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Its Troy Aikman's illigitament daughter

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[QUOTE=Dirtbag359;441202]Lol, speaking of Emmitt Smith

[url=http://walterfootball.com/draft2008emmitt.php]WalterFootball.com: Emmitt Smith's 2008 NFL Mock Draft[/url][/QUOTE]

Oh my god that is hilarious. The Redskins choice is the best: "Now we begin to talk about the Washington Redskin, or as I like to call them, the arc nemesis of the Dallas Cowboys. But because we are speaking about the national's capital, I must voice my opinions on the upcoming elections.

Everyone say Barrett O'Bama seem like a cool cat, but he Irish, our long and sworn enemies who start the War of 1812, a battle we are still fighting today. I would hate to see Irishland be the country we lossed a war against. And then you have Hillary Clinton, who cannot be counted on to get the jobs done. If she cannot please her man, how could she possibly please the good people of the United States of Americans? My vote for the next president is John McCann. I never hear him speak, but I sawed he have a hot daughter.

The Redskin, they are from Washington so they should take a receiver who is related to a president. William Franklin have seen rumors that he is the son of Benjamin Franklins, the great president on the $100 bill.

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[quote=DCtoAZ;441137]that's the greatest thing i've ever seen -- no doubt that jersey has [I]distinct [/I]odor of [B]marlboro reds [/B]and [B]natural light beer [/B]throughout ... maybe now people will realize that cow-donkeys fans don't all look like jessica simpson .. they usually tend to look like that grizzled cougar --[/quote]


That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site. ~~~grizzled cougar~~~~hehe

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she's a real looker. grizzled cougar is quite a compliment. Wonder if she has a sister?

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I had no idea Christopher Walken was a Cowboy fan.

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....Cocaine is a hellova drug

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Damn, is that a dude in drag? How 'bout them cowboys!?!

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[QUOTE=djnemo65;441249]Oh my god that is hilarious. The Redskins choice is the best: "Now we begin to talk about the Washington Redskin, or as I like to call them, the arc nemesis of the Dallas Cowboys. But because we are speaking about the national's capital, I must voice my opinions on the upcoming elections.

Everyone say Barrett O'Bama seem like a cool cat, but he Irish, our long and sworn enemies who start the War of 1812, a battle we are still fighting today. I would hate to see Irishland be the country we lossed a war against. And then you have Hillary Clinton, who cannot be counted on to get the jobs done. If she cannot please her man, how could she possibly please the good people of the United States of Americans? My vote for the next president is John McCann. I never hear him speak, but I sawed he have a hot daughter.

The Redskin, they are from Washington so they should take a receiver who is related to a president. William Franklin have seen rumors that he is the son of Benjamin Franklins, the great president on the $100 bill.[/QUOTE]

Classic!!! Now this is Mr. Smith at his best!!! Can someone PLEASE explain to me why he can't pluralize most words????? Is that the best education he could get at University of Florida??? Please tell me we don't have to listen to him on ESPN Sunday mornings anymore...