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mooby 10-10-2011 11:57 AM

Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?
 
:bump:

Had to bump this thread because of recent updates. :D

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BleedBurgundy 10-10-2011 12:12 PM

Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?
 
for soccer and track, we'd just piss during warmups while stretching. nbd. never had to drop the deuce.

DynamiteRave 10-10-2011 01:37 PM

Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?
 
I'd always read that players would just piss themselves during the games.

God. Huddles must smell like a Turkish bath house. :vomit:

firstdown 10-10-2011 05:34 PM

Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?
 
When I'm in a hard hitting ping pong game or corn toss I just piss my pants. Why take the time to go to the bathroom because its only beer.

mooby 10-10-2011 07:42 PM

Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?
 
[quote=firstdown;845972]When I'm in a hard hitting ping pong game or corn toss I just piss my pants. Why take the time to go to the bathroom because its only beer.[/quote]

Yet another prime sig-ready quote from FD. Quoted for truth.

Dirtbag59 10-10-2011 08:02 PM

Re: How do NFL players use the bathroom during games?
 
Usually we (football players at any level) just went at halftime. Still when you have adrenaline flowing a lot of those urges shut down.


[QUOTE=Ruhskins;811454]Here's a wild guess, but I wondering if all of that sweating has something to do with it. As in you sweat so much, you really don't have the need to go.[/QUOTE]

I don't know I'm confused.

It says [URL="http://books.google.com/books?id=bceWuVYTCjoC&pg=PT123&lpg=PT123&dq=adrenaline+shuts+down+urge+to+urinate&source=bl&ots=H1SyTagAJK&sig=6pG6E2gXlGyPIUHhKZpnR5NTZnE&hl=en&ei=SZKTTpqPKYHAtgeYxPCWBw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CDMQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=digestive&f=false"]here [/URL] when fight or flight instincts kick in the digestive system shuts down. However it also goes on to say that those urges kick in.

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