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[QUOTE=Redskin Rich;436264]Why is SBF listed as a scrub with only 9 posts???[/QUOTE]

He knows why. But that's between the mods and SBF. We've all agreed to just move forward

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;436239]Ok you know what? It's getting old now. Quit posting the same thing in different threads. By the way, where have you been?[/QUOTE]

None of your damn business. But if you must know, I've been making the tours with my BBQ recipes auditioning for some cooking shows. And why has my account been messed with. You guys weren't serious about bumping my post count back to 0? WTF. I EXPECT Matty to PM me and move my post count back to where it used to be.

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[QUOTE=Redskin Rich;436263]Are we sure you don't have some money stuck in a bank in our country, and need us to send you 2G so you can send us 100G?[/QUOTE]

LOL, I was about to ask the same thing!! I think I saw this dude on 20/20!!

He may be on to something though. If Arch and B. Lloyd got millions from Danny for doing nothing, maybe this letter will get a couple of grand out of him!

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[QUOTE=SammyBaughFan;436270]None of your damn business. But if you must know, I've been making the tours with my BBQ recipes auditioning for some cooking shows. And why has my account been messed with. You guys weren't serious about bumping my post count back to 0? WTF. I EXPECT Matty to PM me and move my post count back to where it used to be.[/QUOTE]

You're really testing my patience now SBF. We discussed all this offline and I thought everything was cool now. And don't go running to SGG again like you did last time. We're all adults here, we can handle this civally (civily? is either even a word?)

Anyway, any luck with the cooking shows?

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Damn... a spam thread is turning into a war

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So, I guess I am slow on the uptake... but I just realized this ORIGINAL post was a 4-1 joke.... got me.

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I like cheese.

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;436276]You're really testing my patience now SBF. We discussed all this offline and I thought everything was cool now. And don't go running to SGG again like you did last time. We're all adults here, we can handle this civally (civily? is either even a word?)

Anyway, any luck with the cooking shows?[/QUOTE]

You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The guy didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.

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[QUOTE=SammyBaughFan;436324]You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The guy didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.[/QUOTE]

SBF..... your posts are quite entertaining when youre not blasting your recipe in every thread.... are you being serious though? you fought an executive producer?

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[QUOTE=Joe Ribbs BBQ;436325]SBF..... your posts are quite entertaining when youre not blasting your recipe in every thread.... are you being serious though? you fought an executive producer?[/QUOTE]

I was verbally and physically attacked by a producer and I defended myself.

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[quote=SammyBaughFan;436333]I was verbally and physically attacked by a producer and I defended myself.[/quote]

Regrets on your off-site probs and............antics. Good luck with that in the present and future.
Long time, no read!
Glad to have you back

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[QUOTE=SammyBaughFan;436333]I was verbally and physically attacked by a producer and I defended myself.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like YOU attacked the producer after he made some remark about your food. You don't have the right to beat someone up just because that someone said something nasty about your food. It also sounds like our justice system is doing just fine, i.e., charging criminals with criminal offenses. It also might be advisable to refrain from beating up people who are thinking about giving you a job, and a great one at that.

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[quote=SammyBaughFan;436324]You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The guy didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.[/quote]
If the producer had eaten your dish, made a smart ass comment and then finished it off with a swift kick to your nads, then I could see you defending yourself. Otherwise, you deserved to be charged.

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[QUOTE=Hog1;436336]Regrets on your off-site probs and............antics. Good luck with that in the present and future.
Long time, no read!
Glad to have you back[/QUOTE]

Thanks. But what is your problem? What "antics" are you referring to? I hope you're joking. I'm dealing with a lot right now. I'm facing up to 54 months in prison right now because I broke the guy's nose and jaw with the base of a blender and the prosecutors are calling it assault with a deadly weapon. If a man insults you, you should have the right to handle it like a man and pummel the hell out of him (even if he lands in the hospital for 10 days).

Peace and love,
Mike

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[QUOTE=SammyBaughFan;436324]You cant get pissy with me for posting about my cooking and then ask me about cooking. In any case, I was a finalist to grab a new show on the Food Network but the executive producer was an ass, we got into a fight, I defended myself, and now I'm up on charges of assault. Total BS legal system. The [B]guy[/B] didn't like my szechuan style ribbs, made a smart ass comment, I threw him into some cabinets, he came at me, I kicked his ass and punched him a few times after he hit the floor, and I'm the one they call "crazy" and a "criminal?" F' lawyers.[/QUOTE]Now, when you say "guy" do you really mean lady?
Come on, tell the truth you beat up a woman, didn't you?