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Man Law required viewing [I]Rocky [/I]and [I]Rocky II.[/I] What is with this Rocky VI or whatever that Stallone is coming out with? Does he need some cash or something? Rocky III- Rocky? NOT required Man Law viewing.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]...um...that may be the first time I've ever considered putting someone on my Ignore list.

I do consider Bloodsport to be top elective movie, though.[/quote]

you cut me deep man

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[quote=724Skinsfan]It's a really good movie but there's only 3 movies that should qualify as required viewing for a Man Law: [I]Aliens[/I], [I]Predator[/I] and [B][I]Conan the Barbarian[/I].[/B]
All other movies watched after these core movies are considered electives.[/quote]

[B]Mongol General[/B]: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
[B]Mongol Warrior[/B]: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
[B]Mongol General[/B]: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
[B]Conan:[/B] To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
[B]Mongol General[/B]: That is good.

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One shouldn't be required to watch any movie, just heavily suggested 14 million times by friends.

While Bloodsport is awesome, it shouldn't be required viewing

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection][B]Mongol General[/B]: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
[B]Mongol Warrior[/B]: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
[B]Mongol General[/B]: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
[B]Conan:[/B] To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
[B]Mongol General[/B]: That is good.[/quote]

Black Lotus Street Peddler: Two or three years ago it was just another snake cult.

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I've been saying for awhile now that I want to get back in shape, but I find going to the gym/running to be SO boring. I think I've got to go Conan style: I'll get into shape by pushing a big wheel in a circle for the next couple of years!

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Simple. Either do 500 pushups and situps every day, throughout the day or strap on a 50 lb backpack and hike about 50 miles in a weeks time. Just keep the body working and sodas with water. The hard part is after about three weeks finding the motivation to continue working out.

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12 ounce curls help the beer pong arm man, what other workout do you need?

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good afternoon all.

i also dont think aliens is required viewing, does that mean i am a bad person?

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[quote=scowan]Man Law required viewing [I]Rocky [/I]and [I]Rocky II.[/I] What is with this Rocky VI or whatever that Stallone is coming out with? Does he need some cash or something? Rocky III- Rocky? NOT required Man Law viewing.[/quote]in hs football the coaches used to make us watch Rocky1+2 before games so we could have the [I]eye of the tiger[/I], i guess!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]good afternoon all.

i also dont think aliens is required viewing, does that mean i am a bad person?[/quote]

Nah, but you might want to watch it again soon so estrogen levels don't reach flood stage.

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Why does Rocky IV get no respect here? Ivan Drago alone was fanastic, plus he warned up all about the dangers of doping.

Maybe I'm biased because I share a birthday with Dolph Lundgren. Every year on my day of birth I run to the top of a snowy mountain, raise my arms, and cry out "DRAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOO!!!! DRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA-GGGGGGOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then I calmly walk back home and enjoy some [B][COLOR="DarkRed"]PIE[/COLOR][/B].

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Why does Rocky IV get no respect here? Ivan Drago alone was fanastic, plus he warned up all about the dangers of doping.

Maybe I'm biased because I share a birthday with Dolph Lundgren. Every year on my day of birth I run to the top of a snowy mountain, raise my arms, and cry out "DRAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOO!!!! DRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA-GGGGGGOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then I calmly walk back home and enjoy some cake.[/quote]cake? CAKE? why not pie? are you not one of us?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]cake? CAKE? why not pie? are you not one of us?[/quote]

Sorry, Pie, I meant birthday PIE of course. How silly of me.
Cake, HA!

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birthday cake is for p*ssies

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Anybody else want to join me at Medieval Times for my birthday this November? We can bring some birthday pie and mead.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Anybody else want to join me at Medieval Times for my birthday this November? We can bring some birthday pie and mead.[/quote]i try to stay away from mead. i have a problem:( .

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Why does Rocky IV get no respect here? Ivan Drago alone was fanastic, plus he warned up all about the dangers of doping.

Maybe I'm biased because I share a birthday with Dolph Lundgren. Every year on my day of birth I run to the top of a snowy mountain, raise my arms, and cry out "DRAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOOOO!!!! DRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAA-GGGGGGOOOOOOOO!!!!! Then I calmly walk back home and enjoy some [B][COLOR=darkred]PIE[/COLOR][/B].[/quote]

[SIZE=1]Hooray for me:( [/SIZE]......I share my birthday with T.O. along with the bombing of Pearl Harbor Anniversary. So many parallels can be drawn from these two events.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i try to stay away from mead. i have a problem:( .[/quote]
I was at a party at a friends house on Saturday and his roommate invited a lot of his theater friends over. They were some of the goofiest people I have ever seen in my life, so I got a kick out of it.

Anyways, I was standing by the bar (set up very nicely in their basement and fully stocked) I overheard this conversation with 2 beastly chicks over the "Renn Fair." One girl was saying that she still hadn't gotten around to cleaning her boots yet and the other one went on and on about mead. She was telling anyone who would listen about the stuff, like what it's made of, how you serve it, why it's different from beer, etc. It was at that point I decided to call it a night and go the hell home.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I was at a party at a friends house on Saturday and his roommate invited a lot of his theater friends over. They were some of the goofiest people I have ever seen in my life, so I got a kick out of it.

Anyways, I was standing by the bar (set up very nicely in their basement and fully stocked) I overheard this conversation with 2 beastly chicks over the "Renn Fair." One girl was saying that she still hadn't gotten around to cleaning her boots yet and the other one went on and on about mead. She was telling anyone who would listen about the stuff, like what it's made of, how you serve it, why it's different from beer, etc. It was at that point I decided to call it a night and go the hell home.[/quote]beastly chicks huh?? it wasn't 12th was it?




just kidding 12th, you know i love you!!!!

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AMD, I'm in...one weekend, Medieval Times, the next Regents Cup. It's like Christmas and my birthday all wrapped in one!

On a side note, the Regents Cup is at 2pm this year, and with no Towson home game that day, should be ample time for debotchery before and after.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]beastly chicks huh?? it wasn't 12th was it?




just kidding 12th, you know i love you!!!![/quote]

Sure, don't make me tell the fellas what we've been talking about on PM:censored:

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[quote=12thMan]Sure, don't make me tell the fellas what we've been talking about on PM:censored:[/quote]whoa!!! sorry 12th. i....i...i'm sorry!:(

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[quote=BDBohnzie]AMD, I'm in...one weekend, Medieval Times, the next Regents Cup. It's like Christmas and my birthday all wrapped in one!

On a side note, the Regents Cup is at 2pm this year, and with no Towson home game that day, should be ample time for debotchery before and after.[/quote]

Back to the glory days of the Cup! Is it on Nov 4th? becuase that's also dallas week. I might not make it.

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nope, November 11th...

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How is setting up a picnic lunch date with "meade & trumpets" relevant to a Man Law Thread. Unless, this is a dramatic interpretation of what not to talk about in a Man Law thread.

Just messing with you, guys. I've been ready to go home since about 8:43 am!

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[quote=724Skinsfan]How is setting up a picnic lunch date with "meade & trumpets" relevant to a Man Law Thread. Unless, this is a dramatic interpretation of what not to talk about in a Man Law thread.

Just messing with you, guys. I've been ready to go home since about 8:43 am![/quote]

haha he has got you all there

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[quote=724Skinsfan]How is setting up a picnic lunch date with "meade & trumpets" relevant to a Man Law Thread. Unless, this is a dramatic interpretation of what not to talk about in a Man Law thread.

Just messing with you, guys. I've been ready to go home since about 8:43 am![/quote]i have done this for others so i will do it for you....

Just tell your boss that GIGity said its ok to go home now and then just leave. I'll take the heat from the boss!!!!


That goes for everybody who wants to leave work early. Just tell your boss that i said it was OK

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I'm such a man, so I am going to say I do not need these laws. I'm quite comfortable with myself, that I do not need rules to [I]prove[/I] my manhood. So yes I will continue wearing that pink tu-tu, watch [I]Beaches[/I], drink wine coolers, sing Nasta Bedingfield in my car, and cry when I must, because I am that much of a badass. From this point on only one man law applies to me, and that is follow no man laws.

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[quote=hooskins]I'm such a man, so I am going to say I do not need these laws. I'm quite comfortable with myself, that I do not need rules to [I]prove[/I] my manhood. So yes I will continue wearing that pink tu-tu, watch [I]Beaches[/I], drink wine coolers, sing Nasta Bedingfield in my car, and cry when I must, because I am that much of a badass. From this point on only one man law applies to me, and that is follow no man laws.[/quote]

Now you're learning!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i have done this for others so i will do it for you....

Just tell your boss that GIGity said its ok to go home now and then just leave. I'll take the heat from the boss!!!!


That goes for everybody who wants to leave work early. Just tell your boss that i said it was OK[/quote]

I just did. I think he was cool with it. He even gave me an autograph on this special pink piece of paper he keeps in a drawer. I'm supposed to hand to our HR dept on my way out. Thanks GIGity! [I]I like the way you work it[/I]...

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[quote=724Skinsfan]I just did. I think he was cool with it. He even gave me an autograph on this special pink piece of paper he keeps in a drawer. I'm supposed to hand to our HR dept on my way out. Thanks GIGity! [I]I like the way you work it[/I]...[/quote]I do what I can for my Warpath brothers.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]I just did. I think he was cool with it. He even gave me an autograph on this special pink piece of paper he keeps in a drawer. I'm supposed to hand to our HR dept on my way out. Thanks GIGity! [I]I like the way you work it[/I]...[/quote]

sweet pink paper...

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yeah, i've never gotten pink paper. I'm jealous. All i ever got was my time card taken before i could clock in for the day.

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[quote=hooskins]I'm such a man, so I am going to say I do not need these laws. I'm quite comfortable with myself, that I do not need rules to [I]prove[/I] my manhood. So yes I will continue wearing that pink tu-tu, watch [I]Beaches[/I], drink wine coolers, sing Nasta Bedingfield in my car, and cry when I must, because I am that much of a badass. From this point on only one man law applies to me, and that is follow no man laws.[/quote]

Beaches is one my favorite movies, guys. I really think some of these Man Laws need some revising.

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i think a man law is just a suggestion. aint nobody can tell this man what to do.

Man Law: all man laws are mearly suggestions. although if your unmanly actions offend another man he has the right to beat your ass senseless!

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Yeah I agree, but the truth is I am just really bored, so I'm trying to stir up the board.

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[quote=12thMan]Beaches is one my favorite movies, guys. I really think some of these Man Laws need some revising.[/quote]

12th, this IS your thread. You're the Supreme Overlord Dictator-For-Life Director of the Warpath's Official Man Law Thread. You want something changed...change it and dare anyone to cross you!

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BTW GIGity, did you ever try out those brownies?

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[quote=724Skinsfan]How is setting up a picnic lunch date with "meade & trumpets" relevant to a Man Law Thread. Unless, this is a dramatic interpretation of what not to talk about in a Man Law thread.

Just messing with you, guys. I've been ready to go home since about 8:43 am![/quote]
We were actually talking about meade and a nice annual tailgate.