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Lum2009 10-21-2009 10:13 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
It's Redskins Sunday
The empty endzone taunts us
We lose to KC

hooskins 10-21-2009 10:28 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits

hooskins 10-21-2009 10:31 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
For real some can't count,
Is it actually that hard?
Yeah, I am an ass.

ArtMonkDrillz 10-21-2009 10:31 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
Skins jokes left and right
Even the Lions can laugh
At least there's the Caps

From Bingo to booth
I doubt much will really change
Will Sherm call B Nine?

Touchdown Redskins! Score!
Win Super Bowl Number Four
Vinny's still here? Shit.

These are fun!

skinsguy 10-21-2009 11:07 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
Glory days all gone by,
how it makes me cry,
bleeding still burgundy and gold,
a fan until I'm old.

KLHJ2 10-21-2009 11:11 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
6
5
8
6
?

ArtMonkDrillz 10-21-2009 11:18 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
[quote=Angry;613277]6
5
8
6
?[/quote]Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.

KLHJ2 10-21-2009 11:23 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;613282]Don't stifle skinsguy's creativity!

Angry is rigid
Much like Zorn and his system
Stay medium, friend.[/quote]

^BRAVO!




Eighteen years gone by
Is end to misery near
Bring back winning times

MTK 10-21-2009 11:24 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
[quote=hooskins;613248]Haiku format is
five seven five nubs
mods please ban culprits[/quote]

lol nice

MTK 10-21-2009 11:25 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
Glory days are gone
Oh when will we win again
Not this year it seems

MTK 10-21-2009 11:26 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
Riggo talking smack
Hard to dispute what he says
Hire a real GM

SmootSmack 10-21-2009 11:32 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
Play six games, lose four
Matty starts a haiku thread
Now all hope is dead

firstdown 10-21-2009 11:33 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head

KLHJ2 10-21-2009 11:38 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
[quote=firstdown;613301]A Big Game Monday night
Will go there instead
With A punpkin over my head[/quote]

Firstdown you crack me up. The one time that you do not have to form a completely coherent sentence and you still cant get it right.

ArtMonkDrillz 10-21-2009 11:51 AM

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 
Tom Cruise for GM
Maybe Danny would listen
"Touchdowns beat Xenu"

FedEx is like Hell
Danny is clearly Satan
Please be a bad dream

Big Albert is down
Oh no, he must be hurting
Oh wait, he's just fat

Gibbs couldn't save us
Now what ever can we do
Can Chuck Norris coach?

Spend all day on here
If my boss sees me I'm canned
I feel like Jim Zorn


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