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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]some say the lunch reflects on the person.

I am eating ice cream right now, cookies and cream ofcourse.[/QUOTE]

I don't know what a lunch of ice cream says about you, but I'm guessing it's not good.

MY lunch is healthy. Given that I'll be doing pushups, pullups and running 6 miles a day for the next 6 months, I can't afford to be subsisting on cheesesteak subs and ice cream.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Just got back from enjoying a grilled stuft chicken burrito and spicy chicken taco from Taco Bell. To top it off, I stopped by Mickey D's and grabbed 2 apple turnovers. I like to treat myself on Fridays.[/quote]

Taco Bell is my vice of choice. I always get a Grande Soft Taco and Spicy Chicken Burrito.

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I am still deciding what my lunch should be. I could go get food but I don't want to. I could make something but I don't want to. I could eat some old chinese food but I don't want to. I think i might just not eat.

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I don't get TMC's signature. It appears to have something to do with poo and virginity - is this a poke at me?

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The rest of the day I've had 4 protein shakes. My coworker and I pound these things before we go lift. We're meatheads.

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Taco bell order: 2 chicken chalupas supremes and 1 chicken nacho bell grande. Very filling but very expensive.

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[quote=mheisig]I don't get TMC's signature. It appears to have something to do with poo and virginity - is this a poke at me?[/quote]

Hey, I don't even get TMC!

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]The rest of the day I've had 4 protein shakes. My coworker and I pound these things before we go lift. We're meatheads.[/QUOTE]

I hit a protein shake before a workout, and one before bed. Plenty of Udo's Choice fat in there to aid protein synthesis, otherwise ya just piss it right out.

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Right. I've been trying to get about my body weight in protein each day. Problem is, once I get up to 200 lbs. of solid steel, I have to maintain it. :mad:

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Right. I've been trying to get about my body weight in protein each day. Problem is, once I get up to 200 lbs. of solid steel, I have to maintain it. :mad:[/QUOTE]

I'm at 200 right now - doing about 3600 calories per day. I've found for myself that an Isocaloric (equal caloric amounts of protein, fat and carbohydrates) works best for lean muscle mass gains. So, I do 300g (1200 calories) of protein, same for carbs, and abuot 133g (1200 calories) of fat.

Works well. I do have another interesting poo story to tell...it's forthcoming...

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So I just had my early-afternoon crap and I've got to tell you I came THIS close to topping the one from before.

It appears I had a structural integrity or "grippiness" problem, as the log was doing just fine on it's way out. Unfortunately, upon aquatic entry it split in half and I ended up with two moderate-sized logs (and a third floater that came out of nowhere).

Had it held together for the entire process I am positive that in sheer length I would have surpassed the CoPE. However in overall girth I'm not so sure - this new one definitely had more length than girth. It is a moot point, however, since it broke apart.

I'm thinking I had maybe a tad too much Metamucil - might be time to scale that back a shade. Like someone else mentioned, it may be time to add a drop or two of Elmer's Glue to my lunch.

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See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk...

POO STORIES.

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Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies.

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I dropped out of the Man law thread for a while due to scheduling problems. I usually am sleeping all day so I miss out on the brunt of discussion. Yesterday I was awoken at 9PM and now I hope to stay awake the rest of the day so I can sleep at a decent time and awake tomorrow before noon and be back on schedule. I say this wondering if with my time away, did i miss 'poo stories'

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]See, I'm not religious enough about measuring all that each day. I just hit up my protein, have some solid meals and let my stomach sort it out. It's been working well. Anyway, enough meathead talk...

POO STORIES.[/QUOTE]

I pretty much have to be religious about it. I was what they call a "hard gainer," only way I could build muscle was by being religious about my diet. 2 years and 60lbs of lean muscle mass has me pretty psyched though ;)

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan]Man Law: No more than 15 posts may go by without mentioning either poop or boobies.[/QUOTE]

I'm doing my best.

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Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.

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[quote=mheisig]I'm doing my best.[/quote]

Shoot, you're the MVP, literally carrying the load!

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Kate Beckinsale has a great rack.[/QUOTE]

Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.

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Said proof has already been posted, but I'll be happy to post it again.

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[IMG]http://www.digitalhit.com/fest/tiff/2003/5/t03i-5-74.jpg[/IMG]

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She's kind of like Jennifer Aniston...






...but with way bigger tits!

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I don't think the Man Law said anything about the proof being posted earlier - I believe it must be posted anew each and every time.

I want boobies.

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I don't see any boobies...

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[quote=mheisig]Man Law Violation! We'll need photographic proof to back up that claim.[/quote]

Yes, this Man Law was enacted/passed on the first page I believe.

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the first time i read that i thought it said "pornographic evidence", and it got me all excited

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]the first time i read that i thought it said "pornographic evidence", and it got me all excited[/QUOTE]

The first time I read your post the only thing I read was "pornographic" and I got all excited.

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[quote=mheisig]The first time I read your post the only thing I read was "pornographic" and I got all excited.[/quote]

We're not suppose to get Gigity to talk about anything pornographic. You remember what happened last time.

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[url]http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/nudecelebrityscenes/katebeckinsale/pics/three.jpg[/url]

She's way hotter now (and apparently has grown new breasts). Not safe for work.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]We're not suppose to get Gigity to talk about anything pornographic. You remember what happened last time.[/QUOTE]

Really? I don't remember...

I'm still pissed at TMC's lack of pictures. Just appaling.

TMC, don't make me make GIGity take your man card away. It isn't pretty, trust me. You get it back parcel post and you pay delivery.

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This has noting to do with boobies, although I find that I really can't stop thinking about them...but I want to go deep sea fishing. I haven't been in awhile and I really miss the feeling of beating a large fish over the head with a club so you can get your hook out. I recommend you try it.

I also recommend boobs, they're cool!

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]This has noting to do with boobies, although I find that I really can't stop thinking about them...but I want to go deep sea fishing. I haven't been in awhile and [B]I really miss the feeling of beating a large fish over the head with a club so you can get your hook out[/B]. I recommend you try it.

I also recommend boobs, they're cool![/QUOTE]

That was really funny when I read it for some reason.

Try replacing "a large fish" with "my meat".

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I don't want a club coming anywhere near my meat.

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Unless it's a strip club.

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But Katherine McPhee's 41-year old boyfriend is perfectly ok?

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He's trying to get with ME and I keep saying no, but he has this thing about my sack.

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[quote=mheisig]That was really funny when I read it for some reason.

Try replacing "a large fish" with "my meat".[/quote]

you have a strange fascination with my meat and it scares me. I'm afraid that if we ever meet at a tailgate or something you'll start chasing me around wearing a gimp mask. Please don't.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]you have a strange fascination with my meat and it scares me. I'm afraid that if we ever meet at a tailgate or something you'll start chasing me around wearing a gimp mask. Please don't.[/QUOTE]

No no, I replaced it with "MY meat," not "AMD's meat." I'm obsessed with my meat, not yours.

And when have I ever commented on your meat before?

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]He's trying to get with ME and I keep saying no, but he has this thing about my sack.[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming he has a thing for Lefty, as you've said Righty is ass-ugly.

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[quote=mheisig]No no, I replaced it with "MY meat," not "AMD's meat." I'm obsessed with my meat, not yours.

And when have I ever commented on your meat before?[/quote]

I just want attention. Maybe I should claim that Chris Henry and the Duke lax team assaulted me.