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you mean etiting?

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[quote=724Skinsfan]you mean etiting?[/quote]bah-zing!

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[quote=mheisig]All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.[/quote]

Or IMPLANTS?!? Those feel NASTY.

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[quote=mheisig]All boobs are not created equal, and there are plenty I would NOT want my hands on.

Ever seen them lopsided? Or weird inverted, dodgy nipular action? Blech. It's like the anti-viagra.[/quote]never really cared for the pancake look. kinda grosses me out.

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I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind!

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[quote=mheisig]Man Law: All chicks dubbed "hot" must display appropriate physical balance between rack and ass.[/quote]

Man Law

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[QUOTE=12thMan]I like it all...but I absolutely hate the fake boobies.

Man Law: One tit in th mouth are better than two in the....well, never mind![/QUOTE]

A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?

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[quote=12thMan]Man Law[/quote]
That goes for any chick considered to be a "butterface." [I]Everything[/I] must be taken into consideration but, of course, her face.

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That's what paper bags are for.

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[quote=mheisig]A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?[/quote]

Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?

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[quote=mheisig]A tit in the hand is worth two in the bush?[/quote]

Two in the bush? Stay away from those types. You're only asking for disappointment.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Hmmm...now let's think about that for a minute....two tits in the bush could mean that it's either a menage or chick is going down?[/QUOTE]

Or she's really, really flexible.

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or she just needs a good shave.


eeewwww!

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Too far, sir, too far!

Shaved is the way to go.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]or she just needs a good shave.


eeewwww![/quote]

Nothing wrong with a nice little bushy bush...!!!

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landing strip for me thanks.

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Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.

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[quote=mheisig]Or the stenciled outline of a redskins helmet.[/quote]

How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.[/quote]i might give her a hate f.

it might feel like your really taking it to the enemy!

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]How bitter/angry would you be if you took a girl's pants off and it was shaved into a star. I think I would physically throw her out of my (parent's) house.[/QUOTE]

Just shaved into a star I could probably explain away and get down to business.

If it were dyed blue I might have to turn her over.

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Good call by both of you, that's why I ask you guys these questions.

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AMD, if you're ever unsure, just give me a call and I can come take over for you. Only if she's hot, though.

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Man, this thread is so out of control!!!!

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There are some crazy cats here.

Speaking of, what happened to TMC?

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[quote=mheisig]There are some crazy cats here.

Speaking of, what happened to TMC?[/quote]he hurt my feelings.

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last day on the job, right mheisig?

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]he hurt my feelings.[/QUOTE]

So you did away with him?!

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]last day on the job, right mheisig?[/QUOTE]

Roger that! Bored as all get out too.

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[quote=mheisig]So you did away with him?![/quote]i admit to nothing and never will copper!

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[quote=mheisig]Roger that! Bored as all get out too.[/quote]take yourself out with an upperdecker!

when i leave my job, i'm taking one in all the toilets. kinda like markin your teritory!

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There's really no way to do a top shelfer in this building. It's all like commercial grade toilets. I'd have to leave the log like on the toilet seat or behind the flush handle or something, and that's just too obvious.

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[quote=mheisig]There are some crazy cats here.

Speaking of, what happened to TMC?[/quote]

TMC works, therefore TMC takes lunch breaks. I had a delicious cheesesteak with onions, mushrooms and peppers. I feel it brewing in my stomach to break your record later on. The bewitching hour for my #2s is 2-3 PM.

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mmm cheesesteaks...

You might try a tablespoon of Metamucil within the next 15 minutes for optimal viscosity, lubrication and structural integrity.

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[quote=mheisig]mmm cheesesteaks...

You might try a tablespoon of Metamucil within the next 15 minutes for optimal viscosity, lubrication and structural integrity.[/quote]

Viscosity, lubrication.....I don't know why, but this is funnier than hell!!!!!

Damn that shit is hillarious!

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I'm eating some Potbelly's with everything on it right now, and I can't wait to unleash in a little while. I think they call this sub The Wreck, because that's what you do to the can after you eating it.

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Just got back from enjoying a grilled stuft chicken burrito and spicy chicken taco from Taco Bell. To top it off, I stopped by Mickey D's and grabbed 2 apple turnovers. I like to treat myself on Fridays.

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mmmmmmm potbelly's

I was out all last night and got home around 7. I had some pizza then from dominos and it was actually really good. I usually don't get pizza from dominos but maybe it was just the change that made it better.

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Tuna fish sandwich and pasta. Why the hell is my lunch so boring???

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left over pizza, and a snickers.

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[quote=mheisig]Tuna fish sandwich and pasta. Why the hell is my lunch so boring???[/quote]some say the lunch reflects on the person.

I am eating ice cream right now, cookies and cream ofcourse.