Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

sweet

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Sarah had just closed her [I][B]one good eye[/B][/I] after [B][I]losing her virginity riding a mechanical bull [/I][/B]because she had a(n) [I][B]nasty shit to take[/B][/I] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [I][B]slurping[/B][/I] from across the hall.
"What the [I][B]George Clinton and the P Funk All-Stars [/B][/I]was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.
From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [I][B]hairy, gaping ass[/B][/I], which was filled with [I][B]gerbils fighting for survivial[/B][/I]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [I][B]humped[/B][/I] a [I][B]jar of peanut butter [/B][/I]and it shattered into [B]Reeces[/B] pieces. Everyone was just [B]whoopin' and[/B] [I][B]hollerin'[/B][/I] and carrying on.
Sarah said to the [I][B]inbred family from Dallas Texas[/B][/I] group, "would you all [B][I]disjoin yourselves from each other and listen[/I][/B] up?!? I have a [I][B]proctology exam [/B][/I]in the morning and I really need to [I][B]borrow one of these gerbils [/B][/I]. If you all don't [I][B]give one over[/B][/I] right now I'll [I][B]tell[/B][/I] the [B]building[/B] [I][B]superintendent, who is none other than Chuck Norris[/B][/I] and he'll [I][B]roundhouse kick[/B][/I] you all up for [I][B]improper use of a domesticated animal[/B][/I]!"
With that, everyone just [I][B]stared slack-jawed[/B][/I] at Sarah and went back to [I][B]riding the train[/B][/I]. One [B]well hung[/B] [B]German[/B] guy came up to Sarah and [I][B]sniffed [/B][/I]her [I][B]posterior[/B][/I] and said, "Hey, [B]k[I]losen dein mouth[/I][/B] up and [I][B]haben[/B][/I] a [I][B]licken[/B][/I]. We're just having a(n) [I][B]wunderbar[/B][/I] time, you should [B][I]take a shit on [/I][/B]us."
Since she didn't want to be a [B][I]Dallas Cowboy fan that not even a[/I][/B] [B][I]diseased crazed goat would copulate with[/I][/B] all her life, Sarah decided to [I][B]take a massive dump on [/B][/I]the [I][B]guy[/B][/I]. In the morning she was too [I][B]lazy[/B][/I] to take her [I][B]long trek to the bathroom down the hall [/B][/I]and she ended up [I][B]hanging her ass [/B][/I]out of [I][B]the window[/B][/I]. Now she works as a [B][I]Festhaus dancer[/I][/B]for [I][B]families visiting Busch Gardens[/B][/I].
Remember kids, [I][B]stay [/B][/I]in school so you can get a [I][B]good education unlike 724skinsfan[/B][/I].

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

my feeble attempt

Sarah had just closed her [[B]piehole[/B]] after [[B]screaming[/B]] because she had a [[B]rather large[/B]] [[B]dildo shoved in her anus[/B]] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [[B]WHAMMO![/B]] from across the hall.

"What the [[B]Sweet Lincoln's mullet[/B]] was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.

From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [[B]iron lung[/B]], which was filled with [[B]ass shaking prostitutes[/B]] [[B]spewing[/B]] [[B]diet cherry cola[/B]]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [[B]flopped[/B]] a [[B]nut straight[/B]] and it shattered into [[B]742[/B]] pieces. Everyone was just [[B]getting totally wasted[/B]] and carrying on.

Sarah said to the [[B]perverse[/B]] group, "would you all [[B]butter[/B]] up?!? I have a [[B]corn cob[/B]] [[B]fetish[/B]] in the morning and I really need to [[B]practice[/B]]. If you all don't [[B]lather up[/B]] right now I'll [[B]finger bang[/B]] the [[B]town sheep[/B]] and he'll [[B]bahhhh[/B]] you all up for [[B]spelunking[/B]]!"

With that, everyone just [[B]winked[/B]] at Sarah and went back to [[B]their orgy[/B]]. One [[B]well hung[/B]] guy came up to Sarah and [[B]licked[/B]] her [[B]titty ball[/B]] and said, "Hey, [[B]man[/B]] up and [[B]suck[/B]] a [[B]dick[/B]]. We're just having a [[B]good to go[/B]] time, you should [[B]join[/B]] us."

Since she didn't want to be a [[B]preggo[/B]] all her life, Sarah decided to [[B]eat[/B]] the [[B]vertical smile[/B]]. In the morning she was too [[B]wasted[/B]] to take her [[B]tampon out[/B]] and she ended up [[B]flying[/B]] out of [[B]Lincoln, NE[/B]]. Now she works as a [[B]truancy officer[/B]] [[B]diving in dumpsters[/B]] for [[B]half eaten cheeseburgers[/B]].

Remember kids, [[B]dip[/B]] in [[B]the golden crotch[/B]] so you can get a [[B]gooey[/B]] [[B]mess[/B]].

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

WOW. That's the most graphic one yet. I'm huge fan of the spewing diet cherry cola part.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Since I don't like being yelled at by 724 (and by yelled at I mean I think he was punching the keys really fast) here is another one.


[B]A Trip To the Amusement Park[/B]

Bill "The [animal]" Parcells decided to take a break from [event] for a day so he could take his grankids and some [adjective] youths to the local amusement park "[number] [plural noun] Over Texas."

Bill was [adjective ending in ed] at how expensive each ticket was, but was was able to use his [noun] on the park supervisor to get a discount. All he had to do was [verb] some [plural noun] and [verb] some [plural noun] with some of the park staff.

Once inside the kids ran to the first [noun] that they saw. Unfortunately the [noun] was really [adjective] and Bill had to [verb] for over an hour. Finally they all got on the [noun], and that was something the Bill would regret for the rest of the day. First the [noun] that Bill was strapped into started [gerund] around in a circle, then it [verb ending in ed] upside down [number] of times in a row. Then, without warning it [verb ending in ed] to a stop and Bill hurt his [part of the body] on one of the straps.

Next, the kids dragged Bill over to the Bumper [plural noun]. This was more his style becaue he could [verb] and relax, at least until the kids teamed up on him! For the next [number] minutes Bill was [verb] by all the children. This was far from relaxing.

After a few more [plural noun] Bill and the kids decided to grab some [noun]. They ate [food] and drank [liquid]. This ended up costing Bill most of his [noun]. After the [noun] the kids wanted to [verb] some [plural noun]. For only $[number] the kids could try to [verb] a [noun] into a [noun] for the chance to winng a [adjective] [noun]. Half the kids won [adjective] [plural noun], so Bill's [parts of the body] were filled for the rest of the day.

"Okay, one more [noun] and then it's time to go. Grandpa '[animal]' is getting [adjective]." After a ton of [gerund] the kids finally decided to go on the [adjective] [noun]. This was the biggest [noun] in Texas, and Bill was [adjective]. The ride started out [adjective] as the [noun] climbed up a [adjective] [noun]. Once at the top Bill could [verb] the entire park. On the way down Bill could only think "[exclaimation]!" He had never gone this [adjective] in his life and it was making him sick. By the time it was over everyone was [gerund] at poor Bill because he had [verb] all over himself.

That was the [adjective] trip to the [noun] that Bill had ever taken. He knew there was no way he was ever [gerund] the kids back to [number] [plural nouns] Over Texas ever again.

I got carried away with the length. (gigity gigity)

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Bill "The [[B]Blue Footed Booby[/B]]" Parcells decided to take a break from [[B]anal extravaganza 17[/B]] for a day so he could take his grankids and some [[B]disgruntled[/B]] youths to the local amusement park "[[B]42[/B]] [[B]buttplugs[/B]] Over Texas."

Bill was [[B]perplexed[/B]] at how expensive each ticket was, but was was able to give his [[B]browneye[/B]] to the park supervisor to give him a discount. All he had to do was [[B]injest[/B]] some [[B]baby batter[/B]] and [[B]eat[/B]] some [[B]butt[/B]] with some of the park staff.

Once inside the kids ran to the first [[B]sane adult[/B]] that they saw. Unfortunately the [B]man[/B]] was really [[B]mr slave[/B]] and Bill had to [[B]commence to jiggling[/B]] for over an hour. Finally they all got on the [[B]whirloride[/B]], and that was something the Bill would regret for the rest of the day. First the [[B]Kong Dong[/B]] that Bill was strapped onto started [[B]girating[/B]] around in a circle, then it [[B]flipped[/B]] upside down [B]65[/B]] of times in a row. Then, without warning it [[B]Splooged[/B]] to a stop and Bill hurt his [[B]Anus][/B] on one of the straps.

Next, the kids dragged Bill over to the Bumper [[B]Gorillas[/B]]. This was more his style becaue he could [[B]eat[/B]] and relax, at least until the kids teamed up on him! For the next [[B]37[/B]] minutes Bill was [[B]raped[/B]] by all the children. This was far from relaxing.

After a few more [[B]rapings[/B]] Bill and the kids decided to grab some [[B]Taquitos[/B]]. They ate [[B]Beans[/B]] and drank [[B]vomit[/B]]. This ended up costing Bill most of his [[B]pride[/B]]. After the [[B]Splash park[/B]] the kids wanted to [B][kill[/B]] some [[B]whitey’s[/B]]. For only $[[B]37[/B]] the kids could try to [[B]screw[/B]] a [[B]penguin[/B]] into a [[B]submission[/B]] for the chance to winng a [[B]super soaker[/B]]. Half the kids won [[B]pocket[/B]] [[B]vaginas[/B]], so Bill's [[B]stomach[/B]] was filled for the rest of the day.

"Okay, one more [[B]ride[/B]] and then it's time to go. Grandpa '[[B]Fat Tits[/B]]' is getting [[B]Swollen[/B]]." After a ton of [[B]bickering[/B]] the kids finally decided to go on the [[B]Poop Monger[/B]]. This was the biggest [[B]dildo][/B] in Texas, and Bill was [[B]loose enough to handle it[/B]]. The ride started out [[B]slow[/B]] as the [[B]Schlong[/B]] climbed up a [[B]anal cavity[/B]]. Once at the top Bill could [[B]eat[/B]] the entire park. On the way down Bill could only think "[[B]FANTABULOUS[/B]]!" He had never gone this [[B]feeling[/B]] in his life and it was making him sick. By the time it was over everyone was [[B]pissed off[/B]] at poor Bill because he had [[B]shit[/B]] all over himself.

That was the most [[B]hellatious[/B]] trip to the [[B]fondu festival[/B]] that Bill had ever taken. He knew there was no way he was ever [[B]taking[/B]] the kids back to [B]42[/B]] [[B]buttplugs[/B] Over Texas ever again.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Here's a new one, and it might be more fan-friendly.

"Listening to 724 complain about the length of {adjective} {noun} is like listening to a {profession} complain about {gerund} {adjective} {plural nouns}."

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"Listening to 724 complain about the length of {[B]4th quarter[/B]} {[B]pukefests[/B]} is like listening to a {[B]ditch digger[/B]} complain about {[B]illuminating[/B]} {[B]funky smelling[/B]} {[B]corpses[/B]}."