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Sausage Fest is my favorite Fest.. why do you think I'm on this site? ...hahaha

Re: My Bad @$$ BBQ Pits are Arriving!
 

[quote=hesscl34;314315]Sausage Fest is my favorite Fest.. why do you think I'm on this site? ...hahaha[/quote]

good point

Re: My Bad @$$ BBQ Pits are Arriving!
 

or it could be that I relate better to men than I do women.... and prefer their company more.

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I'm sure 12th wouldn't mind if you "related" to some women. HA!

Re: My Bad @$$ BBQ Pits are Arriving!
 

girls don't like me... it's my intoxicating beauty. It makes them jealous. They hate me before I even open my mouth.

so unfair... but it's the cross I must bear in life.

Re: My Bad @$$ BBQ Pits are Arriving!
 

[quote=hesscl34;314315]Sausage Fest is my favorite Fest.. why do you think I'm on this site? ...hahaha[/quote]


hess, are you suggesting a name change for the site? REDSKIN SAUSAGEFEST FAN FORUM....hum

Re: My Bad @$$ BBQ Pits are Arriving!
 

[QUOTE=hesscl34;314322]girls don't like me... it's [B]my intoxicating beauty[/B]. It makes them jealous. They hate me before I even open my mouth.

so unfair... but it's the cross I must bear in life.[/QUOTE]

OK, I'm going to have to ask for a picture...has anyone actually seen how beautiful hesscle34 is?

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This weekend I am cooking 20 pork butts and 150 Brats, Beans and Cole Slaw.

150 Brats has got to get me in as Sausage King.

June 16th I'll be cooking for 350 people in a DC Marina. Besides all the sides I will cook 300lbs of pork butts and like 112 Racks of Ribs. I'll see yer cooking and raise you some. lol

Gotta love massive amounts of fired meats!

peace

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oh, come on, don't you know good comedy when you read it!

Re: My Bad @$$ BBQ Pits are Arriving!
 

[quote=hesscl34;314322]girls don't like me... it's my intoxicating beauty. It makes them jealous. They hate me before I even open my mouth.

so unfair... but it's the cross I must bear in life.[/quote]

I have the exact same problem.

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[QUOTE=saden1;314333]OK, I'm going to have to ask for a picture...has anyone actually seen how beautiful hesscle34 is?[/QUOTE]

Yes, she even "cheek" kissed me.
She's a stone cold hottie bro.

I have 2 pictures on my cell phone of her. Do I hear $20?
lol

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Thanks.... I think.. Something about you selling my pic that kind of takes away from the compliment..... LOL

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;314344]Thanks.... I think.. Something about you selling my pic that kind of takes away from the compliment..... LOL[/QUOTE]

For $20 a month I'll keep them updated too!
lol


Just joking. It was very nice to meet such Ladies.

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I'm worth at least $50!!! hahaha :)

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;314349]I'm worth at least $50!!! hahaha :)[/QUOTE]

Having seen you.....YES you are right and the price will be $50 a month for updated material of you for these hungry SKIN[z] fans.
lol