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BigSKINBauer 05-04-2006 10:06 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
The Artist formeraly known as smootsmack
-Gave me my amalgam of my name through pure genius and holds a spot in my signature
-Has a cool job
-Is the master of finding things online

edit: and i just noticed i had to do it in iambic pentameter.

BigSKINBauer 05-04-2006 10:22 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
The Artist formeraly known as smootsmack
He gave me an amalgram of my name
He has a cool job wish I had the same
Always knows where online articles came

BigSKINBauer 05-04-2006 11:26 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
A ton of people still have to make a rap. I want to hear them

Who is officially eliminated?

SmootSmack 05-04-2006 11:34 PM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
Sadly we had to send Duffman003 home after this most recent round. Real shame because he was a crowd favorite. But remember these are 1-866 numbers not 1-900

PSUSkinsFan21 05-05-2006 07:54 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
I decided to spread the love a little:

The Artist Formerly Known As Smootsmack
is the fairest of all the Warpath Mods.
He put wewhite in his place for two weeks,
and I hear he resembles a Greek God.

As for ST 2-1, it's hard to say
anything that is very positive.
He's usually dead wrong with all his points,
But he's consistent, strong and assertive.

Since Huddle left our threads are just too short.
We hardly get to argue mundane points.
Instead we have 4 Lavar threads per day
from bitter folks who need to smoke more joints.

SmootSmack 05-05-2006 09:31 AM

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Excellent PSU. But in fairness, Matty was the one who put ST21 in his place. You know how The Ego is

OK, I'm off to Connecticut now so I won't be online for a couple of days. In my absence, freestyle a bit unless TheMalcolmConnection or BrudLee tell you otherwise.

We will be announcing a winner soon...just as soon as we find Bin Laden

PSUSkinsFan21 05-05-2006 09:37 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=TAFKAS]Excellent PSU. But in fairness, Matty was the one who put ST21 in his place. You know how The Ego is

OK, I'm off to Connecticut now so I won't be online for a couple of days. In my absence, freestyle a bit unless TheMalcolmConnection or BrudLee tell you otherwise.

We will be announcing a winner soon...just as soon as we find Bin Laden[/quote]

My bad.........maybe we should add The Ego to our list of iambic pentameter choices?

Have fun in CT.

TheMalcolmConnection 05-05-2006 10:08 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
Being as TAFKAS has put BrudLee and myself in charge, I file a movement to write why you should win in haiku and Chuck Norris jokes...combined.

PSUSkinsFan21 05-05-2006 10:33 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
I'm really starting to wonder if this award is worth all this work.

TheMalcolmConnection 05-05-2006 10:34 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
YES. IT IS. Now dance puppet, DANCE.

PSUSkinsFan21 05-05-2006 10:56 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]YES. IT IS. Now dance puppet, DANCE.[/quote]

Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.

gibbsisgod 05-05-2006 11:00 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.[/quote]you are a well rounded person psu.....you dabble in every culture

TheMalcolmConnection 05-05-2006 11:15 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=PSUSkinsFan21]Yes Sir.


Question 3 Idol
the Holy Grail of awards
shall be PSU's
says the master Chuck Norris
or death and peril to all.

Respect his warning
or suffer the roundhouse kick
broken face, back, neck
yes truly a broken man
will be he who denies me.

Add insult to pain
Master Norris will inflict
by ripping the heart
from those who vote another
and eating raw with Merlot


Naturally, I employed the traditional 5-7-5-7-7 haiku most prominent in the Japanese tanka.[/quote]

Just as BSB's beats were hot, that was hot as well. I award you 1,127 points.

TheMalcolmConnection 05-05-2006 11:16 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
Eventually, I also move that a poll be put up on to which was hotter, your haiku or BSB's rap.

PSUSkinsFan21 05-05-2006 11:48 AM

Re: Question 3 Idol....Warpath, You Decide!
 
[quote=gibbsisgod]you are a well rounded person psu.....you dabble in every culture[/quote]

thnx ;)

Jack of all trades, master of none.


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