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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]WHO?[/QUOTE]

Richmond murderers

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Men:

1. Al Franken
2. Al Gore
3. John Kerry
4. Ted Kennedy
5. Dave Matthews

Women: (If I could hit a woman...)

1. HILLARY CLINTON!!!!!!!!
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Barbara Streisand
4. Cynthia McKinney (she's owed a punch now)
5. Rosie O'Donnell (I'll need to borrow a wrecking ball for this one...)


Hey...some of you might want to read this: :)
[url]http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/29/060329165759.4ailv6ip.html[/url]

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Man, that's low you put women on that list. You SHOULD have had a list for women you'd like to CHLOROFORM!

Damn man, get with it.

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Now if only we could channel all this anger into something positive.

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OK Fine.

Name 5 Ladies You Wish You Could Have One Swing at:
1) Jennifer Aniston
2) Shannon Elizabeth
3) Elisha Cuthbert
4) Vida Guerra
5) This blonde that works in Development where I work.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]OK Fine.

Name 5 Ladies You Wish You Could Have One Swing at:
1) Jennifer Aniston
2) Shannon Elizabeth
3) Elisha Cuthbert
4) Vida Guerra
5) This blonde that works in Development where I work.[/quote]yup, i could see myself swinging with each one of them!:spank:

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i will, however, need a photo of #5

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[quote=gibbsisgod]yup, i could see myself swinging with each one of them!:spank:[/quote]

Excellent. You got the joke!

And #5 is my fiancee. I just put that on there to get a rise out of her if she ever frequents the board. :)

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Excellent. You got the joke!

And #5 is my fiancee. I just put that on there to get a rise out of her if she ever frequents the board. :)[/quote]so the photo shouldn't be a problem? preferably with some nudity;) . (j/k)

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HAHA. I've posted pics of her before at Skins games. She's a cutie for sure.

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My appologies to MRS. Malcolm for being the butt of our jokes.

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[quote=Buster]
Hey...some of you might want to read this: :)
[URL="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/29/060329165759.4ailv6ip.html"]http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/29/060329165759.4ailv6ip.html[/URL][/quote]

Sorta reminds me of a guy I know who was "taken for a midnight ride" by a fleet of Suburbans after he called, in a drunken rage, the White House and threatened to kill Clinton.

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This isnt in any type of order....

Drew Rosenhaus
Deion Sanders
Hillary Clinton
John Kerry
Donovan McNabb

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bin laden
bush
pastafudge
parcells
jj redick

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cant we all just get along?jj reDICK g bush anyone on a reality show s coates(flyers analyst) coach k

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[quote=BigSKINBauer]bin laden
bush
pastafudge
parcells
jj redick[/quote]
wow how did i forget about bin laden

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]bin laden
bush
pastafudge
parcells
jj redick[/QUOTE]

MMMM....pasta and fudge <<drool>>

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George Steinbrenner
Adam Morrisson

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1.) Jerry Jones
2.) every single terrorist
3.) a handfull of customers on a regular day @ work
4.) Nicholas Cage for ever thinking he could be Superman
5.) any whiny french biatch always talking about how much they hate our country despite the fact they'd be germany twice over if we americans hadn't saved their asses

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[quote=steveo395]wow how did i forget about bin laden[/quote]

Because the poll is name 5 people you'd like to have a swing not, NOT five people you'd like to put a bullet in.

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72]I've gathered a very extensive list of people I wish I could just blast in the face, just one swing is all I'd want.

I'll shorten it down to my top 5 for now:

1. President Bush
2. Ryan Seacrest
3. Kevin Federline
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Carrot Top

Honorable mention: AJ from the Backstreet Boys[/QUOTE]

Carrot Top is a beast/ work out warrior, he may take ya on

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HAHA! Remember that pic I posted a while ago. I think if I punched Carrot Top he'd kick my ass.

And then I'd have the stigma the rest of my life of getting my ass kicked by Carrot Top.

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[quote=skinsfanthru&thru]any whiny french biatch always talking about how much they hate our country despite the fact they'd be germany twice over if we americans hadn't saved their asses[/quote]

:goodjob::biggthump:thumb::goodjob:

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50
2Pac
Mike Tyson
Bruce Lee
RuPaul

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My baby's momma
Sally Jenkins
Sean Salisbury
Bill O'Reilly and every political analyst, producer, on Fox News
Ed Norton

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1. Howard Dean
2. Barabra Boxer
3. John Mccain
4. Bill Clinton
5. Hiliary Clinton

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^ Good List!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i'm not a violent guy so i will only pick one, T.O.this guy is the worst excuse for a human being today.i also want to spit on spurrier for ruining 2 years of my life.[/quote]

you get your ass whoop.......

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[quote=EXoffender]50
2Pac
Mike Tyson
Bruce Lee
RuPaul[/quote]

after you swing at 50.......then your gone break and run, this ones funny....better swing at bruce lee........because he dead

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1. Michael Vick
2. Michael Vick
3. Michael Vick
4. Michael Vick
5. Michael Vick

:)

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]Albert Connell and Leslie Shepherd. Those are the two worst Redskins, or any athletes, I ever had to deal with. So rude, so classless.[/QUOTE]

I understand Albert Connell, but what did Leslie Shepard do?

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1. Kobe Bryant...always hated him
2. Charlie Weis.....hate ND and he is making them good again
3. T.O.
4. Any ND, Ohio State, Michigan, or Duke student athlete
5. Zab Judah......he's just a bitch

Others.....Marcus Vick, 50 cent

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[QUOTE=Beemnseven]I understand Albert Connell, but what did Leslie Shepard do?[/QUOTE]

I used to work in the sports department of a tv station, covered the Redskins, and Shepherd was always very rude to me and my coworkers whenever he was around. Could never cooperate when we wanted to talk to him, and would seem to go out of his way to make things difficult when we wanted to talk to ohter players. Players used to call us as we were arriving at Redskins Park to do interviews and say "Listen, Leslie is still here at the park. Give me five minutes to get him out of here and I'll give you a call when he leaves" Even they knew how difficult it was to be around him.

Connell was the same way. Then you had guys like Kevin Lockett who were fantastic to work with.

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1. Osama Bin Laden
2. Barry Bonds
3. Jon Runyan
4. Nancy Pelosi
5. Bobby Bowden

Jesse Jackson certainly earns honorable mention.

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[QUOTE=GTripp0012]
Jesse Jackson certainly earns honorable mention.[/QUOTE]

yeah for me he always brings a bad vibe to normally good causes and just comes off as a media leech.

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72]I've gathered a very extensive list of people I wish I could just blast in the face, just one swing is all I'd want.

I'll shorten it down to my top 5 for now:

1. President Bush
2. Ryan Seacrest
3. Kevin Federline
4. Bill O'Reilly
5. Carrot Top

Honorable mention: AJ from the Backstreet Boys

How about you guys? One swing, one face, who are you swingin' at??[/QUOTE]

Matty, I am highly offended at your number one choice.

Don't you think it's cruel to want to throw a punch at the mentally incompetent?

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1. Tom Landry's corpse
2. Jerry Jones
3. That Jackass in the cowboys outfit who acts like he is choking the chief during every Redskins/cowboys game.
4. Roy Williams
5. MeShawn Johnson

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"3. That Jackass in the cowboys outfit who acts like he is choking the chief during every Redskins/cowboys game."

We've got to put a hatchet in his hat.

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He's in a wheel chair and can barely walk.

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I like the fact that somebody pointed out it's not a post about somebody who needs a bullet in their head, but simply somebody(s) who need to be decked. Therefore here's my list:

1. Flavor Flave (or however the freak he spells it)
2. Don King
3. Billary and Hilary Clinton
4. Bill Maher
5. Adam Corrolla

and of course Sheriff Joe deserves an honorable mention, oh and I almost forgot, the whole country of France.

Hail