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Gmanc711 08-01-2009 08:33 AM

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I work at a large company... and let me tell you, there are girls EVERYWHERE... I mean its to the point where its almost bad because I just cant help but stare at some point... I mean its like fishing with dynamite... its not even fair... luckily I've reeled in one of these lovley young ladies.

JGisLordOfTheRings 08-01-2009 11:19 AM

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Im a chef at a chophouse and with an all male back of the house (obv) and all of us being typical guys between the ages of 22-29, we lovvum da ladies. The owner is gay so no female waitstaff but the hostesses, holy jehovah.

TY for hiring hot hostesses.

jsarno 08-01-2009 09:34 PM

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[quote=mredskins;571439]We have a lot F threads so I figured to start a TY (thank you) thread.

We have a good number of hot girls in my office and let me tell you they make the day go by much easier. We have roughly 500 people in my office so [b]us guys will pipe up[/b] when one of us haves a "sighting". We also had a couple have some enlargment surgerys done. It is funny cause they will be out for a week or so and then come back and you are like HOLY HANNAH!

Thank god for summer time and interns. =)

Let me say I am happily married but a guy can look. =)[/quote]

Giggidy.

So shall we be expecting pics to verify the "hotness" of your co-workers?

mredskins 08-01-2009 11:08 PM

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^ sorry not happening in my office on cameras can't even bring your cell phone in security pats me down daily.

The Goat 08-03-2009 12:00 AM

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LOL great thread!!! I'm in a small office that was just a shit-show for talent when I started but got very nice once I took over the hiring.

Like someone said about posting pics...uhhhh can't imagine too many companies don't have some kind of "no random pictures" policy but hey those who can post should!

dmek25 08-03-2009 06:45 AM

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i work in a factory, so i all i see are a bunch of boon daggers

TheMalcolmConnection 08-03-2009 08:44 AM

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[quote=The Goat;571969]LOL great thread!!! I'm in a small office that was just a shit-show for talent when I started but got very nice once I took over the hiring.

Like someone said about posting pics...uhhhh can't imagine too many companies don't have some kind of "no random pictures" policy but hey those who can post should![/quote]

Basically I'm currently holding the position of my predecessor who worked here and was fired for shooting up-skirt videos of the students. He worked in IT but was often found videotaping in the gym. His last video was our senior network guy's daughter...

Charges are pending...

Schneed10 08-03-2009 09:37 AM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;572035]Basically I'm currently holding the position of my predecessor who worked here and was fired for shooting up-skirt videos of the students. He worked in IT but was often found videotaping in the gym. His last video was our senior network guy's daughter...

Charges are pending...[/quote]

Damn, and registered sex offender status to boot.

TheMalcolmConnection 08-03-2009 09:49 AM

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Yup, if you saw the guy, you wouldn't be surprised. I mean he is the stereotypical SUPER creep.

mredskins 08-03-2009 10:06 AM

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There is always someone who ruins a good thing. What a dirt bag.

Monksdown 08-03-2009 10:15 AM

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I work in a large population of women as well. I am one of very few male administrators/secretaries. Average age: 50, Average rating: 2.5

Needless to say, i do a lot of inter-office couriering to the 2's, and i'll walk the half mile(this building is bigger than dulles airport), to deliver to a 6.

Speaking of rating systems. Every 5 years that passes in my life, the same looking girls get a 1 point boost. What's up with that? I'm worried that when i'm 80, i'm going to be like, "yo, that old guy over there is sorta hot"

CRedskinsRule 08-03-2009 10:22 AM

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[quote=Monksdown;572058]I work in a large population of women as well. I am one of very few male administrators/secretaries. Average age: 50, Average rating: 2.5

Needless to say, i do a lot of inter-office couriering to the 2's, and i'll walk the half mile(this building is bigger than dulles airport), to deliver to a 6.

Speaking of rating systems. Every 5 years that passes in my life, the same looking girls get a 1 point boost. What's up with that? I'm worried that when i'm 80,[B] i'm going to be like, "yo, that old [U]guy [/U]over there is sorta hot"[/B][/quote]
I would be very worried about you saying that too

GhettoDogAllStars 08-03-2009 12:52 PM

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[quote=mredskins;571457]In my department we only have soccer moms and they are not hot but like I said there is about 500 people here so if we see one we don't know their names so we come up with codes for them. It also allows us to talk about them with soccer moms around because they have no idea what the codes are.

There is one that is particular hot and my buddy was like you have to walk by her cube. So I walk clear across the building to see her. Well as soon as I look in she happens to turn at the same time and says "can I help you". I was like "ah ah ah no and ran off", LOL! Never gone down there since.[/quote]

I work at home, so I have no women in my office...or anyone else for that matter.

However, I live 1 block from Colorado State University and there are always hot chicks walking by. Not too many beautiful women, but plenty of hot girls. I find myself smoking on the porch more than usual.

My buddies and I have a code, where we say, "it looks like it's gonna rain at 3 o'clock," and that means hot chick at your 3 o'clock. Works well when you're outside, but you could probably use it indoors as well.

firstdown 08-03-2009 04:49 PM

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I have two women in my office and they are OK but I decided its better to hire the OK rather then the hot chick your always checking out. Back in the 80's when my dad was a boss they caught some guy using a mirrow on his shoe to look up womens dresses. If I was young and needing a summer time job I try to get a job a a Tanning Salon. I was eating a couple weeks pass at a place besides one and man the girls going in and out of their made it tuff to eat.

Sheriff Gonna Getcha 08-03-2009 05:52 PM

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I work at a law firm. Heller Keller would rise out of her grave find Bigfoot before you found a good looking person in my office.


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