Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 

[quote=BrudLee]So you're counting your boyfriend's now?[/quote]

If you can call hands boyfriends, then yes.

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 

no pictures,please!

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I concur with dmek...no Pictures!!!!!! Damn, packing two rods - how do you pick which one to use when the lady isn't into DP?

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I was going to give you a really funny answer, but at the risk of being really nasty, I shall not.

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I guess having a tail doesn't mean shit when a bear [I]really[/I] wants to eat you...

[URL="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey"]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey[/URL]

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 

Why was the monkey so damn close to them anyway?

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he was checking out their tails

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Tom Cruise told it to stop taking it's antidepressent medication.

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I always feel like one day Tom Cruise is going to go even more nuts on TV one day and like bite someone in the throat.

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 

only if he has a new movie coming out

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Or knocks up someone else. He just looks like someone ready to pounce.

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tmc i agree.my man is just waiting to go pysco on someone.probably his next girlfriend

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I'm just waiting for the day Tom Cruise goes extra scientologist on all of us and tries to claim he's actually an alien on the Tonight Show.

ps - this feels weird posting from home. I'm used to posting while at work and on the clock.

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 

I <3 Xenu.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I guess having a tail doesn't mean shit when a bear [I]really[/I] wants to eat you...

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/ap_on_fe_st/netherlands_bear_eats_monkey[/url][/quote] How come every time I go to the ZOO the animals are just sitting around doing nothing if you can find them at all. Now thats what a ZOO should be all about animals attacking each other like in the wild. They could charge alot more money. I could just imagine all the people freaking out. That would make great film as the girls are crying yelling help the monky and the guys just standing around saying cool.