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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]i am so coming to your jurisdiction and breaking some laws tonight buddy.[/QUOTE]

Be my guest - I'll be at home drinking beer!

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if you havent been given a nickname yet i may just start calling you vanhelsig, i dont know why but everytime i see your name i think of that movie. does it have anything to do with it?

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Ok seriously now, enough taunting GIGity.

I'm sorry GIGity, there's no excuse. Here, have a beer on me.

Oh wait, you're still at work...

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]if you havent been given a nickname yet i may just start calling you vanhelsig, i dont know why but everytime i see your name i think of that movie. does it have anything to do with it?[/QUOTE]

Um, no. But I like it, it's catchy. I've been looking for a new nickname...I'm tired of this one. It's got no...pizazz.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]notice that i didn't make fun of grillz for living in his parents basement. cause i am sensitive to these types of issues.[/quote]

do you and your wife and kids live with the 'rents? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]do you and your wife and kids live with the 'rents? Not that there's anything wrong with that.[/quote]no, i cant stand my parents. if i had to live with them i might start drinking everyday like you.

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[quote=mheisig]Um, no. But I like it, it's catchy. I've been looking for a new nickname...I'm tired of this one. It's got no...pizazz.[/quote]

Poopasoraus Rex?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]no, i cant stand my parents. if i had to live with them i might start drinking everyday like you.[/quote]

Hey, I don't drink every day because I live with the folks! I drink every day because I'm Irish!

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I drink every day 'cause there's beer in the fridge.

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[quote=mheisig]I drink every day 'cause there's beer in the fridge.[/quote]that should be the only reason you need

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Poopasoraus Rex?[/QUOTE]

I think that Yuengling is effecting your creativity, cause that just blows...

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My wife bought a case of Corona Light last week for a cookout. I think one person drank a bottle and left the rest for me to dispose of. I've been drinking that swill because I can't let ANY beer go to waste. Beer is beer and must always be given proper respect.

Man Law: Never throw away beer in your refrigerator regardless of taste preference. It's okay to give it away, but not throw away.

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan]My wife bought a case of Corona Light last week for a cookout. I think one person drank a bottle and left the rest for me to dispose of. I've been drinking that swill because I can't let ANY beer go to waste. Beer is beer and must always be given proper respect.

Man Law: Never throw away beer in your refrigerator regardless of taste preference. It's okay to give it away, but not throw away.[/QUOTE]

Hey Corona isn't THAT bad. It has after all, "La Cerveza Mas Fina"

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[quote=724Skinsfan]My wife bought a case of Corona Light last week for a cookout. I think one person drank a bottle and left the rest for me to dispose of. I've been drinking that swill because I can't let ANY beer go to waste. Beer is beer and must always be given proper respect.

Man Law: Never throw away beer in your refrigerator regardless of taste preference. It's okay to give it away, but not throw away.[/quote]when that shit happens to me i throw a non gigity beer in between about 6 gigity beers. you cant taste that shit after 6 or 7 anyways

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[quote=mheisig]I think that Yuengling is effecting your creativity, cause that just blows...[/quote]

Yeah, that's pretty embarassing. I'm sorry. I would suggest Sack Master, but I already gave that name to Strehan

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i have good news, since gigity has been coming in to work at 4am everyday this week my boss is letting me leave in 15 minutes!

hooray beer!after i stop at the chinese place for the mrs. i'll be drunk in no time.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Yeah, that's pretty embarassing. I'm sorry. I would suggest Sack Master, but I already gave that name to Strehan[/quote]it must affect your spelling too.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]My wife bought a case of Corona Light last week for a cookout. I think one person drank a bottle and left the rest for me to dispose of. I've been drinking that swill because I can't let ANY beer go to waste. Beer is beer and must always be given proper respect.

Man Law: Never throw away beer in your refrigerator regardless of taste preference. It's okay to give it away, but not throw away.[/quote]just curious 724, what is your beer of choice?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]it must affect your spelling too.[/quote]

that would be the public schooling

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]that would be the public schooling[/quote]ah yes, i too went to pooblic shcool

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]i have good news, since gigity has been coming in to work at 4am everyday this week my boss is letting me leave in 15 minutes!

hooray beer!after i stop at the chinese place for the mrs. i'll be drunk in no time.[/QUOTE]

Hooray! I'll have 2 beers in your honor in the next 15 minutes.

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[quote=mheisig]Hooray! I'll have 2 beers in your honor in the next 15 minutes.[/quote]thats what i'm talking about. you can come to the party if you want, but dont bring grillz unless he appologizes

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opening my 3rd beer so far...

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[quote=gibbsisgod]thats what i'm talking about. you can come to the party if you want, but dont bring grillz unless he appologizes[/quote]

The extra P is for "please forgive my actions"

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[quote=mheisig]Hooray! I'll have 2 beers in your honor in the next 15 minutes.[/quote]

putting me to shame, but I'm a marathon drinker not a sprinter

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i know that i will be breaking a man law but, be safe and have a good weekend. i catch you all on monday while you are workin and i'm still drinking.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i know that i will be breaking a man law but, be safe and have a good weekend. i catch you all on monday while you are workin and i'm still drinking.[/quote]
I think you can slide on that law for now. We're all having a big unmanly conversation anyways, so have a good one. Get hammered and don't forget to LOCK THE F'ING DOOR!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]just curious 724, what is your beer of choice?[/quote]

Zim...I mean Guinness. Normally I buy Budweiser, though.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I think you can slide on that law for now. We're all having a big unmanly conversation anyways, so have a good one. Get hammered and don't forget to LOCK THE F'ING DOOR![/quote]will do....

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Zim...I mean Guinness. Normally I buy Budweiser, though.[/quote]

HAHa, the best fight I've ever seen at a Skins game basically started with a group of us chanting ZIMA at a couple of jets fans who were drinking smirnoff (sp?) ice for some reason.

Wow, I just saw a clip of Pat Reilly dancing on Sports Center and now I think I have to go weep in a corner for a few hours.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]thats what i'm talking about. you can come to the party if you want, but dont bring grillz unless he appologizes[/QUOTE]

Woohoo! Party invite. I feel like I belong. And AMD doesn't.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]I think you can slide on that law for now. We're all having a big unmanly conversation anyways, so have a good one. Get hammered and don't forget to LOCK THE F'ING DOOR![/QUOTE]

Seriously, the man-quotient has been drastically lowered in the past few hours.

Heed Grillz' words, gigity, I don't want to hear another story on Tuesday about your kid tapping you on your shoulder while your ge...oh god, not again, it's all coming back!

Anyway, I'm out of here too. May not here from me for...well, who knows. We'll see how the first week at the Academy goes.

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[quote=BigSKINBauer]I dropped out of the Man law thread for a while due to scheduling problems. I usually am sleeping all day so I miss out on the brunt of discussion. Yesterday I was awoken at 9PM and now I hope to stay awake the rest of the day so I can sleep at a decent time and awake tomorrow before noon and be back on schedule. I say this wondering if with my time away, did i miss 'poo stories'[/quote] I fell asleep no more than 10 minutes after writing this. Damn, just woke up.

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MAN LAW - If your recently widowed neighbor's basement starts to flood you go over and help even if you have no idea what to do. Luckily for us, my dad builds houses and just so happened to have a new sump pump in his truck so we took care of the problem pretty quick.

I feel like a true knight right now.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]MAN LAW - If your recently widowed neighbor's basement starts to flood you go over and help even if you have no idea what to do. Luckily for us, my dad builds houses and just so happened to have a new sump pump in his truck so we took care of the problem pretty quick.

I feel like a true knight right now.[/quote]

MAN LAW-all men must aknowledge that sun pumps are freaking sweet

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[quote=hooskins]MAN LAW-all men must aknowledge that sun pumps are freaking sweet[/quote]

My room is in the basement, so I pray that it stays strong and that the power doesn't go out to cut it off.

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Here it is, firstdown!

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When putting together a new item the first thing a real man does is throw away the directions.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Here it is, firstdown![/quote]

I'm obviously much more lazy than you 724.

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Real men don't rate a job by how lnong it will take but how many six packs it will take to complete the project. A good example would be. "That grill was so big it took us two cases to put it together".