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when people ask dumb ass obvious questions so basically stupid ass people

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[quote=Schneed10;294840]That's a great one. See, sometimes I get in moods where I feel like being a jerk, and I was in the mall one time and this couple (about my age) did that. The escalator fed me off right behind them and I purposely bumped into them both. Kinda hard, too. I said in a very apologetic tone "oh I'm so sorry, I tried to take a right about halfway up the escalator so I could go around you, but I guess it only lets you off right here."

They just stared at me.[/quote]


that is hilarious

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[quote=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;294830]Fat people who gripe about smokers costing taxpayers money[/quote]

skinny girls who act like they are fat cant stand it

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;294775]Yes, let the hate flow guys!

One of my biggest ones right now is people who walk ****ing four or five-wide down the lanes in the parking lot of Walmarts ;). Seriously, don't give me that ****ing dejected look when I'm sitting there in my car throwing my hands up in the air. It's a road, you're people, get out of the way before I run your stupid asses over.

I also hate posers.[/QUOTE]

I just got back on the site and started reading and thought not only do people who stand in the walkways piss me off, so do the moron clans who walk in formation down the walkways like it's f*cking red rover. They ought just lock arms and take people out. But alas my man TMC beat me to it.

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Pet Peeves:

- Abnormally bad traffic on Friday night at 5pm, talk about a mood killer

- People who don't pay attention to where they leave their cart in the grocery store. Like when they leave it basically right in the center of the aisle, so there's no room on the right or left to get by.

- When someone arrives at a BYOB party without any B and has to mooch off yours.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;294840]That's a great one. See, sometimes I get in moods where I feel like being a jerk, and I was in the mall one time and this couple (about my age) did that. The escalator fed me off right behind them and I purposely bumped into them both. Kinda hard, too. I said in a very apologetic tone "oh I'm so sorry, I tried to take a right about halfway up the escalator so I could go around you, but I guess it only lets you off right here."

They just stared at me.[/QUOTE]

Schneed10 is now my hero.

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;294846]skinny girls who act like they are fat cant stand it[/QUOTE]

Here here.

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My biggest pet peeve is being asked the same question over and over, especially when I've already answered it.
I don't think I would stand up well to interrogation.

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When women want to tell you what's wrong and get mad at you when you try to find solutions and fix the problem, saying "I don't want you to fix it I just want you to listen!!!"

WTF.

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[quote=FRPLG;294850]Schneed10 is now my hero.[/quote]

LOL

The only trick about being a jerk to strangers (even if they deserve it), you have to make sure they aren't the type that like to punch you in the face.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;294856]LOL

The only trick about being a jerk to strangers (even if they deserve it), you have to make sure they aren't the type that like to punch you in the face.[/QUOTE]

Or follow you out and shoot you in the head.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;294855]When women want to tell you what's wrong and get mad at you when you try to find solutions and fix the problem, saying "I don't want you to fix it I just want you to listen!!!"

WTF.[/QUOTE]

Preach on Brother Schneed! Preach on!

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AMD what's your pet peeve?

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I can't stand white trash toothless people. The kind that feels the world owes them something because they let their teeth go to shit and they can't hold a job if their drug habbit depends on it. Oh, but don't worry they will be at the local bar come friday or saturday night getting all shitfaced on the cash assistance that the welfare office gives them. Trying their damnedest to get knocked up just so that they will have another kid to get more food stamps and cash assistance, and so that their will be another income from getting the new guy to pay child support. While their 5 or 6 year old son/daughter is at home with a herion addicted older sibling lets them play with the needles. And I say sibling because their is no guarantee that they share the same father. People like this are all over in my shithole of a town.

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People who keep saying Portis is a "system back"

People who get all chubby over Mike Shanahan and the Broncos

People who bitch and moan that we should trade Betts...but are the exact same people who would bitch and moan if we hadn't re-signed him when he was about to hit the market as a free agent

People who get all worked up over stupid crap said in one thread and then take it out on another thread :)

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people that put this :) at the end of their post

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[quote=SmootSmack;294908]People who keep saying Portis is a "system back"[/quote]

I still can't believe we're having this ridiculous conversation.

:doh:

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[quote=Schneed10;294855]When women want to tell you what's wrong and get mad at you when you try to find solutions and fix the problem, saying "I don't want you to fix it I just want you to listen!!!"

WTF.[/quote]

Yeah, F listening.

The game is on, woman!

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Assholes who dive in front of you on the freeway, then SLOW DOWN

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One of my pet peeves is when people rip off lines from movies or TV and act like they're their own. That really grinds my gears.

You know what else really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

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I [B]prolly[/B] have [B]to[/B] many to count. It's [B]rediculous[/B].
Biggist... ignorant people who are habitually late without regret.

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I hate people that throw lite cigerettes out of their car window.

Hey folks that's not just throwing Litter it's throwing FLAMING LITTER!
WTF?!?!?!

Quit it!

lol

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My biggest and latest pet peeve is these Blue Tooth wearing Mother Fu**ers!! They walk around Mall’s and Supermarkets like they’re fu**ing Robocop or something. You can’t tell if they are talking to you or some a**hole on the phone. If your driving then that’s acceptable, but if you’re in a public place, take the fu**ing thing out of your ear a**hole!!

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- with TMC on the walking to the store thing. i have half a mind to mow them down, but don't want to damage my car. However, once I get a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_bar]Bull Bar[/url] installed on my Mountaineer, it's fair game.

- People who say "We" instead of "You", like they want to take credit for it, or feel like they want to be involved. For example, when your wife asks "Have WE told the neighbors about their dog's barking all hours of the night?" when you know damn well she'll never confront them about it and is really asking if you've done it.

- People who act like they've never been to McDonald's before and take 5 minutes at the front of the line to decide what they want, instead of taking 2 damn minutes to read the board before it's their turn.

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[quote=Schneed10;294855]When women want to tell you what's wrong and get mad at you when you try to find solutions and fix the problem, saying "I don't want you to fix it I just want you to listen!!!"

WTF.[/quote]

That makes me want to drive a railroad spike through my genitalia. OK, so I'm not a huge college basketball fan, but someone who has never asked me to hang out with before from work, invited me over to his palace that has a projector showing the game on a glorious 100" screen or something insane like that. I said, "You cool with me going over?" and she's like, "You don't even like basketball." and I'm not caring because this is a good opportunity to drink free beer and make a new work friend. She didn't seem to UNDERSTAND that I'm going over there for a simple social outing, not REALLY to watch the game.

Sometimes it's like I speak in Chinese.

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My wife is the same way. She'll tell me something, I give her my view and advice and she gets mad. So I don't say much and just listen, then she wonders why I don't have an opinion about some things or talk more. It's like, make up your freakin' mind.

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[quote=Sammy Baugh Fan;294929]I hate people that throw lite cigerettes out of their car window.

Hey folks that's not just throwing Litter it's throwing FLAMING LITTER!
WTF?!?!?!

Quit it!

lol[/quote]

I'm the same way. So here's what you do. You pull in front of them and slow down to the point where they are getting fairly close to you, almost tailgating, THEN you turn on your wiper fluid for like 5 minutes. Sure, it might waste a lot of fluid, but you're causing them a nice annoyance as well. This works GREAT on people who drive like jackasses and obviously care a lot for their car because it REALLY messes up a freshly washed ride.

Schneed and I are great antagonizers.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;294940]My wife is the same way. She'll tell me something, I give her my view and advice and she gets mad. So I don't say much and just listen, then she wonders why I don't have an opinion about some things or talk more. It's like, make up your freakin' mind.[/quote]

If WOMEN have a problem, all they want to do is talk about it, discuss it, have you say you'll do it this way, but when MEN have a problem and you actually want to have a rational discussion, they want no part of it.

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@AMD: Good work on the Family Guy quote ... that is my favorite episode.

@SBF: There have been a few times when I was driving down the road, and somebody's lit cigarette almost came into my window. I would have probably run them off the road, and beat them with my tire iron if that had happened.

@TMC: You know someone with a "palace"? That's sweet.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;294937]That makes me want to drive a railroad spike through my genitalia. OK, so I'm not a huge college basketball fan, but someone who has never asked me to hang out with before from work, invited me over to his palace that has a projector showing the game on a glorious 100" screen or something insane like that. I said, "You cool with me going over?" and she's like, "You don't even like basketball." and I'm not caring because this is a good opportunity to drink free beer and make a new work friend. She didn't seem to UNDERSTAND that I'm going over there for a simple social outing, not REALLY to watch the game.

Sometimes it's like I speak in Chinese.[/QUOTE]
Exactly...you see it one way, she sees it as an excuse not to spend time with her.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;294941]I'm the same way. So here's what you do. You pull in front of them and slow down to the point where they are getting fairly close to you, almost tailgating, THEN you turn on your wiper fluid for like 5 minutes. Sure, it might waste a lot of fluid, but you're causing them a nice annoyance as well. This works GREAT on people who drive like jackasses and obviously care a lot for their car because it REALLY messes up a freshly washed ride.

Schneed and I are great antagonizers.[/quote]

LOL I never thought of that one, that's a sweet move. Mental note for me tonight when driving home on the Roosevelt Boulevard. That wiper fluid is cheap as dirt anyway, so no big loss.

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[quote=Summo;294935]My biggest and latest pet peeve is these Blue Tooth wearing Mother Fu**ers!! They walk around Mall’s and Supermarkets like they’re fu**ing Robocop or something. You can’t tell if they are talking to you or some a**hole on the phone. If your driving then that’s acceptable, but if you’re in a public place, take the fu**ing thing out of your ear a**hole!![/quote]

Haha, I hate this one too. I was out to dinner one night with my wife, and we were congregating around the hostess area waiting to be seated. And this guy standing next to me had one of those things on and he was talking on the phone to somebody, pretty loudly too. And since my wife and I were basically stuck right there while we were waiting for our table, we were basically a captive audience. So I tried to ignore it, but it got to be too much.

I pretended like I didn't know he was on the phone, and I started having the conversation with him. He said to the person on the other end of the line, "So did you go out last night or did you just hang in?"

I said in full voice, "Oh, hey, how's it goin. Well I was going to go out, but I ate chinese for dinner and I was dealing with some gas, so I decided I'd just hang in."

He shot a look and ignored me.

He then said to the person on the other end of the line, "Oh that sucks." Which jived perfectly with what I had said to him. So I said "Yeah, see but I should know better. Chinese food always does that to me, but I still order it. That's kind of what I get."

He gets annoyed, turns to me and says "dude I'm on the phone, I'm not talking to you. I don't want to hear your problems."

So I said "OK good, because nobody here wants to be a part of your phone conversation either. Maybe you should take it outside or hang up."

Then the hostess called me and my wife for our table, and I got to make a dramatic exit.

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Did you get a standing O? Because I certainly would have at least started one...

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[quote=Schneed10;294945]LOL I never thought of that one, that's a sweet move. Mental note for me tonight when driving home on the Roosevelt Boulevard. That wiper fluid is cheap as dirt anyway, so no big loss.[/quote]

Let me know how it works... it's MONEY.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;294941]I'm the same way. So here's what you do. You pull in front of them and slow down to the point where they are getting fairly close to you, almost tailgating, THEN you turn on your wiper fluid for like 5 minutes. Sure, it might waste a lot of fluid, but you're causing them a nice annoyance as well. This works GREAT on people who drive like jackasses and obviously care a lot for their car because it REALLY messes up a freshly washed ride.

Schneed and I are great antagonizers.[/quote]

classic move, I like to pull that one myself

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One peeve that I've developed lately is people who are big time slackers at work. I'm not saying I'm Mr. 110% effort at work, but I get my damn job done everyday. I hate the slackers who are constantly socializing and then wonder why they fall behind, and then want to blame management for an "unreasonable workload". Do your work, stop hanging out and talking for hours on end, and just maybe you'll get your work done on time!

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[quote=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;294735]My pet peeve is people who have too many pet peeves. ;)[/quote]


My Pet Peeve is Sheriff Gonna Getcha.

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Eating dinner at a nice expensive restaurant, and someone two tables over felt compelled to do the same, EXCEPT, they brought the little one with them, who screamed continously!
I AX you........that ain't right???

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My new pet peeve is people who think they are above having pet peeves.

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I'm WAY to busy working to have time for Pet Peeves