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[quote=Mattyk72;305480]Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.[/quote]

Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.:doh:

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[quote=SkinEmAll;305693]Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.:doh:[/quote]

Holy crap. Been EXACTLY there. Well, not quite exactly, my girlfriend and I haven't tied the knot yet, but that's funny. Never got hit on in my life at the gym until I was in a committed relationship. I think we emit some scent that only women can smell as soon as we are off the market. And my girlfriend is a personal trainer, so sometimes I have to beat guys away like a flyswatter.

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Yeah, its sick, twisted, cruel world we live in. Its like, what did I do to deserve this?!! lol

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[quote=Lady Brave;305491]Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.[/quote]


what are you talking about

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[quote=12thMan;305577]Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.[/quote]

seeing that i am a fat ass i never go to the gym but usually when i talk to a girl i go in with the assumption that i am already going to get shot down so i just be my funny self cause people say i am funny and one more thing

fat people know how to flirt

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[quote=gabe1984;305441]Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?[/quote]


Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.

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I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA!

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[quote=724Skinsfan;305708]Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.[/quote]

HOW TO LITERALY PICK UP A CHICK, Niiiiiicccceeeee.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;305706]what are you talking about[/quote]
I take it you're not a fan of Brian Regan.

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[quote=angryssg;305710]I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA![/quote]

my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...

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[quote=canthetuna;305799]my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...[/quote]

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!!

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Dear hesscl34,

The gym I go to has this banging chick that's always staring at me but she has this dude who isn't her personal trainer workout with her all the time. I would definitely tap that ass but then again there is that leach of a dude hanging around her so I leave that ass alone. Do you think I should make a move and chat her up or is that seat already taken?

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[QUOTE=canthetuna;305799]my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...[/QUOTE]


Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.

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[QUOTE=saden1;305814]Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.[/QUOTE]

Man ain't that the truth. I love going to the bank around here on Saturday mornings

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[quote=SmootSmack;305817]Man ain't that the truth. I love going to the bank around here on Saturday mornings[/quote]

I need to bank where you guys bank. I have to be drunk to enter my bank just so the women look half way human.

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Gym? What is a gym?

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[quote=GMScud;305695]Holy crap. Been EXACTLY there. Well, not quite exactly, my girlfriend and I haven't tied the knot yet, but that's funny. Never got hit on in my life at the gym until I was in a committed relationship. I think we emit some scent that only women can smell as soon as we are off the market. And my girlfriend is a personal trainer, so sometimes I have to beat guys away like a flyswatter.[/quote]

I'm with and I'm sure Matty can attest since he just got married in the past year, but since girls around here have known I'm about to get married, ALL they do is ask about it, ask if I want to "hang out".

Ummm, I would think that unless you're suggesting a menage-e my fiancee is going to rip your uterus out.

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This kid is a pro, we should ask him for the secrets.
[IMG]http://postcards.elliott.org/images/chick.jpg[/IMG]

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oohhh oohhh...


for the gym chick..

"I see you're wearing nike's.... Just Do It, huh.... Yeah I gotcha.... I gotcha...."

be sure and sligtly squint your eyes and nod your head alot.... that always gets em....

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;305858]I'm with and I'm sure Matty can attest since he just got married in the past year, but since girls around here have known I'm about to get married, ALL they do is ask about it, ask if I want to "hang out".

Ummm, I would think that unless you're suggesting a menage-e my fiancee is going to rip your uterus out.[/quote]

Damn, so if they were actually suggesting a menage-e-trois your fiancee wouldn't rip their uterus out? You're a lucky guy TMC!:thumb:

I just got the "hang out" question on Monday. Grrrrrr. Where the hell were you when I was single?? It almost makes me mad. Especially when the girl is really hot.

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[quote=saden1;305813]Dear hesscl34,

The gym I go to has this banging chick that's always staring at me but she has this dude who isn't her personal trainer workout with her all the time. I would definitely tap that ass but then again there is that leach of a dude hanging around her so I leave that ass alone. Do you think I should make a move and chat her up or is that seat already taken?[/quote]

That dude is her man, and she's probably trying to make him jealous by staring at you. Don't go there.... head games...

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I need to ask more men to hang out! I always wait for them to ask me.... which would be why I drink alone!!! LOL

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[quote=hesscl34;306043]I need to ask more men to hang out! I always wait for them to ask me.... which would be why I drink alone!!! LOL[/quote]

Uhh..umm...??

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you're not a man....You're a friend.... hahaha ...

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[quote=hesscl34;306043]I need to ask more men to hang out! I always wait for them to ask me.... which would be why I drink alone!!! LOL[/quote]

yeah just ask. Seriously just ask. what is the worst that can happen.

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I don't like it when I have to ask. I want the man to do it, take charge, be the leader.... it's sexy when men step up!

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[quote=hesscl34;306046]you're not a man....You're a friend.... hahaha ...[/quote]

That's cool, Hessy. But if I ever see you out, don't try to be 'friendly':)

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[quote=hesscl34;306046]you're not a man....You're a friend.... hahaha ...[/quote]

owned..

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[quote=hesscl34;306046]you're not a man....You're a friend.... hahaha ...[/quote]

[IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s274/gmscud/animated291-2.gif[/IMG]

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[quote=hesscl34;306049]I don't like it when I have to ask. I want the man to do it, take charge, be the leader.... it's sexy when men step up![/quote]

its actually sexy as hell when a girl steps up too. Being timid and cute gets old after a while. Hey if a chick has guts to come up to me and ask me to hangout, I probably will pending on my judgment of her. But usually guys just dont ask girls they think are super hot because they feel they are out of their league, only to later learn she had the hots for them. It is probably the most disappointing feeling ever.

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[quote=hooskins;306055]its actually sexy as hell when a girl steps up too. Being timid and cute gets old after a while. Hey if a chick has guts to come up to me and ask me to hangout, I probably will pending on my judgment of her. But usually guys just dont ask girls they think are super hot because they feel they are out of their league, only to later learn she had the hots for them. It is probably the most disappointing feeling ever.[/quote]

hmmmm.... well, I am super hot. Maybe that's why nobody talks to me.... :cheeky-sm

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[quote=GMScud;306054][IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s274/gmscud/animated291-2.gif[/IMG][/quote]

hahaaaa

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LOL hope that cat didn't have claws

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[quote=GMScud;306054][IMG]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s274/gmscud/animated291-2.gif[/IMG][/quote]


poor baby!

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[quote=hooskins;306055]its actually sexy as hell when a girl steps up too. Being timid and cute gets old after a while. Hey if a chick has guts to come up to me and ask me to hangout, I probably will pending on my judgment of her. But usually guys just dont ask girls they think are super hot because they feel they are out of their league, only to later learn she had the hots for them. It is probably the most disappointing feeling ever.[/quote]

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree there. When my fiancee is overtly sexual and super self-confident, NOTHING is sexier. She's been working her ass off at the gym and tanning and she's smoking hot now.

She runs around the house at night in underwear only. SELF CONFIDENCE = the sexiest trait in a woman.

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[quote=12thMan;306050]That's cool, Hessy. But if I ever see you out, don't try to be 'friendly':)[/quote]

Of course I'll be friendly!! .... Anyone going to Gold Cup this weekend!?? I'll be there!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306067]Yeah, I'm going to have to agree there. When my fiancee is overtly sexual and super self-confident, NOTHING is sexier. She's been working her ass off at the gym and tanning and she's smoking hot now.

She runs around the house at night in underwear only. SELF CONFIDENCE = the sexiest trait in a woman.[/quote]

enjoy it while it lasts....

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306067]Yeah, I'm going to have to agree there. When my fiancee is overtly sexual and super self-confident, NOTHING is sexier. She's been working her ass off at the gym and tanning and she's smoking hot now.

She runs around the house at night in underwear only. SELF CONFIDENCE = the sexiest trait in a woman.[/quote]

Thank you, I am glad I'm not alone there.

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[quote=hesscl34;306070]enjoy it while it lasts....[/quote]

Oh, it'll last. If it's lasted for nine years, it'll keep on, keeping on. :biggthump

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306075]Oh, it'll last. If it's lasted for nine years, it'll keep on, keeping on. :biggthump[/quote]

No silly, I meant her hard body... haha...