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dmek25 06-15-2006 12:58 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
tmc, i didnt know? tell me its not so

TheMalcolmConnection 06-15-2006 01:29 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
Come on. It's scrub, scrub here, scrub, scrub there, whether you're black or bronze, that's how we wash the day away in the merry ol' land of Oz.

gibbsisgod 06-15-2006 01:31 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
man love is to be shown with a hearty handshake and nothing more.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-15-2006 01:51 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
Hell, I'll give one of my boys a hug when the situation calls for it.

1) If I haven't seen them in a long time.
2) If I know I WON'T be seeing them for a long time.
3) During a Skins game where I'm drunk as hell.

Man Law: During a man hug, you must attempt to keep your heads as far away as possible.

mheisig 06-15-2006 01:59 PM

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Man Law: During a man hug, you must attempt to keep your heads as far away as possible.[/QUOTE]

Furthermore, hand placement and action shall consist of semi-violent pats on the back. Stationary hands, soft caresses and/or squeezes are strictly prohibited. Lastly, all Man Hugs must be terminated within four (4) seconds.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-15-2006 02:02 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
A good judge is to make sure you slap the other person hard enough to hear the breath escaping from their body.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-15-2006 02:02 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
But make SURE that's NOT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS TOO CLOSE TO THEIR MOUTH! ;)

gibbsisgod 06-15-2006 02:15 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
there is a difference between man love and showing one of your boys some love. you guys were talking about sharing showers.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-15-2006 02:16 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
I'm a conundrum, I know.

mheisig 06-15-2006 02:47 PM

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]there is a difference between man love and showing one of your boys some love. you guys were talking about sharing showers.[/QUOTE]

I was just talking about efficient group hygene. Well, that and the wonderful emotional bond that comes with a shared shower.

gibbsisgod 06-15-2006 03:30 PM

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[quote=mheisig]I was just talking about efficient group hygene. Well, that and the wonderful emotional bond that comes with a shared shower.[/quote]your right. conservation is everybodys resposibility.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-15-2006 03:34 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
HAHA. I love coming back after working on someone's computers to find comments like these.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-15-2006 03:52 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
What about the upper body man hug? It consists of a handshake with one hand, a violent fist bump to the spine with the other, heads away from each other and grimacing, and pelvises as far away as possible?

Sorry, I've been at the movies.

gibbsisgod 06-15-2006 03:54 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]What about the upper body man hug? It consists of a handshake with one hand, a violent fist bump to the spine with the other, heads away from each other and grimacing, and pelvises as far away as possible?

Sorry, I've been at the movies.[/quote]that would fall under the "showing your boys some love" category not the "man love' category. and that is acceptable

gibbsisgod 06-15-2006 03:59 PM

Re: I love the Parking Lot
 
and how was the movie "Cars" amd?


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