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Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.

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Who's trying to kill you Mr. Donuthead man?

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(just for you Grillz)
"Yep, this is definitely the kind of apartment I'll have if I ever move out of my parents' basement."

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TMC and Bohnzie, you both better watch you you call out because I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it, that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic; yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

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I'll just rip your still beating heart out of your chest and hold it in front of your face so you can see how black it is before you die.

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So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Well, the world's a twisted place.

I see we're bouncing to WW2...

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[quote=BDBohnzie]Well, the world's a twisted place.

I see we're bouncing to WW2...[/quote]

ah, green jacket, gold jacket, who gives a damn?

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(Dude, it's who gives a shit)
(and Matty, sorry for hijacking this thread)

I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.

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[quote=BDBohnzie](Dude, it's who gives a shit)
(and Matty, sorry for hijacking this thread)

I didn't *break* it, I was merely testing its durability, and I *placed* it in the woods cause it's made of wood and I thought he should be with his family.[/quote]

Damnit, I'm an idiot. I knew that didn't seem right when i posted it. I should have known better, especially since I whispered that to a coworker during a meeting a little too loud last week.

I guess I'm just losing touch with reality. BUT, reality isn't father knows best anymore. It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak workboot, a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed. Reconstructive surgery. But, what doesn't kill us only makes us stronger.

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Wake up, little snoozy. Smell the smelling salts? Ha ha ha. I'll juice ya up.