Re: One night to live...
 

[quote=Sammy Baugh Fan;299479]Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace[/quote]

I think you may want to re-oder that list, mainly talking to Jesus AFTER the last few things. :)

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=Buster;300479]I think you may want to re-oder that list, mainly talking to Jesus AFTER the last few things. :)[/QUOTE]

No way. I'd love to fire up a doobie, crack a beer, and jam out with Jesus!

:woot:

Re: One night to live...
 

First, I'd get a divorce. Then, I'd borrow a lot of money, and spend it very foolishly on my kids and now ex-wife. No assigns means no one to sue for my considerable debts.

Also, I'd make love with my wife. Then I'd make love [U]to[/U] her. Then it would just be spitefully dirty sex. Then I'd make love with her again.

Did I mention I was dying of Viagra poisoning? Because I was.

Re: One night to live...
 

Probaboly enjoy a beer

Re: One night to live...
 

wear out jennifer lopez and beyonce

Re: One night to live...
 

[quote=SmootSmack;300628]so classy. I think it was better when you had one word posts[/quote]


thanks

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=GhettoDogAllStars;300482]No way. I'd love to fire up a doobie, crack a beer, and jam out with Jesus!

:woot:[/QUOTE]

In my heaven, I have all the doobie's I want and all the hot women I want...so I can wait for those...I'm sure he has a higher grade weed than I can imagine anyway.

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;300627]rape jennifer lopez and beyonce[/QUOTE]

Why in the blue hell would you not just say "sleep with Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce" ?

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=Gmanc711;300707]Why in the blue hell would you not just say "sleep with Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce" ?[/QUOTE]

While that is a good question...I'll add one...who says "blue hell"?

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;300627]rape jennifer lopez and beyonce[/QUOTE]

To me this deserves a suspension. Sorry for being a stick in the mud but jokes about raping people shouldn't be tolerated around here.

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=jsarno;300709]While that is a good question...I'll add one...who says "blue hell"?[/QUOTE]

LOL...I picked it up from "The Rock", he used it alot when he was with the WWE

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=Gmanc711;300722]LOL...I picked it up from "The Rock", he used it alot when he was with the WWE[/QUOTE]

OOOH, haha, not much of a wrestling fan.

Re: One night to live...
 

[quote=FRPLG;300713]To me this deserves a suspension. Sorry for being a stick in the mud but jokes about raping people shouldn't be tolerated around here.[/quote]


my bad i am sorry i wasnt thinking didnt mean literally rape them i meant where them out so bad it would seem like rape but i will change it didnt mean it

Re: One night to live...
 

I'd eat all the fresh seafood I could in the world. I'd eat lobster, crab, raw oysters, flounder, salmon, mussels, tuna, and anything and everything that would be thrown in front of me.

I'd then proceed to drink 30+ of st.Louis' finest:

[IMG]http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg[/IMG]

EDIT: [url=http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/natural-light/495/&h=397&w=275&sz=34&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=1nbhicfNn8ts-M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnatural%2Blight%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN]Google Image Result for http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg[/url]

I thought this was hilarious. It scored a 0 percentile among beer tasters or something. Had me laughing pretty good. Why would you enter natty light into a contest. Silliness. I think I'm creating a beer thread.

Re: One night to live...
 

[QUOTE=RobH4413;300764]I'd eat all the fresh seafood I could in the world. I'd eat lobster, crab, raw oysters, flounder, salmon, mussels, tuna, and anything and everything that would be thrown in front of me.

I'd then proceed to drink 30+ of st.Louis' finest:

[IMG]http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg[/IMG]

EDIT: [url=http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/natural-light/495/&h=397&w=275&sz=34&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=1nbhicfNn8ts-M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=86&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnatural%2Blight%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN]Google Image Result for http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/495.jpg[/url]

I thought this was hilarious. It scored a 0 percentile among beer tasters or something. Had me laughing pretty good. Why would you enter natty light into a contest. Silliness. I think I'm creating a beer thread.[/QUOTE]

I don't think you can call that beer. Maybe water flavored with beer is more like it.