proceeds to edge me out of the way and try and angle herself in front of me. she then turns around and says "ohh im sorry are you waiting for a cab?". i said "yeahhhh". the sweet older lady then turns into a bitch and says "well you better get out there then if you want to catch a cab". I say "i dont feel like getting drenched". she says "well you're going to have to get wet if you want a cab" and then body bumps me forward.

i chuckle and say "ma'am have a good day" and walk to the side of the canopy, make hand gestures and thumbs up until a cabby gives me a thumbs up back then i run into the rain and into the cab.

of course the older lady didnt go stand in the rain like she told me to but then just took my spot at the edge of canopy.

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[quote=mooby;1075261]

We got two Worst candidates right here:

[yt]jgoYErLLIbc[/yt]

How you gonna be stealing some dudes stuff and then try to go on the offensive when he calls you out on it?[/quote]

I would have laid that woman out the moment she went to grab my camera. Not only would she have ended up arrested for theft, but she would have went to jail with a broken nose.

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[quote=mooby;1075261]Well if it makes you feel better any rational adult would probably let it slide as the rambling of a 2 year old.

We got two Worst candidates right here:

[yt]jgoYErLLIbc[/yt]

How you gonna be stealing some dudes stuff and then try to go on the offensive when he calls you out on it?[/quote]

The fact they try to stick with the story is hilarious and sad

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Stuart Scott's acceptance speech for the "Jimmy V perseverance award" at the Espy's....
Love SS and this is great stuff

[url=http://dailycaller.com/2014/07/17/stuart-scotts-inspiring-jimmy-v-acceptance-speech-video/]Stuart Scott's 'Jimmy V' Acceptance Speech Is Nothing Short Of Amazing [VIDEO] | The Daily Caller[/url]

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We have our problems, but I.......Love this about America!
Good Stuff.....
[url=http://www.pickleballchannel.com/2014/05/memorial-day/]One Life, One Flag, One Mile[/url]

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Definitely best.

[url=http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/college-football/story/_/id/11409177/josh-shaw-usc-two-ankle-sprains-heroic-act?ex_cid=sportscenterFB]Josh Shaw of USC out with two ankle sprains after heroic act - ESPN Los Angeles[/url]




[B]Scratch that. Definitely worst.[/B]

@USC_Athletics

Josh Shaw admitted to USC officials that the story about saving his nephew from drowning is a complete fabrication. [url=http://usctrojans.com/blog/2014/08/shaw-admits-he-lied.html]Josh Shaw Admits to USC Officials That He Lied - USC Trojans[/url] …

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[quote=NC_Skins;1079108]Definitely best.

[url=http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/college-football/story/_/id/11409177/josh-shaw-usc-two-ankle-sprains-heroic-act?ex_cid=sportscenterFB]Josh Shaw of USC out with two ankle sprains after heroic act - ESPN Los Angeles[/url][/quote]

[url=http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/ncaa-football/usc-coach-josh-shaws-heroic-rescue-story-may-be-fake]USC Coach: Josh Shaw's 'Heroic' Rescue Story May Be Fake[/url]

In gearing up for the college football season, not so fast my friend!

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[quote=Chico23231;1079199][url=http://www.opposingviews.com/i/sports/ncaa-football/usc-coach-josh-shaws-heroic-rescue-story-may-be-fake]USC Coach: Josh Shaw's 'Heroic' Rescue Story May Be Fake[/url]

In gearing up for the college football season, not so fast my friend![/quote]

What a fucking douche bag. Edited my post to correct it.

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[quote=NC_Skins;1079332]What a fucking douche bag. Edited my post to correct it.[/quote]

Go away throw Steve Sarkisian as the big dumb douche bag as well. The university wanted to investigate further especially coming off the Manti Teo issue but Sarkisian chose to go ahead and try for the good press. Hopefully this is a lesson learn.

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[url]http://finance.yahoo.com/news/nfl-player-got-tattoo-face-130917535.html[/url]

'I was just like I might as well go ahead and get it on the face because if nothing else, it will help motivate me to either be a guy that has a tattoo on his face looking for another job or hopefully I make it in the NFL and [B]don’t have to work too hard to do something (else),[/B]

Yes, god d*mn people who work hard at a normal job.

The new american dream folks, you raised them.

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this is more "worst of our present" but ..

[url]https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/kanye-west-stops-show-yell-kid-wheelchair-stand-012700980.html[/url]

that south park episode was soooo spot on. it is sad that a dude like this is still getting applause and audiences. he deserves the justin beiber treatment ... just boo him every time he walks onto a stage

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[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/15/urban-outfitters-kent-state_n_5821978.html]Urban Outfitters Hits New Low With Faux Blood-Stained Kent State Sweatshirt[/url]

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If the allegations are true awful

[url=http://www.foxsports.com/other/story/report-sordid-details-of-sayreville-high-school-hazing-incidents-surface-100814]Report: Sordid details of Sayreville High School hazing incidents surface | FOX Sports[/url]

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Big news in Baltimore. Former Ravens cheerleader, wife of a millionaire, local media darling, and socialite throws it all away to give her son's 15 year old classmate a blow job. She was involved in charities and was a director on several local non-profit boards.

[url=http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-ae-molly-shattuck-20141105-story.html#page=1]Molly Shattuck charged with rape and sexual contact with minor - Baltimore Sun[/url]

[quote]Molly Shattuck, the former Ravens cheerleader who was married to onetime Constellation Energy CEO Mayo A. Shattuck III, was arrested Wednesday and charged with third-degree rape and unlawful sexual contact with a 15-year-old boy, Delaware State Police said..

The 47-year-old mother of three, who has been active in local charities such as the United Way of Central Maryland and the Baltimore School for the Arts, is accused of giving alcohol to the boy, who is her son's classmate, and performing oral sex on him at a Delaware beach house over the Labor Day weekend, according to an affidavit for a search warrant filed in Baltimore County District Court.[/quote]

She went to my church, saw her regularly, spoke to her now and again. Nice enough but always seemed a little plastic - Everything was just too perfect in her world.

Gotta suck for her kids. The boys go to an expensive private school with other rich kids with entitlement issues. I am sure they are going to be mercilessly hounded about their MILF Mom. (She has been banned from the school).

She clearly had some real serious issues going on in her head.

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natural selection at it's finest

[url=http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Selfie-in-front-of-running-train-costs-three-college-goers-their-life/articleshow/46025185.cms]Selfie in front of running train costs three college-goers their life - The Times of India[/url]

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Sometimes I'm amazed by how much I can be moved by the simplest of gestures: Oklahoma Restaurant Owner Leaves Note Inviting Dumpster Diver to a Free Meal [url]https://gma.yahoo.com/oklahoma-restaurant-owner-leaves-note-inviting-dumpster-diver-160612549--abc-news-Recipes.html[/url]

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;1110965]Sometimes I'm amazed by how much I can be moved by the simplest of gestures: Oklahoma Restaurant Owner Leaves Note Inviting Dumpster Diver to a Free Meal [URL]https://gma.yahoo.com/oklahoma-restaurant-owner-leaves-note-inviting-dumpster-diver-160612549--abc-news-Recipes.html[/URL][/quote]

Heard that on the radio...Love it
There are many people in this world that need a little.....human....bump?
Nice

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...and there are people like this in the world unfortunately. Hope she never sees another free day in her life.

[url=http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-charged-murder-us-navy-sailors-traffic-death/story?id=31490394]Woman Charged With Murder in US Navy Sailor's Traffic Death - ABC News[/url]

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Only 1 percent of the Earth's water is drinkable.

[url=http://environment.nationalgeographic.com/environment/freshwater/freshwater-crisis/]Clean Water Crisis, Water Crisis Facts, Water Crisis Resources - National Geographic[/url]

I saw a dude yesterday take his cup, dip it into a big water fountain sculpture thing in front of an office building, then drink it.

That guy gets it. He is down for the cause.

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I do my part , I drink beer .

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[quote=Giantone;1114381]I do my part , I drink beer .[/quote]

Best and worst?
I thought you would have said......Ely

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Too....wierd

[url=http://news.yahoo.com/spokane-naacp-head-under-pressure-over-racial-identity-071936601.html#]Head of Spokane NAACP quits amid furor over racial identity[/url]

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[IMG]https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/kid-middle-finger.jpg[/IMG]

The double middle finger. Gentlemen, I do not think I need to say more.

I would also like to thank the person or persons who created the term "punk ass bitch". You achieved perfection. There is no other more profound 3 word combination.

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[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/31/its-now-or-never-texts-reveal-teens-efforts-to-pressure-boyfriend-into-suicide/?tid=hybrid_experimentrandom_2_na[/url]

you hateful bitch.

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As a Bruins fan I hate this guy.

[url=http://imgur.com/gallery/YMrUw]This is what 'giving back' means - Album on Imgur[/url]

As a dad I love him!

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[quote=mredskins;1121150]As a Bruins fan I hate this guy.

[url=http://imgur.com/gallery/YMrUw]This is what 'giving back' means - Album on Imgur[/url]

As a dad I love him![/quote]

Thats awesome.

Thats a serious commitment percentage wise to a cause that really needs it.

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Not quite sure.....where this belongs, but interesting nonetheless

[url=http://video.foxnews.com/v/4545820803001/black-lives-matter-leader-defends-looting-in-yale-lecture/?#sp=show-clips]'Black Lives Matter' leader defends looting in Yale lecture | On Air Videos | Fox News[/url]

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[quote=mredskins;1121150]As a Bruins fan I hate this guy.

[url=http://imgur.com/gallery/YMrUw]This is what 'giving back' means - Album on Imgur[/url]

As a dad I love him![/quote]


As a Grandfather I'm with you !!!Bravo!

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[quote=Hog1;1124652]Not quite sure.....where this belongs, but interesting nonetheless

[url=http://video.foxnews.com/v/4545820803001/black-lives-matter-leader-defends-looting-in-yale-lecture/?#sp=show-clips]'Black Lives Matter' leader defends looting in Yale lecture | On Air Videos | Fox News[/url][/quote]


....it's Fox.

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[url=http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/2015/10/12/florida-woman-periscopes-her-drunken-crash/73820710/]Florida woman Periscopes while drunk driving[/url]

Great generation we are raising

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[url=http://news.discovery.com/animals/kangaroo-farts-are-a-problem-151104.htm?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=dnewsnewsletter]Kangaroo Farts Are a Problem : Discovery News[/url]

I knew it...........

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[url=http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/05/us/georgia-state-trooper-children-halloween-parents-death-fundraiser/]Georgia trooper raises money for kids orphaned by crash - CNN.com[/url]