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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;287536][IMG]http://dyestatcal.com/image/4xc/December/04FLWest/Images/DCasper2/thumbnails/Lawrence-JUST%20DO%20IT-win_jpg.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

You need a haircut. You look like a girl. Do...do you...shave your legs?!?!? Gross.

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i can out drink all of you!!!!!

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What you need my friend is a 30 mg time release aderal.

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[QUOTE=djnemo65;287641]What you need my friend is a 30 mg time release aderal.[/QUOTE]

A buddy of mine gave me one of those, and I took it at work. I don't I've ever gotten so much done in one day. Aderall ain't no joke.

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[quote=Redskins_P;287654]A buddy of mine gave me one of those, and I took it at work. I don't I've ever gotten so much done in one day. Aderall ain't no joke.[/quote]
I'm prescribed on 20mg non XR. Let me tell you, the shit works.

The downside is that I'm normally all outgoing and energetic without it, and while I take it I'm an anti-social zombie and just want to do work. It sure gets school work done though.

But yeah, take one of those before you go out and while you may be the longest one going, you'll probably also be the most obnoxious one of the night. A win win in my eyes.

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[quote=dall-assblows;287571]i can out drink all of you!!!!![/quote]
you can talk it, can you walk it?

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[quote=RobH4413;287662]I'm prescribed on 20mg non XR. Let me tell you, the shit works.

The downside is that I'm normally all outgoing and energetic without it, and while I take it I'm an anti-social zombie and just want to do work. It sure gets school work done though.

[B][I] But yeah, take one of those before you go out and while you may be the longest one going, you'll probably also be the most obnoxious one of the night. A win win in my eyes.[/I][/B][/quote]

It's not a good night unless I'm the most obnoxious one. Last time I was down at UT, it was like 1-2 AM and we were in the Krystal drive-through. Of course, EVERYONE was hammered and looking for food, so the line is like 30 minutes long and I get out of the car and start hopping in people's cars to take pictures. Here is a picture of a buddy of mine at the end of that night. It was fun:

[IMG]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2268/img0045ql1.jpg[/IMG]

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that dude is flat out wasted

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Yes. He doesn't remember he went home with a fatty that night. He woke up and seriously screamed.

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[quote=dmek25;287737]that dude is flat out wasted[/quote]


:cheeky-sm:smashfrea:Flush:



This picture is hilarious. Has HE ever seen it?


:rofl::rofl:

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;287740]Yes. He doesn't remember he went home with a fatty that night. He woke up and seriously screamed.[/quote]


Wow. She must've been DESPERATE going home with a guy who has a face like THAT.

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Yup. He says it looks like the cover to a rap album. I haven't had the heart to tell him it should read "Scott: Preface to a Barnyard Romp".

Like, the only way to describe his scream the next morning was like this: If you remember Jim Carrey's scream in Dumb and Dumber when Seabass comes into the bathroom for some "lovin'" and he has that short, quick scream. That's EXACTLY how it sounded.

The girl didn't leave for like hours either. She probably was waiting for the free breakfast.

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[quote=Buster;287758]Wow. She must've been DESPERATE going home with a guy who has a face like THAT.[/quote]

We went to the midnight buffet right after that pic was taken. That explains it all.

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that picture should be submitted to a fark.com photoshop contest...

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;287761]Yup. He says it looks like the cover to a rap album. I haven't had the heart to tell him it should read "Scott: Preface to a Barnyard Romp".

Like, the only way to describe his scream the next morning was like this: If you remember Jim Carrey's scream in Dumb and Dumber when Seabass comes into the bathroom for some "lovin'" and he has that short, quick scream. That's EXACTLY how it sounded.

The girl didn't leave for like hours either. She probably was waiting for the free breakfast.[/QUOTE]I have to admit that during my freshman year of college I awoke to a similar horror. I purposely rolled out of my own bed, and even though I hit the ground pretty hard I just remained still. The questionable beast who occupied my bed mooed something along the lines of, "why are you on the floor?" I think I said my back hurt (yuck) and remained there for about an hour until she finally left.
Ever since that day I constantly throw punches and kicks in my sleep, hoping to ward off any wildebeests who may have taken advantage of my drunkenness.

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HAHAHAHA. God, we need to restart up the "College Stories" thread. That one was good.

Quagmire said it best: "Fat chicks need love too. They just gotta' pay."

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;287810]HAHAHAHA. God, we need to restart up the "College Stories" thread. That one was good.

Quagmire said it best: "Fat chicks need love too. They just gotta' pay."[/QUOTE]I may have told that one there. It's a cautionary tale about binge drinking that I'm willing to share with the kids.
The worst part about it was that the musk ox was in my English class the next semester and when the teacher announced that we would be randomly paired up to work on a project who do you think I got stuck with? That's right, it was like the professor could sense the awkwardness and just wanted to make me shoot myself in the face.

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The GOOD thing about the "day after" livestock is the fact that their self-esteems are so low anyway, they'll do whatever you say. Just throw a Hot Pocket down the hall, lock the door and watch the madness ensue. I dated my fiancee all through college, so I didn't have any random drunken hookups, unless she showed up at my door, randomly, drunk and wanted to hook up.

However, my roommate DID. One time he actually attempted screwing while I was in the room and I actually heard her say, "That's it?!" What IT was, I'll never know. It could be size, it could be endurance, but no matter what, he NEVER has heard the end of it.

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HA HA! </nelson>

That story was a classic when you first told it...and it's still a classic now.

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Now Grillz, if you told her now that you live in your parent's basement, do you think she'd laugh or come down the stairs for a pity bang?

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;287820]Now Grillz, if you told her now that you live in your parent's basement, do you think she'd laugh or come down the stairs for a pity bang?[/QUOTE]Both, in that order.

I have a good chance to move out of the basement soon, but it would mean that (1) I would have to move to Baltimore and probably get herpies from the tap water; and (2) I would have to rent, which would defeat the purpose of living at home for the past 2 1/2 years. I think I need to win the lottery so I can just stay in MoCo like I want.

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HAHA. Yeah, I might be working up in Baltimore in the next couple years fixing computers for Southwest Airlines.

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Ok, I have read most of the post and I know what your problem is. You are confusing nights out with you women v/s nights going out with the guys. Its standard pratice if she drags you home at 12:00 your done for the night but thats is your only problem. You said that she makes you come home early not that you want to or are ready to call it a night. You are going to be out with the guys and the party is not going to stop so you won't have any problems staying up late. If you do go to the doctor and get check out because at age 25 an all nighter should not be a problem unless you drink your self to sleep "pass out".

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Now that you spelled that out, that makes a lot of sense. When I DO party with the guys, I am up, late, most nights.

She gets sleepy (drunk) early and wants to go home, have an awkward sexual rendezvous and then pass out.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;287850]Now that you spelled that out, that makes a lot of sense. When I DO party with the guys, I am up, late, most nights.

She gets sleepy (drunk) early and wants to go home, have an awkward sexual rendezvous and then pass out.[/quote]
Well you have to give her credit for waiting for the prior before passing out.

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Yeah, I always tell her that I'm happy she decided to do me before puking at 2 AM.

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;287825]Both, in that order.

I have a good chance to move out of the basement soon, but it would mean that (1) I would have to move to Baltimore and probably get herpies from the tap water; and (2) I would have to rent, which would defeat the purpose of living at home for the past 2 1/2 years. I think I need to win the lottery so I can just stay in MoCo like I want.[/QUOTE]
Dude, just do what everyone else in MoCo is doing and move to Frederick...you could land a 2 or 3 bedroom condo for a decent price, rent out the other room(s), and be so close to downtown you could stumble home from the bars.

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[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;288049]Dude, just do what everyone else in MoCo is doing and move to Frederick...you could land a 2 or 3 bedroom condo for a decent price, rent out the other room(s), and be so close to downtown you could stumble home from the bars.[/QUOTE]That's what half my friends are doing now.
Also, my dad's company is working on a new development up in Urbana. Steve-O said it's basically like the Kentlands or King Farm but a lot cheaper. I think I might have to look around up there pretty soon.

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Be a man and join the Marines. They'll find a place for you to lay your weary head.

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;288059]Be a man and join the Marines. They'll find a place for you to lay your weary head.[/QUOTE]Who needs a condo with a 56" plasma when you have a rack and a mess hall. Hoo-rah!

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Two words: grenade launcher

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;288067]Two words: grenade launcher[/QUOTE] Good point! Plus, if I got to a high enough rank I could sound like a GI Joe: Gunnery Sergent Cannon. I can already smell the napalm, and it smells like victory!

Back to drinking: I'm wondering if I should pick up some beer on my way home from work at noon today. I have to drink something while I watch basketball for the next 96 hours.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;288069]Good point! Plus, if I got to a high enough rank I could sound like a GI Joe: Gunnery Sergent Cannon. I can already smell the napalm, and it smells like victory!

Back to drinking: I'm wondering if I should pick up some beer on my way home from work at noon today. I have to drink something while I watch basketball for the next 96 hours.[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, AMD! Wondering IF you should pick up beer! HAHAHAHA! Man, that's good stuff!....{sigh}....shoot....

The only thing you should wonder about is Papa John's or Pizza Hut.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;287802]that picture should be submitted to a fark.com photoshop contest...[/quote]


DO IT...DO IT...DO IT!!!!!!!

They'll come up with some GOOD stuff using that photo!

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]That's what half my friends are doing now.
Also, my dad's company is working on a new development up in Urbana. Steve-O said it's basically like the Kentlands or King Farm but a lot cheaper. I think I might have to look around up there pretty soon.[/quote]

Not sure how much cheaper...I mean, it will be cheaper, but probably not as much as you'd think.

[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;288070]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO! HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, AMD! Wondering IF you should pick up beer! HAHAHAHA! Man, that's good stuff!....{sigh}....shoot....

The only thing you should wonder about is Papa John's or Pizza Hut.[/QUOTE]
Nope. After picking up his beer, he should wander either to Ledo's or Stained Glass in Glenmont...order 3 large pizzas and be set for the weekend.

Speaking of tourney, I'm about 12,000 in the VIP line to get into the Viewing Area on CBS Sportsline.

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Quick update:
a variety 12 pack of Red Hook + Baja Fresh steak quesadillas + UMD winning + duke losing = a good day.

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i like my girls like i like my deer, with a big ass rack

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how about alittle junk in the trunk?

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[QUOTE=dmek25;288369]how about alittle junk in the trunk?[/QUOTE]
You definitely HAVE to have at least a little something going on back there. That's a big reason why I'm not a huge fan of the whole anorexic look; it ruins the ba-donk-a-dunk.

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I'm down for my ladies being between 130-140. Any lower than that and the rack and booty start lacking. I like mine curvaceous.