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CRedskinsRule – He’s my brother and I have to.
GMScud, SlinginSammy 33 – to gang up on saden with me.
Lotus - Just strikes me as interesting person to converse with.
Saden1 – Need I explain?
Schneed10 – As an MBA and finance guy, I bet he is just the life of the party!
12thMan – He’s the “Steve” of any Warpath party. No one knows who he is or why he’s there, but there’s always a Steve at every party – that’s 12th.
Joethiesmanfan – So I have someone to point and laugh at all night long.
Jamf – B/c I have actually met him and he is one zesty dude.
Daseal – We need someone to kick the puppies.

Honorable Mention: SherrifGonnaGetcha, FRPLG, ThatGuy - Any one or all in place of jtf b/c, well, they are just more interesting then him.

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[quote=SmootSmack;721009]Hahaha! This would make a pretty entertaining thread[/quote]

Can you split it off into it's own?

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Interesting twist to the drunk thread, but here goes.

Angry - Not because I like you, but because you invited me first. So what the hell. Besides, you always seem so angry.
Firstdown - No brainer.
DRave - Because that's my homie and she lives somewhere close, not sure where though.
GMScud - He'd bring the wine, but I'd have to listen to him whine about Obama all night.
Saden - To keep GMScud in check about Obama.
Robbh - Funny story. I believe it was two years ago and I was supposed to meet up with Rob for a preseason game or something (can't remember, seems like it was around the time when Sean Taylor passed). So me and this chick got hammered and started texting Rob. I really don't remember why or what happened, but somehow a movie was involved. Rob could weigh in, I guess.
Dmek - He just seems like a real chill dude with a lot of funny stories about life.
Denim_Monger - Actually, I would invite him to my place, but give him the wrong address to somewhere in Barry Farms because I think he’s a real douche. Those that live in the area know why I’d send him to the Farms.
Redskin Girl - She sounded kinda hot:)

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Drum roll please! And the final invite goes to none other than Hessy.
Like, who does that bitch think she is not wanting to hang out with 12th? I'd love to tell her off, but Schneed has already mastered that area.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;721013]Can you split it off into it's own?[/quote]

I can't take just a few posts and dump into a new thread, but one of you should start a new thread on this

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I was going to make it its own thread but because I was under the influence...

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Yeah, this needs to be it's own thread. Angry, you want me to do it?

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Go ahead.

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So I'll leave the first slot open for you to cut and paste your post first. Deal?

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[quote=12thMan;721023]So I'll leave the first slot open for you to cut and paste your post first. Deal?[/quote]


Cool

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Haha..guess I can't leave the first slot open, huh?

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Eh good enough. It won't be the last time that I play second fiddle to my own work.

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**** the brian westbrook thread.

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Like who give s a shit about Mike Westbrook? We're going to kick his ass this year.

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I mean Brian Westbrook...

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Cool

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New game: Give your significant other a csreen name. I will start first.

"Bitchy"- what else would you expect from a guy named Angry? You want to know the real source of my anger? Start with her.

Ok in all fairness I am pissed so a more appropriate name would be "Shewhodoesn'tshutthe****up"

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invisible

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My wife's would be SexyGatorSlob. She's LOVES our Gators with her heart and soul, she a hot Florida blonde, but man oh man is she messy. Not gross messy like leaving food wrappers on the floor or having poor hygene. But I swear to god the world is that woman's hamper. She has clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts. She can leave a sink full of dirty dishes and go to sleep for the night. She can leave 3 days worth of mail on the kitchen table. She can have a month old stack of magazines on her side of the bed. The list goes on.

Don't get me wrong, I love the woman to death, but her messiness is certainly my cross to bear in the relationship. But she's in two different fantasy football leagues, she has more than one Redskins thong, and she asks me at least 2 or 3 times a week "hey baby, what's new on The Warpath?" So I guess you take the good with the bad. I know I'm a pain in the ass, too. :)

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[quote=tryfuhl;721370]invisible[/quote]

Don't you mean imaginary? :)

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[quote=Angry;721406]Don't you mean imaginary? :)[/quote]
that's my side piece

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Had a couple of Erdinger Hefeweisens tonight at a corporate happy hour. Got home and got bitched at even though I was an hour earlier than expected. Sucking on a Sam Adams while I ignore her now.

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[quote=Angry;722155]Had a couple of Erdinger Hefeweisens tonight at a corporate happy hour. Got home and got bitched at even though I was an hour earlier than expected. Sucking on a Sam Adams while I ignore her now.[/quote]


I like Sam Adams summer seasonal. Had a few of them tonight at dinner at Chef Geoff's off of New Mexico Ave near AU. Pretty good food. I'm not raving about it, but pretty good. Having a Sam Seasonal on tap is nice though.

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Yeah, I like the Summer Ale and Coastal wheat.

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[I know that I posted this before in the SHFT but I think that it deserves a place here.

[SIZE="4"][B]NSFW[/B][/SIZE]

[YT]U4Rwme77nNE[/YT]

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lol so I'm talking to a friend today and he's like you celebrating tonight? I'm like celebrating what?

he goes.. Ted Kennedy's 1 year sobriety anniversary

me: umm ted kennedy is dead... oh... oHHHHH hahahahah

horrible

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[quote=Angry;721358]New game: Give your significant other a csreen name. I will start first.

"Bitchy"- what else would you expect from a guy named Angry? You want to know the real source of my anger? Start with her.

Ok in all fairness I am pissed so a more appropriate name would be "Shewhodoesn'tshutthe****up"[/quote]

Ms. Lazy, I really have the same problem GMScud has except mine is worse. She will start doing the dishes and then disappear from view until they are done. She doesn't clean very well if at all, and can't cook. Also, she's a Giants fan.

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[quote=GMScud;721394]My wife's would be SexyGatorSlob. She's LOVES our Gators with her heart and soul, she a hot Florida blonde, but man oh man is she messy. Not gross messy like leaving food wrappers on the floor or having poor hygene. But I swear to god the world is that woman's hamper. She has clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts. She can leave a sink full of dirty dishes and go to sleep for the night. She can leave 3 days worth of mail on the kitchen table. She can have a month old stack of magazines on her side of the bed. The list goes on.

Don't get me wrong, I love the woman to death, but her messiness is certainly my cross to bear in the relationship. But she's in two different fantasy football leagues, she has more than one Redskins thong, and she asks me at least 2 or 3 times a week "hey baby, what's new on The Warpath?" So I guess you take the good with the bad. I know I'm a pain in the ass, too. :)[/quote]

she doesn't rinse the dishes first? a month old stack = like 4-6 magazines?

she might call you OCDScud if she were on here? lol j/k

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[quote=tryfuhl;723989]lol so I'm talking to a friend today and he's like you celebrating tonight? I'm like celebrating what?

he goes.. Ted Kennedy's 1 year sobriety anniversary

me: umm ted kennedy is dead... oh... oHHHHH hahahahah

horrible[/quote]


Wow.



[yt]QQ7Ue5emo6I[/yt]

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[quote=GMScud;721394]My wife's would be SexyGatorSlob. She's LOVES our Gators with her heart and soul, she a hot Florida blonde, but man oh man is she messy. Not gross messy like leaving food wrappers on the floor or having poor hygene. But I swear to god the world is that woman's hamper. She has clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts. She can leave a sink full of dirty dishes and go to sleep for the night. She can leave 3 days worth of mail on the kitchen table. She can have a month old stack of magazines on her side of the bed. The list goes on.

Don't get me wrong, I love the woman to death, but her messiness is certainly my cross to bear in the relationship. But she's in two different fantasy football leagues, she has more than one Redskins thong, and she asks me at least 2 or 3 times a week "hey baby, what's new on The Warpath?" So I guess you take the good with the bad. I know I'm a pain in the ass, too. :)[/quote]

I feel your pain. If it wasn't for me I can only imagine what our place would look like. Gotta admit I'm a bit of a pain in the ass when it comes to keeping things clean though. But overall my wife and I are on different pages when it comes to that.

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[quote=Angry;722155]Had a couple of Erdinger Hefeweisens tonight at a corporate happy hour. Got home and got bitched at even though I was an hour earlier than expected. Sucking on a Sam Adams while I ignore her now.[/quote]

lol i actually have developed this habit of making a long extended "shhhhhhhhh" sound when she starts nagging and bitching. oh man does that set her off but i cant even control it, it is involuntary.

last week she was bitching that i never listen to her or hear what she is saying (it also was written on our dry erase board in our kitchen with exclamation points!!). i swear to gosh, i heard her say "because you never listen to waht i say and i have to repeat myself . . " that beginning part i heard then like some john hughes movie i just zoned out and watched her lips move. i didnt know how long she had been talking when i snapped out of it and started hearing her words again.

i think my uncontrollable involuntary shhhhhh sound im starting to make is just a progression of me zoning her out.

so her screen name would be "thegirlwhoconstantlynagstotheguywhoistoohightocarewhatsheissayingbuthedoescarenoughtoactlikehehearswhatsheissayingbutifhemissesanythingheknowsshewilljustrepeatherselfagainandagainandagainsoitreallydoesntmatterifhelistensornotbecauseallshewantstodoisbitchandnotreallymakeanypointsorhaveadiscussionanyway"

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haha

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I need a word and I didn't want tostart a new thread. i have used this word before but it escapes me right now. If I were to think that one's actions were for personal gain or that everything he does is either for the worst or his own benefit...what would that make me?

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cynical?
skeptical?
realistic?

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;724466]cynical?
skeptical?
realistic?[/quote]

Cynical...thank you.

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Thought this article was apropos for this thread

[url=http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2014332,00.html]Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds - TIME[/url]

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so me and the lady have been at ocean city the past few days. right now is hotel week so pirces are discounted and while there is still a good bit of people most of the crazy drunk kids have gone off to school.

anyways, we are bar hoping with a couple were friends with. there from philly and our buddy used to live and bartend here for 7 years.

so were bouncing around from bar to bar. go to this steelers bar called buxy's. its about 2, they are closing up so i order a jack n coke to chug before we leave. the 2 bartenders giggle to each other. then one say to the other in between his giggles "what'd he order a carson palmer"

i thought it was funny. i should have just gotten a straight jack and not mixed it with coke but after drinking 30 beers over 10 hours and gettin a sun burn i guess i was alil pussified.

i never have gotten flax for ordering a jack n coke but i can see were the guys call it a carson palmer b/c its kind of weak sauce.

the other day i started talking to this cowboy fan. ends up his grandfather got a call from roger staubach 6 years ago. his grandfather was roger's CO in the military. said he calls every year, hes been to dinner at rogers house. pretty cool.

and one last damn thing. they have these shirts that say "bleed blue" or "bleed gold" football shirts.

for the skins? bleed maroon. WTF!

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[quote=over the mountain;725923]so me and the lady have been at ocean city the past few days. right now is hotel week so pirces are discounted and while there is still a good bit of people most of the crazy drunk kids have gone off to school.

anyways, we are bar hoping with a couple were friends with. there from philly and our buddy used to live and bartend here for 7 years.

so were bouncing around from bar to bar. go to this steelers bar called buxy's. its about 2, they are closing up so i order a jack n coke to chug before we leave. the 2 bartenders giggle to each other. then one say to the other in between his giggles "what'd he order a carson palmer"

i thought it was funny. i should have just gotten a straight jack and not mixed it with coke but after drinking 30 beers over 10 hours and gettin a sun burn i guess i was alil pussified.

i never have gotten flax for ordering a jack n coke but i can see were the guys call it a carson palmer b/c its kind of weak sauce.

the other day i started talking to this cowboy fan. ends up his grandfather got a call from roger staubach 6 years ago. his grandfather was roger's CO in the military. said he calls every year, hes been to dinner at rogers house. pretty cool.

and one last damn thing. they have these shirts that say "bleed blue" or "bleed gold" football shirts.

[B]for the skins? bleed maroon. [/B]WTF![/quote]


Probably because we actually do bleed Red so they need a varation but why not Burgundy.

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Yeah, Buxy's is a straight up Steelers bar. My buddy is a DJ down there and the owner of Buxy's gives him shit for being a Rams fan. I guess the next time you go you'll have to ask what a Joe Flacco is. Peach Schnapps?

Heading down to Smith Mountain Lake this weekend for a wedding. Supposedly the bride texted my wife today and said she left BJ's Warehouse Club with many many cases of beer and wine. I guess I'll be drinking nicely this weekend.

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[quote=SmootSmack;725559]Thought this article was apropos for this thread

[URL="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,2014332,00.html"]Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds - TIME[/URL][/quote]

Wow. Best news I've heard all day! ;) TMC and I are gonna live forever!
Bottoms up! :food-smil

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I'm doing something for my health right NOW