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[quote=Mattyk72;502542]Come on SS, you just don't want the woman to know that you've been at the strip club. Glitter on cards... good one. ;)[/quote]


been there done that... no covering up all that glitter and fruity perfume...

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[quote=SmootSmack;502544]Damnit, my cover's been blown!...so what excuse did you use?[/quote]
Well so lets make this your first leason on prepping the girl for marriage. No excuse is needed and just tell her straight up where you have been and if she has a problem with it, you tell her "there will be no problems with it". This is set in stone prior to marriage and so it will never be an issue. The key things to remember is alway tell the truth, do not do this too often (don't wear out the privilage), and always let her know she is your #1 girl.

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LOL i think SS is joking...

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[quote=724Skinsfan;502505]Girlfriends and wives buy cards...not Warpath members!

-Manlaw #137[/quote]

amen to that brother you are both wise and a skins fan HAIL!!

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[quote=724Skinsfan;502505]Girlfriends and wives buy cards...not Warpath members!

-Manlaw #137[/quote]

Ha! Too funny.

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[quote=hooskins;502570]LOL i think SS is joking...[/quote]

No, I'm dead serious about this damn glitter on Hallmark cards...but yes I'm totally joking about the strip club incident. I had my weekend of drunken debauchery last month for my bachelor party. When I returned, I was apologetic to my fiancee for being an inebriated mess. To which she said "If you came back any less than this, I would have thought you were a boring little wuss" God bless her.

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[quote=SmootSmack;502582]No, I'm dead serious about this damn glitter on Hallmark cards...but yes I'm totally joking about the strip club incident. I had my weekend of drunken debauchery last month for my bachelor party. When I returned, I was apologetic to my fiancee for being an inebriated mess.[B] To which she said "If you came back any less than this, I would have thought you were a boring little wuss" God bless her[/B].[/quote]She sounds like a keeper SS!

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[quote=gibbsisgod;502614]She sounds like a keeper SS![/quote]

Or she feels better about her bachelorette party. ;)

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Probably a mixture of both...

Drunken debauchery during bachelor parties is fine, as long the panties of your favorite stripper weren't found on your head when you got home.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;502640]Probably a mixture of both...

Drunken debauchery during bachelor parties is fine, as long she didn't find the panties of your favorite stripper weren't found on your head when you got home.[/quote]

Story time:

2 years ago my wife and I were moving the day before valentines day into a rental in Martinsburg WV. Her sister, brother, and sisters girl friend came to help us unpack. They all decided they would hit the strip club. I chaperoned against my will ;). They paid my way in and bought me drinks so I would protect the gals in case anything happened. Great times were had by all.

The next day my wife (who was 7 months preg. and didn't go with us) picked up the glittery sweater I wore the night before and a thong fell out of it. Turns out it was her sisters, but no one knows how it got there. I really didn't do anything wrong but it still bugs the wife.

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;502660]Story time:

2 years ago my wife and I were moving the day before valentines day into a rental in Martinsburg WV. Her sister, brother, and sisters girl friend came to help us unpack. They all decided they would hit the strip club. I chaperoned against my will ;). They paid my way in and bought me drinks so I would protect the gals in case anything happened. Great times were had by all.

The next day my wife (who was 7 months preg. and didn't go with us) picked up the glittery sweater I wore the night before and a thong fell out of it. Turns out it was her sisters, but no one knows how it got there. I really didn't do anything wrong but it still bugs the wife.[/quote]

Ol' Southern Xposure eh?

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;502678]Ol' Southern Xposure eh?[/quote]You're like the Garmin of strip clubs, aren't you?

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no we went high brow... Legz Club. lol...