Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[quote=JoeRedskin;314102]Yeah, they were stopping everybody driving on that particular sidewalk.

That's profiling.

And that's just wrong.[/quote]

What the HELL is this country coming to when a little innocent sidewalk excursion in your Maserati..........is .............TABOO??????

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;313984]How come it's blatantly obvious that most of these underage actors are drunk, yet they never get busted for THAT.[/QUOTE]
I was wondering that myself. Also, how is it that these bars don't lose their liquor licenses?

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Because famous people are more important than us.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Not only more important but also better in every sense of the word. I've heard that famous poo even has a rose-like fragrance and their sweat tastes like Vitamin Water.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a celebrity to crap on me!

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

First of all congradulations Malcolm ! No bullshit ! Been married for 8 months and I love it! Second you and Art THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS. Wasn't she like 15 when she wen't to rehab the first time ? These kids get drunk and plastered yet not one club/bar loses a license ? I really don't understand that. This girl has been drunk for the past 5 years and nothing has happened. Every month it's a new photo from a new club at a new party for another new news story about some old shit. Yet and still the club is still open for the next new photo and the .... I have work to do but you get the point. Damn I should've been an actor.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Well, looks like here we go again. If true, she's just destroying her life. Sad, really

[url=http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070724/ap_en_mo/people_lindsay_lohan_arrest]Lohan booked on suspicion of DUI - Yahoo! News[/url]

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

haha, just posted this in the SHFT one minute after you. Fits better here.

That is funny. What an idiot.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

They should throw her ass in the slammer...

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=BDBohnzie;332349]They should throw her ass in the slammer...[/QUOTE]
Then she could star in the remake of the 1970's classic Caged Heat.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Wow. Felony coke possesion. And it's not like she can say - gee, I don't know how it got into MY PANTS' POCKET.

What a frigging idiot. She may actually end up doing some serious time on this one - not the 30 day catch and release the did on Hilton.

Then again, WHY DO I CARE?!?!? I admit it, I don't understand my own fascination with these dumb ass celebutantes (Hilton, Lohan, Simpson, Spears). AM I THAT SHALLOW???

Yes. Yes I am.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes. Respect for the Duff

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

ON a similar note, my coworker just read that Britney Spears might be pregnant again, so there's that.

Perhaps this deserves it's own thread.

Edit: This might have been reported in jest.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

DO WHAT?!?!?
[IMG]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070724/i/r339353915.jpg?[/IMG]

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[quote=SmootSmack;332362]You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes. Respect for the Duff[/quote]was hillary duff nearly as famous as the rest of these clowns though? I think being so famous gets to their heads a little. Dumb bitches.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;332365]ON a similar note, my coworker just read that Britney Spears might be pregnant again, so there's that.

Perhaps this deserves it's own thread.[/QUOTE]

Good news. One more doomed kid. I don't think the world has enough of them.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;332368][IMG]http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070724/i/r339353915.jpg?[/IMG][/QUOTE]

A - You did what with my coke??

B - It's illegal to do what?

C - And you are.....?

D - I could end up where?

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

The only reason these other girls are more well known is because of their "extra-curricular acitivities" Apart from that, Duff is just as famous as any of the rest of the them. Lizze McGuire. What!

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

I honestly don't know why guys find her attractive. She's above average if you're walking down the street, but she's definately not hot by Hollywood standards. I guess I've never been into the whole "ginger kids" look. My ass crack could be made to look hot if it had a personal makeup artist and an airbrush.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;332391] My ass crack could be made to look hot if it had a personal makeup artist and an airbrush.[/QUOTE]

A mental picture I did not need right after lunch.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[quote=SmootSmack;332383]The only reason these other girls are more well known is because of their "extra-curricular acitivities" Apart from that, Duff is just as famous as any of the rest of the them. Lizze McGuire. What![/quote]
If you say so, but it always seemed to me that lindsey was winning the debates on who is more famous between her and duff. Obviously britney was bigger than both of them combined times 10. But the only reason paris is famous is for the reasons described.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

nice mug shot too

[url=http://www.yahoo.com/s/635221]Lindsay Lohan on Yahoo! News Photos[/url]

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Maybe they should commemorate her room as the "Lohan" suite. After all, she stays there pretty much full time now........

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

man this chick is a mess

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Train Wreck....any suprise?

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

I'm going to go rent parent trap and reminisce.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Good grief. When people that have addictive personalities have access to money and cocaine, they certainly can put on quite a show.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

WOW..... what a shocker?

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

I'm sure a lot of us at her age weren't exactly prizes either, but damn call this girl a cab or rent a limo already.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[quote=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;332391]My ass crack could be made to look hot if it had a personal makeup artist and an airbrush.[/quote]

LOL My ass crack looks hot...because it's always sweaty.

[uncomfortable silence]

I'm sorry.

SmootSmack, that's the second time you've referenced Duff in this thread. You're in love, I can tell.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=Mattyk72;332547]I'm sure a lot of us at her age weren't exactly prizes either, but damn call this girl a cab or rent a limo already.[/QUOTE]

Her parents aren't exactly the best role models for her either. You can only hope she grows out of it a la Drew Barrymore

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[quote=SmootSmack;332552]Her parents aren't exactly the best role models for her either. You can only hope she grows out of it a la Drew Barrymore[/quote]

True. I was watching something the other day on her Mom and she's just as big of a partier if not more. Great example to set.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

well her dad was on larry king live last night and he seemed to really care for her and is willing to turn her around.
I know everyone says the same thing and it seems to be popular to complain that this is in the nightly news but REALLLY this took up a lot of cnn's time last night and i am sure a lot of other new's stations as well. I mean, we have a lot more to worry about than this. When there are democratic elect debates happening less than 24 hours before, i think that this should be a side note... not the headline story of the night.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[quote=FRPLG;332370]Good news. One more doomed kid. I don't think the world has enough of them.[/quote]
I don't know if I'd go as far as saying she's doomed. The good news is she has money and we as tax payers don't have to pay for her rehab.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Good news, the last thing we need is another druggie sucking up our tax money, since we already do such a great job at getting people cleaned up and the help/resources they need.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

I swear if this girl gets out of rehab and still has her license there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this world !

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=MonkFan4Life;332755]I swear if this girl gets out of rehab and still has her license there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with this world ![/QUOTE]

Out of rehab? She should go to jail. 6 Months and 5 years probation. She was in a f*cking car chase for crissakes and then had coke in her pocket. As Matty said, she is a "chicken head."

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

FRPLG believe me I agree with you. This woman has been hit with DUI's before she was at the legal age to drink. I remember before I got my license that I got a ticket for speeding as well as one for driving on a lerners permit without someone with me. Then after I got my license I got a speeding ticket in Cheverly ( AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THAT PLACE 25 MPH's DOWN A FREAKING HILL ? ARE YOU SERIOUS ?) anyway, after that my license was suspended. She has DU-Friggin I's and she's driving the next day ? Honestly, now I could be wrong but still. Rehab for the crap she's done and that's it ? Come on now. She should see jail time but I'm figuring that she'ss see about as much jail time as I have in my life,...none! Which I agree, is a shame. Honestly I hope she doesn't go because it'll be Paris Hilton all over again and my nerves cannot take that again.

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

Some interesting truth from somebody that apparently knows. If you have 10minutes, it's worth the listen

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bbaRyDLMvA]YouTube - Ferguson Speaks From The Heart[/url]

Re: Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

[QUOTE=724Skinsfan;332550]LOL My ass crack looks hot...because it's always sweaty.

[uncomfortable silence]

I'm sorry.

SmootSmack, that's the second time you've referenced Duff in this thread. You're in love, I can tell.[/QUOTE]

Cadet Kelly! What!!

Seriously though, I have a couple of cousins who are in their pre-teen to early teen years and they're always telling me about all these teenage celebrities they like to follow and it just seems like Hillary is a better "influence" than say Lindsay.

Though I was kind of surprised to see her gracing the latest cover of Maxim or Stuff or whatever it was. It was kind of disturbing actually