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[quote=BDBohnzie;726311]Yeah, Buxy's is a straight up Steelers bar. My buddy is a DJ down there and the owner of Buxy's gives him shit for being a Rams fan. I guess the next time you go you'll have to ask what a Joe Flacco is. Peach Schnapps?

Heading down to Smith Mountain Lake this weekend for a wedding. Supposedly the bride texted my wife today and said she left BJ's Warehouse Club with many many cases of beer and wine. I guess I'll be drinking nicely thyadais weekend.[/quote]

thats pretty sweet. my buddy who lived in oc and an eagles fan is a dj too, does some bars in balt yada yhis is our 3rd night in oc. he worked at kurbys (awesome wings n burgers) fangers (we got 2 drunk to do the monday night deck party yesterdat see post above) and some other joint. i dont think he worked buxys but knew everyone there etc

just fuuny as shit to cat h flax for a jack n coke, which strangely i understtood as a 13 yr old drink

right now pretty much hammered on our balcony on 31st st w the lady passed out. justgot back from a beer run soprobably sitttin here gettin drunker. life is sooo good

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[quote=over the mountain;726358]thats pretty sweet. my buddy who lived in oc and an eagles fan is a dj too, does some bars in balt yada yhis is our 3rd night in oc. he worked at kurbys (awesome wings n burgers) fangers (we got 2 drunk to do the monday night deck party yesterdat see post above) and some other joint. i dont think he worked buxys but knew everyone there etc

just fuuny as shit to cat h flax for a jack n coke, which strangely i understtood as a 13 yr old drink

right now pretty much hammered on our balcony on 31st st w the lady passed out. justgot back from a beer run soprobably sitttin here gettin drunker. life is sooo good[/quote]

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lol do u wanna konw whats a big fat putty cat. me swearing i dont need any lotion b/c i lived in diego for some mane years and now im freaking sun poinson burnt on my legs. my lady is loving the irony.

its like 90 degrees out here and im getting chills. man chills, but you know, the shit hurts.

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I know all about it

during the summer my arms stay looking like they were rubbed with cherry pie filling

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So I've got a drinking question: would losing 10 lbs make a big difference in your ability to metabolize booze?

I ask because Sat I drank the following: a big Vesper Martini (probably 5 shots total), three White Russians, a Contreau right after dinner and then a JW blue and a Hennessy (sp) later. I haven't been that drunk in a coon's age, but have definitely drank as much earlier in the year (before I lost some weight) w/o losing my ability to speak intelligibly...

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[quote=The Goat;726368]So I've got a drinking question: would losing 10 lbs make a big difference in your ability to metabolize booze?

I ask because Sat I drank the following: a big Vesper Martini (probably 5 shots total), three White Russians, a Contreau right after dinner and then a JW blue and a Hennessy (sp) later. I haven't been that drunk in a coon's age, but have definitely drank as much earlier in the year (before I lost some weight) w/o losing my ability to speak intelligibly...[/quote]

you prob drank less between those points?

lot of other variables

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lol yeah my lady went from black to purple i just havent had the heart to tell her yet but the woman is purple purple.
i also just sat on her white sunglasses she just bought and broke them bitches in 2. **** considerin i just cleaned up a bp type b eer spill. idk man this guy might be down for the couunt. im gonna stick this pen in a beer can for mr tryful then im done. wooot woot

ps found a proper skins shirt that said bleed burgundy. was real close to buyin this shirt that said "i love my kids" then realized it was a lady tee with short pit sleeves n what not. excludin my stomach scar i think that belly tee looked fire. so i got a grouch shirt instead. really reaaly want that i love my kids tee considerin i dont got none for the next year or so. how easy is the pull out plan? aint failed me in years, all them suckers msut have wanted kids.

freakn suckers. ya aint foolin nobody!

tryful im shotgunnin this last one 4 u cuz (prolly 3) then im sleepin in a sand filled bed. i havent pissed the bed in years but all these natty lights got a brother!

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[quote=over the mountain;726371]lol yeah my lady went from black to purple i just havent had the heart to tell her yet but the woman is purple purple.
i also just sat on her white sunglasses she just bought and broke them bitches in 2. **** considerin i just cleaned up a bp type b eer spill. idk man this guy might be down for the couunt. im gonna stick this pen in a beer can for mr tryful then im done. wooot woot

ps found a proper skins shirt that said bleed burgundy. was real close to buyin this shirt that said "i love my kids" then realized it was a lady tee with short pit sleeves n what not. excludin my stomach scar i think that belly tee looked fire. so i got a grouch shirt instead. really reaaly want that i love my kids tee considerin i dont got none for the next year or so. how easy is the pull out plan? aint failed me in years, all them suckers msut have wanted kids.

freakn suckers. ya aint foolin nobody!

tryful im shotgunnin this last one 4 u cuz (prolly 3) then im sleepin in a sand filled bed. i havent pissed the bed in years but all these natty lights got a brother![/quote]

imagining you as an attorney lets me know that I still have hope

haha just playing man, I'll down a drink quick as hell for you too

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[quote=The Goat;726368]So I've got a drinking question: would losing 10 lbs make a big difference in your ability to metabolize booze?

I ask because Sat I drank the following: a big Vesper Martini (probably 5 shots total), three White Russians, a Contreau right after dinner and then a JW blue and a Hennessy (sp) later. I haven't been that drunk in a coon's age, but have definitely drank as much earlier in the year (before I lost some weight) w/o losing my ability to speak intelligibly...[/quote]

like tryful said lots of variables.

i had abdominal surgery last month then chilled on drinking after that so when i finally tied one on last week i was unintelligible drunk off maybe 10 drinks or so.

compared to what im used to before or days like today when i easily put 30 drinks down i was more hammered that first time back drinking than at any point. i basically get my normal soldier drunk on where i go hard all night but man last week, i swear i caught myse;lf stumbling and mumblin and it was weird to see me do it, especially since i could see myself doin it like i was watchin myself. but i got big drinking problems. if i dont go to bed now i run the risk of watchin the sun rise as i pound beer after beer.

also food has a big thing to do with my alcohol abilities. iff i dont eat all day then start to tie one on, its normally bad news and regret the next morning. today i eat likde 5 times so it doesnt matter what i drank, i aint gettin drunk no way no how, just suckin down calories. natty light but still they make fat boy fatter.

well im out woot woot go skins!!!:food-smil

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ps im definetly stagin the crime scene that is her broken sunglasses. i think if i thrown them in the bottom of her bog beach bag thing she will think they naturally got broke. idk thoo i am not a good liar. dont k ow if i can play it off next mornin.

alright pen in hand, bed in mind. go skins!

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would be better for them to be "lost"

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good deal.. 75 voucher for barclayswine.com for 25 bucks

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So I started out with one small sip of this Jamaican rum...and ummm...I'm kinda sipping on my third glass listening to John Legend.

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Last night we went to my budies party and got so waisted I slept in my boat. The party was just down the river about 1/4 mile from my parents so I took the boat over to their house and went from there. Its funny because my wife said I came into the house but some how ended up back on the boat.

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if any one lives in the white marsh area do yourself a favor and head down to the tilt kilt, you won't be sad.

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Vick showing flashes of his old form

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wrong thread.. and I'm sober

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we went to phily saturday to walk around and get drunk.

had beers at the paddy pub that always sunny in philadelphia is based off of. real cool dive bar. its off race st in olde town. the owners name is frank!

saw 1 eagles hat entire time. that was it. no one was rocking any eagles gear. everyone was interested in the phillies and penn state. shoot, i saw more giants fans than anything else.

had a pork sandwhich from dinics in the reading market and a cheesesteak from jims which is so far the best cheesesteak ive had in philly.

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Man I'm feeling it today. Didn't get in from the game until 1:30am, then proceeded to have a few more beers and re-watch the game which I had TiVo'd. Crawled into bed around 3:45am. Ugh. Great times though.

Thank goodness I took the morning off from work.

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Finished my game breakdown. Will have summary tomorrow. When things make more sense.

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had to do a "penalty shot" this weekend. went to this bar that has a rule that you must completely finish your drink before you get a new one. sometimes my lady lets her beer get a lil warm and she wont finish the last quarter or so.

well she wants a new beer, he aint given her one til she comlies with the bar rules. (they owner actually screwed me one time. i ordered a gin n tonic, he made it virtually all gin, it was disgusting, i had to pour it out in the bathroom so i could get a new drink. bastard did it on purpose).

anyways, i grabbed her beer and finish it. bartender sees me. he declares a penalty shot, poured me a shot out of some bottle they had under the counter, not lined up with their normal liqs. it was clear, i say "what is this water?", down the shot, it was warm crappy gin with a taste of pickles or something.

well about 10 mins later my stomach starts churning and turning. f'in bastards.

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Sounds like maybe you was drinkin some shine i make some good stuff in my backyard trailer yeeeehawwww

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dang boy you got a backyard trailer to your trailer? lucky bastard. aint no way there both double wide thoo, i guarantee that.

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[quote=over the mountain;737010]had to do a "penalty shot" this weekend. went to this bar that has a rule that you must completely finish your drink before you get a new one. sometimes my lady lets her beer get a lil warm and she wont finish the last quarter or so.

well she wants a new beer, he aint given her one til she comlies with the bar rules. (they owner actually screwed me one time. i ordered a gin n tonic, he made it virtually all gin, it was disgusting, i had to pour it out in the bathroom so i could get a new drink. bastard did it on purpose).

anyways, i grabbed her beer and finish it. bartender sees me. he declares a penalty shot, poured me a shot out of some bottle they had under the counter, not lined up with their normal liqs. it was clear, i say "what is this water?", down the shot, it was warm crappy gin with a taste of pickles or something.

well about 10 mins later my stomach starts churning and turning. f'in bastards.[/quote]

Hmmm. by the sound of it...pretty sure that's...Dog urine

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Want to go ahead give a shout out to another mighty damn fine beer I had many times with no complaints. Heavy Seas "Loose Cannon IPA" made by Clipper City Brewery out of B-more. Packs a punch at 7.25%, but this IPA has a moderate intial floral hop taste which finishes smooth with balance up front as well back. Surprising light IPA for such a smooth taste much like a Laganitas IPA or one of my favorite beers: Breckenridge Trademark Pale Ale. Give this unique, very floral, aromatic Clipper City beer a try. Cheers

[url=http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/898/25755]Heavy Seas - Loose Cannon (Hop3 Ale) - Clipper City Brewing Co. - BeerAdvocate[/url]

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Savoring the win with a couple of these

[url=http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/141/11819]Smuttynose Pumpkin Ale - Smuttynose Brewing Company - Portsmouth, NH - BeerAdvocate[/url]

One of the better pumpkin ales I've had.

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[url=http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TheWorstBeers.asp]The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com[/url]

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[quote=Mattyk;750302][url=http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TheWorstBeers.asp]The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com[/url][/quote]

When it comes to sh*tty beer here is what I prefer:
1. Bud Light
2. Southpaw Light
3. Bud Select

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[quote=Mattyk;750302][URL="http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/TheWorstBeers.asp"]The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com[/URL][/quote]


Funniest thing about that list is you could retitled it Most Profitable Beers in the World and it be fairly similar.


My Keystone Light a strong 16! Oh yeah!

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It it weren't for college kids, most of these beers would be non-existent. I was disappointed that Golden Anniversary wasn't on there. Worst beer ever in my book.

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[quote=Chico23231;750312]When it comes to sh*tty beer here is what I prefer:
1. Bud Light
2. Southpaw Light
3. Bud Select[/quote]

I miss my Southpaw. I could only get it when I was in college. No place around here sells it at all.

And mredskins... KEYSTONE ALL THE WAY.

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PBR didn't make the list? Interesting...

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PBR is complete garbage. I myself am a Corona man.

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I won't lie... I drink all the crappy beers when I'm trying to get drunk. The best tasting crappy beers are PBR and Keystone Light. ALSO, if anyone has ever had "Beer 30", it's not bad considering the 30 pack is 11 bucks.

Corona is a good brew, but I've been a changed Mexican beer man since Modelo Especial.

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[quote=Mattyk;750323]It it weren't for college kids, most of these beers would be non-existent. I was disappointed that Golden Anniversary wasn't on there. Worst beer ever in my book.[/quote]

Worst beer in my book probably Schlitz in a can...MGD regular is pretty f*ing bad too.

Lotta Malt Liquor on the list....I went through my 40 phase back in the early to mid 90s....all right yall give me your favorite 40. I say Colt 45 Double Malt was king for me back in the day, followed by the blue bull, then King Kobra...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;750328]I miss my Southpaw. I could only get it when I was in college. No place around here sells it at all.

And mredskins... KEYSTONE ALL THE WAY.[/quote]

See it here every now and then. Actually picked some up bout a year ago at a convenice store, same solid taste. Made by Plankroad Brewery same as icehouse except without all the sugar taste. God anybody remember icehouse and how sweet that beer was? It taste like beer brewed with sugar cane..disgusting.

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This was a college staple for me when it came to 40's

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[quote=Mattyk;750362]This was a college staple for me when it came to 40's

[URL="http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/archive/bigbear.html"]40ozMaltLiquor.com :: Big Bear[/URL][/quote]

LOL! Please tell me that was for image alone. I drank King Cobra for that same reason...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;750419]LOL! Please tell me that was for image alone. I drank King Cobra for that same reason...[/quote]

lol yeah it was just for show, but it was fun to let out some good roars like a bear while drinking it, and trust me with how bad it tasted it made you want to roar!

Sometimes we would have a 40 grab bag night. A few of us would hit the store and buy up all different kinds of 40s. Then we would take turns picking out of the bag, sometimes you might get lucky and get a decent one like Bud, but if you were really lucky you would draw the BIG BEAR!

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