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mheisig 06-09-2006 12:27 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]or you can't count and that is the problem with taday's youth[/QUOTE]

What an ironic misspelling ;)

BigSKINBauer 06-09-2006 12:31 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
Jesus Christ, that was bad. I will just pull one out of Pwned's book and say I meant to do it. Hook line and sinker bitch... ?

I think I know how to spell today. i think.

PWNED 06-09-2006 12:35 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[IMG]http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/5051/bsbcopy8wr.jpg[/IMG]

ArtMonkDrillz 06-09-2006 12:35 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
The real problem with today's kids is a lack of decent child abuse.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 12:37 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
Damn straight.

On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day?

"He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever."

mheisig 06-09-2006 12:38 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
Looks like PWNED is working on his PS skills - added a gradient to that one;)

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 12:38 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
My kid's will get smacked in the eye if they talk back. They'll learn to fear the sword. The more I see teenagers, it seems the bigger bastards they become.

PWNED 06-09-2006 12:39 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
yeah i had time in between women.

mheisig 06-09-2006 12:45 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Damn straight.

On a more serious, but hilarious note, did you see the story in the news the other day about this kid who got out of the "porno business" where he was "forced" to have sex with 3 different young women a day?

"He's like, I got paid thousands of dollars and had sex with hundreds of women and it was the worst thing ever."[/QUOTE]

In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 12:49 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 12:49 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
I'm getting lucky if I can get it TWICE a week. :mad:

ArtMonkDrillz 06-09-2006 12:58 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL[/quote]

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE SKIN-CANNON!

Schneed10 06-09-2006 01:05 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL[/quote]

That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.

mheisig 06-09-2006 01:10 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, I guess if you want to have sex 21 times a WEEK. That's for the birds. LOL[/QUOTE]

Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 01:11 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[quote=Schneed10]That only works if you're spreading those 21 times out amongst several women. 21 times in a week with one woman is liable to result in the permanent smashing of the roast beef curtain. You gotta give that thing some time to recover or it's going to be hanging out all over the place like an Arby's sandwich slapped together way too quickly.[/quote]

Hahahahahaha. Gross.

And yes, it was with a different girl each time.


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