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^ pretty cool

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Haha that is awesome.

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[quote=mredskins;762460]Takes a while because you need it to age and wait for the folks ahead of you as well. I have been ambassador since 2001 and I think I got my bottle in 08 or 09. Was not cheap either.[/quote]

mine should be coming up within the next couple of years

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[quote=GMScud;767420]I'm not much for liquor these days unless it's single malt scotch, but Ketel One on the rocks with just a squirt of fresh lime is delicious.[/quote]

aberlour a'bunadh for me tonight

got off at 1.. back in at 530.. having 2 fingers to ease me into 2 hours of sleep or so

must say I'm not big into makers.. it's easy going.. but too easy going I think, needs the right time.. like when it's summer and I'd rather have bourbon than gin tonics or whatever

and for those talking about ice in whisky/whiskey:

[url=http://www.teroforma.com/Set_of_9_Whisky_Stones_20187.html]Teroforma :: Holiday Gift Guide :: Set of 9 Whisky Stones[/url]

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damn this thread needs a bump, here we go

[URL="http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/life/ill-have-a-manhattan-but-make-it-old-116719204.html"]I'll have a Manhattan, but make it old - Winnipeg Free Press[/URL]

I need to find myself one of these

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Makes me want to drink. I think I'll stop by the ABC store tonight instead of tomorrow and start my weekend early. I can blame Matty.

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I guess this goes here. Got real real drunk saturday night. I mean real drunk even for my standards. Wake up sunday to a txt msg from my bank saying my account has been frozen due to unusual activity. I call the number and in an automated voice asks me to verify 3 charges the first being that i got declined at "shellnorthby2HW" or something like that. I am known to blackout and do some crazy things but I got real scared b/c i have a good bit of money on my card and thought i would have had to spend alot of money to get denied.

So basically i spend all sunday thinking i bought some bar full of people drinks, my lady wasnt too happy. I remember going out and getting more beer from our neighborhood bar but i was pretty sure i wanted to get another hard drink but the bar was packed so i got a 12 pack to go took 1 out and drank it on my way out the door.

Anyways, it ends up i didnt do anything crazy besides pee myself that night (it happens to the best of us). The prob was some jerks down in Fl somehow were charging $99 on my card. Theres more to the story but the rest is kinda embarrassing.

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^lolololololol. Thats awesome. Pissed yourself is always a classic. Once in college, i pissed in this girl bed i had just met that night at her DC apt. Her dad arrived that morning to move her, and i just walked out and got in my truck and bounced shirtless. Left her my pissy sonic youth t-shirt to remember me by

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Anyone guess who this is? BTW No cheating.
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Slash.

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How do you piss yourself?
I thought only really old men did that.

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I knew this guy in college who would piss himself anytime he got really hammered. You always had to be careful that he didn't pass out on your couch or you were asking for trouble.

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I've puked in some odd places but was never passed out bad enough to piss on myself.

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[quote=Alvin Walton;790635]I've puked in some odd places but was never passed out bad enough to piss on myself.[/quote]

u don't piss on yourself you piss on other things, usually in/on a closet, hamper, door, sofa, just to name a few. if you haven't pissed yourself drunk you haven't lived in my book

We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.

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I've peed on so many things drunk. My best was a wild owl.

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[quote=WilbursHomie;792808]We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.[/quote]

ha nice...r kelly style

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When I was in college, this one apartment I lived in had the bathroom door and closet door side by side. I was so hammered in the middle of the night one time, I walked in the closet, peed all over all of my shoes, and went back to sleep. I woke in the morning and went to put on a pair of flip flops to go grab breakfast... slosh slosh. And I was so hungover that the smell/feeling of putting my feet in a pile of piss made me throw up. Pretty awesome.

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i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.

[QUOTE=hooskins;792832]i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, that guy was the best.

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All right what we sippin on for the Draft?

Im rolling with 22 of Smuttynose IPA, a couple Sierra Nevada's Glissade in reserve. Gotta break out Knob Creek 9 year single barrel if we draft smart with the first pick and im chugging a hawaiian blue Four Loko if we trade up to get Locker to erase the pain

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I'm very jealous of the Smuttynose, cant get it around here.

I got a 12 pack of Sam Adams Noble Pils and some Fris vodka for tonight.
Need to behave myself though, its only Thursday night.

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Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter.

I'm in the mood for some Makers and ginger tonight I think

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pretty sure I qualify tonight boys

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[quote=Mattyk;796575]Love Smuttynose, especially the robust porter.

I'm in the mood for some Makers and ginger tonight I think[/quote]

I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;801000]I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.[/quote]

It's so tasty, I could go for one right now!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;801000]I JUST started changing from bourbon and coke to bourbon and ginger so I wasn't getting tons of caffeine. WTF have I been missing?! So good.[/quote]

Burbon/Whisky is my hard liquor of choice by far. If the burbon is sweeter (Jim Beam) i go with coke, if dryer(Jack Danials) i go with ginger ale. I feel like Pavlovs' dog while typing this.

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[quote=Chico23231;801008]Burbon/Whisky is my hard liquor of choice by far. If the burbon is sweeter (Jim Beam) i go with coke, if dryer(Jack Danials) i go with ginger ale. I feel like Pavlovs' dog while typing this.[/quote]

I DO definitely enjoy both my Jack/Jim with Coke as well. Matty, gotta' say man, do you feel like you're wasting the ever-so-delicious taste of Maker's with the ginger? Never had Maker's with ginger, but man that stuff is just so smooth. Ever try Woodford Reserve? Outstanding stuff.

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[quote=Mattyk;801004]It's so tasty, I could go for one right now![/quote]


Why not a perk of working from home!

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[quote=mredskins;801017]Why not a perk of working from home![/quote]

Funny enough today is my first day at home, nice to just roll out of bed and start working. Got my own private bathroom, no line at the coffee maker, no commute, it's pretty sweet.

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Anybody ever try any brews from Evolution? Pretty darn good. Love their Primal Pale Ale. Plus they're from Salisbury, MD. I'm all about supporting local.

[url=http://www.evolutioncraftbrewing.com/home.htm]:::EVOLUTION CRAFT BREWING COMPANY:::[/url]

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[quote=Mattyk;801028]Funny enough today is my first day at home, nice to just roll out of bed and start working. Got my own private bathroom, no line at the coffee maker, no commute, it's pretty sweet.[/quote]


Only a matter of time:

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[quote=mredskins;801058]Only a matter of time:

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:laughing2

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[quote=GMScud;801051]Anybody ever try any brews from Evolution? Pretty darn good. Love their Primal Pale Ale. Plus they're from Salisbury, MD. I'm all about supporting local.

[url=http://www.evolutioncraftbrewing.com/home.htm]:::EVOLUTION CRAFT BREWING COMPANY:::[/url][/quote]

I want to say Ive tryed the Haymaker. Not bad, but it was a messy night.

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[quote=GMScud;801051]Anybody ever try any brews from Evolution? Pretty darn good. Love their Primal Pale Ale. Plus they're from Salisbury, MD. I'm all about supporting local.

[url=http://www.evolutioncraftbrewing.com/home.htm]:::EVOLUTION CRAFT BREWING COMPANY:::[/url][/quote]
I had their Summer Seasonal on tap at my watering hole at the beach, and i thought it was quite good. Just haven't had the opportunity to try others, but I imagine I will here soon. I plan on touring their facility sometime this summer.

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If you ever in Rehoboth Beach check out Dog Fish Head's restaurant. They have a beer called Lawnmower that is so easy going great to drink on a hot day. I wished they bottled it!

[url=http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/year-round-brews/lawnmower.htm]Lawnmower | Dogfish Head Craft Brewed Ales[/url]

It is nothing crazy and to hop heads it is probably, meh but if you are a macro beer drinking type you will find it damn good.

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The Drunk Thread and the Lets Talk Microbrews thread is getting cross pollinated.

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[quote=mredskins;801400]If you ever in Rehoboth Beach check out Dog Fish Head's restaurant. They have a beer called Lawnmower that is so easy going great to drink on a hot day. I wished they bottled it!

[url=http://www.dogfish.com/brews-spirits/the-brews/year-round-brews/lawnmower.htm]Lawnmower | Dogfish Head Craft Brewed Ales[/url]

It is nothing crazy and to hop heads it is probably, meh but if you are a macro beer drinking type you will find it damn good.[/quote]
Great beer to ease your way into microbrews. My Dad will drink Miller Lite until he's blue in the face, and even he strays off Lite for Lawnmower when we go there. They usually carry it at their Pub houses in Falls Church, Fairfax and Gaithersburg as well.