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mredskins 12-23-2009 04:04 PM

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[quote=firstdown;645283]Maybe but I just couldn't get past all the guys with no shirts on to enjoy the site.[/quote]


I think you are getting the bodybuilding site and the Acura site mixed up.

SolidSnake84 12-23-2009 04:33 PM

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I think i am not getting the joke here....those stories obviously didnt happen, right? I mean the shit one was at least plausible, but no way did the stuff happen with the doll....did it??

firstdown 12-23-2009 05:03 PM

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[quote=SolidSnake84;645340]I think i am not getting the joke here....those stories obviously didnt happen, right? I mean the shit one was at least plausible, but no way did the stuff happen with the doll....did it??[/quote]

Yes and there is a picture of it walking across the yard from his detached weight room over to his house.

mlmpetert 12-23-2009 07:57 PM

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[quote=jamf;645300]1st Page! F*ck Yeah![/quote]

Hilarious, reminds me of Redskins Insider

MTK 12-23-2009 08:50 PM

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[IMG]http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/George-Takei-oh-my.jpg[/IMG]

warpaint 12-23-2009 09:46 PM

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[quote=jamf;645300]1st Page! F*ck Yeah![/quote]

What does first page mean?

mlmpetert 12-23-2009 09:52 PM

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^ I would really like to know too

Daseal 12-23-2009 10:35 PM

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One time I left my pee bottle at home, it was bad news bears.

jamf 12-24-2009 01:47 AM

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[quote=warpaint;645426]What does first page mean?[/quote]

Read their forum, most people just post crap like "First!", "Second" or "First Page".
They are not adding anything just trying to be the first to post.


Check out 3rd post:
[url=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191]Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/url]



Check out pretty much every reply:
[url=http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801]The humannequin - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/url]


you get the idea...

SolidSnake84 12-24-2009 07:11 AM

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I read through the entire thread on the bathroom one last night..no way could that be true. It mimics word for word a scene from another movie, but i can't remember the one. It is not "dumb and dumber" like other people suggested. It is an older movie....i think this poster is very creative, he is funny and i think he likes to make threads that are bizzare to make people happy and laugh. The mannequin one was creepy and hilarious at the same time....

mredskins 12-24-2009 07:21 AM

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[quote=jamf;645484]Read their forum, most people just post crap like "First!", "Second" or "First Page".
They are not adding anything just trying to be the first to post.


Check out 3rd post:
[URL="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191"]Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios) - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/URL]



Check out pretty much every reply:
[URL="http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801"]The humannequin - Bodybuilding.com Forums[/URL]


you get the idea...[/quote]


I gotta you, and was like they just read one of the most f-ed up stories and all they care about is being first to post. Losers.

Body building guys, not all, are a strange bunch of folks.

htownskinfan 12-24-2009 09:08 AM

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[quote=SolidSnake84;645502]I read through the entire thread on the bathroom one last night..no way could that be true. It mimics word for word a scene from another movie, but i can't remember the one. It is not "dumb and dumber" like other people suggested. It is an older movie....i think this poster is very creative, he is funny and i think he likes to make threads that are bizzare to make people happy and laugh. The mannequin one was creepy and hilarious at the same time....[/quote]

damn,you read that whole thing? its up to 55 pages,that guy is defending his story to the death

SolidSnake84 12-24-2009 09:19 AM

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the consensus now at this point is that he is either a pyschopath or a comedy genius.

Many other posters on that site said that his story went almost word for word from a scene in an older movie....but i cant remember what the film is...

MTK 12-24-2009 09:26 AM

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[quote=Daseal;645441]One time I left my pee bottle at home, it was bad news bears.[/quote]

word up brah

KLHJ2 12-24-2009 10:34 AM

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I never understood the spelling of the word Brah instead of Bro. I mean, a woman's bra is spelled B-R-A. Putting an H on the end of it just makes it sound a little more husky. Essentialy these guys are all walking around calling each other "feminine undergarments" as if they wan't to wrap each other around their cut up man boobs. I don't get it.


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