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Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody.

What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks?

I say men wear swim trunks.....

Let's enact a Man Law

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Hell, that Man Law has been enacted since the Middle Ages. ALWAYS swim trunks, bathing suits are for Michael Strahan.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Okay, I need everybody to vote on this one - everybody.

What do guys wear to the pool/beach...Bathing suit or swimming turnks?

I say men wear swim trunks.....

Let's enact a Man Law[/QUOTE]

What about my Speedo?

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That's for Michael Strahan's boyfriend.

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[quote=mheisig]What about my Speedo?[/quote]

What about your Speedo?? What do [I][B]you[/B][/I] call it? Speedo or something else?

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I have to admit, I've always called it a bathing suit even though it seemed weird to me. So from now on I will man up and go with swim trunks. Thanks for the heads up.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]All serious, AMD, since you referred to him as a friend and obviously he respects you enough to ask you to stand by his side on what should be the most important day of his life, you need to be there for him. It may not work out for him but he'll make that decsion when it comes. Right now, he's counting on you for your support.

MAN LAW: A true friend will stand by his bro's decision with unfaltering loyalty and buy him a beer if it doesn't work out as planned.[/quote]

I agree, even though I'm pretty sure he's just trying to help some random girl get a green card or something.

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I can wear a Speedo seeing as my Man Card is MIA. I wouldn't even have a pocket to keep it in.

Which brings me to another issue: the co-existence of Man Cards and virginity. While I was squeezing out another impressive crap this morning it occured to me that I was under the impression yesterday that I lost both my Man Card AND my virginity all in the same day.

However, this cannot be true. In order to have a Man Card, you can't have your virginity, correct? Thus, Man Cards and virginity can NOT coexist.

Which brings me to this conclusion: since I lost my Man Card, it's entirely possible that I now have my virginity BACK.

Dammit.

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[IMG]http://www.aeroplastics.net/John_Isaacs/2004/04_Isaacs_big_shit_R.jpg[/IMG]

Look, I found the sculpture of mheisig's poo.

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Hmm...I don't recall ever licensing the reproduction of my poo or receiving any royalties.

It might be helpful to superimpose an elephant in that picture in order to provide a sense of scale.

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There is an elephant in the picture. It's behind your turd.

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...standing on a ladder

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...with a giraffe on its shoulders.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We're going to have to party during the season 724Skinsfan. I'll be watching some games in Bburg and Roanoke at BW3s this year...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection][IMG]http://www.aeroplastics.net/John_Isaacs/2004/04_Isaacs_big_shit_R.jpg[/IMG]

Look, I found the sculpture of mheisig's poo.[/quote]

Hahahaahaaahaha.....where in the hell do you find some of this shit!! (pardon the pun)

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Speaking of Swimwear and body functions, my little sister had to flee the neighborhood pool the other day because some kid yakked it. I find that very funny.

That's a hell of a turd by the way.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. We're going to have to party during the season 724Skinsfan. I'll be watching some games in Bburg and Roanoke at BW3s this year...[/quote]

Come on down. BW3's is the best place to watch Skins games here in Roanoke. Not sure if I'm allowed back into the one in B'Burg. It's been 5 years, so perhaps.

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This is a snapshot I took when I was on tour with the "Poo Exhibit" in sub-Saharan Africa - I think it really gives you an appreciation for not only the size and scale, but the incredible marbeling and texture:

[IMG]http://www.extensibletech.com/images/elephant.jpg[/IMG]

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My wrestling coach back in high school gave me a good piece of advise for photographing impressive turds (I think we were compairing stories in order to keep our minds off of the fact that we were starving). He said that a dime on in the toilet seat is key to creating a sense of scale.
But I guess mheisig would need to use a frisbee.

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or a manhole cover!

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Come on down. BW3's is the best place to watch Skins games here in Roanoke. Not sure if I'm allowed back into the one in B'Burg. It's been 5 years, so perhaps.[/quote]

HAHA! You too? I was removed during the Seattle playoff game last year. Lots of Skins fans come to the one in Roanoke?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHA! You too? I was removed during the Seattle playoff game last year. Lots of Skins fans come to the one in Roanoke?[/quote]

It's hit or miss with fan attendance in Roanoke. Some Sundays its rockin' other times it's maybe a dozen of us. Since BW3's came to Valley View Mall, maybe there will be a larger more consistent turnout. Last year there was a seasonal Redkins merchandise store that opened next to it.

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Yeah, I remember going to that a couple of times. I like the one at Valley View better than that one next to Tanglewood. Tanglewood better get some better stores or else that area of town is dead.

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True, with the exception of Barnes & Noble there's not much point driving out to that area anymore.

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I remember a time when it was actually good. Too bad all the best merchants are in Valley View because there's no way, barring a huge population explosion, that any reputable merchant would open TWO stores in Roanoke.

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Ok, the Man Law thread has gotten way off track here.

So, who likes boobies?

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I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.

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An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I enjoy them. I enjoy different ones on different women though. I don't like these chicks who are 100 pounds and have DDDDs. You have to be proportionate to your body. If you're that skinny, be perky, but nothing more than a C. I prefer a girl be around 130-140 with a huge rack and curves.[/quote]you just described my perfect woman. do you know her?(red head right?)

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[quote=mheisig]An ass to balance out the rack is vitally important too. Not gigantic, mind you, but enough to balance the boobies.

mheisig doesn't like imbalance...it makes him nervous.[/quote]

I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]I concur. I feel like a girl with a huge rack and small ass is constantly in danger of taking a nose dive if she leans too far forward. Plus, you need the ass to hold on to when you pick the girl up, otherwise the bones just cut your hands and you drop her.[/QUOTE]

Imbalance is wrong! WRONG!

The actual size is unimportant as long as it's proportional. To me, Pamela Anderson just isn't that hot cause everything's all out of whack.

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Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.

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just like a teeter totter. to much on either side and you could really hurt yourself!

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Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.

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Oh but I do. You gotta have SOME taste and discernment.

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This is similar to arguements that I've gotten into over the fact that there is a distinct difference between good big boobs and big-fat boobs.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Size, proportion, balance/imbalance, blah,blah,blah. My friends, once they (boobies) are in your hands, you're not gonna care about any of that stuff.[/quote]true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to hap-penis

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[quote=gibbsisgod]true... but... if we had to choose, balance is the key to [B]happenis[/B][/quote]

HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it looks likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?

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[quote=724Skinsfan]HAHA! Did you mean to spell happiness that way because it likes a combination of happy and peni...you know what I'm mean. Having a happenis is the key to this discussion, right?[/quote]thats right, i did some editing.

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All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.