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[quote=gibbsisgod]Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass[/quote]I seriously was going to send a messsage and say, hey, my name is marcus. Then i didn't :( That would have been wierd

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.[/quote]Yeah we had a thread about it a while ago. It was pretty long i think.

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Man Law: Don't be pissed if a stranger's dog bites your hand when you try to pet it without asking.

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Schneed posted this up in the last discussion on the topic
[url]http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php[/url]

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Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....

sorry guys, last night was kinda rough

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[quote=gibbsisgod]Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass[/quote]since the person i was refering to is no longer our newest member i should clarify. the name was spankMEmarcus

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[quote=gibbsisgod]Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....

sorry guys, last night was kinda rough[/quote]

hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.[/quote]i'm gonna use that tonight!!!

i'll let you know if it works, but you will probably be able to tell by the tone of my posts.

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Meh. Those just don't do it for me. It's kind of like preseason. It's a good fix, but the Big Show is the only thing that REALLY does it.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)[/QUOTE]

MAN LAW!

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Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.

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When driving:

-make sure your blinker is off after merging
-only drive in the fast lane if your going fast (80+)
-do not throw your lit cigarette butt out the window
-use your signal everytime

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Never use chat room grammar on a discussion board! No wut i mean!

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[quote=BDBohnzie]Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.[/quote]

I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?[/quote]

Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?[/quote]i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.[/QUOTE]

Ah yes, I like to call it "Mheisig's Law"

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations[/quote]is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


HOORAY BEER!!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella[/quote]

Man Law: Only if you remove the umbrella.

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[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.[/QUOTE]

A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


HOORAY BEER!![/QUOTE]

I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.

[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]HOORAY BEER!![/QUOTE]

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[quote=mheisig]A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.[/quote]

Man Law!

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Man Law![/QUOTE]

You would be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?

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Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.

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[quote=Warpath]I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.[/quote]

It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.[/quote]i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.[/QUOTE]

I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man[/QUOTE]

High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???

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[quote=mheisig]High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???[/quote]i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.

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Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)

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[quote=mheisig]I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.[/quote]

I concede.

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perhaps if you prohibit just those ultra light beers.

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[QUOTE=Warpath][B]Ud[/B] be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?[/QUOTE]

I think you violated a Man Law right there...No chat room grammar on forums. ;)

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.[/quote]

Agreed, there's a fine line between Man Law and preferences.

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[QUOTE=Warpath]Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)[/QUOTE]

I jsut can't get into light beers (with the exception of a Corona on a hot day or at the beach.)

Sam Adams Black Lager...hell yeah. On a cold fall day with the 'Skins on TV...mmmm...

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[QUOTE=12thMan]Agreed, there's a fine line between Man Law and preferences.[/QUOTE]

Ok, I concede.

Can I drink Margaritas (on the rocks, no umbrella)? Even if it's just for the tequila?

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[quote=mheisig]Ok, I concede.

Can I drink Margaritas (on the rocks, no umbrella)? Even if it's just for the tequila?[/quote]why not just ask for a shot?

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[quote=mheisig]Ok, I concede.

Can I drink Margaritas (on the rocks, no umbrella)? Even if it's just for the tequila?[/quote]

Absolutely!

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[QUOTE=mheisig]I think u violated a Man Law right there...No chat room grammar on 4ums. ;)[/QUOTE]

I love editing.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]why not just ask for a shot?[/quote]

why not do both?