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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;325976]Bill Maas and Gm should party together.[/quote]

Damn Quake, that's harsh! I don't get down like Maas...

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[quote=GMScud;326052]Damn Quake, that's harsh! I don't get down like Maas...[/quote]


Maybe you should try. You two could play "hide the blunt"

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;326054]Maybe you should try. You two could play "hide the blunt"[/quote]
that sounds really gay. and bill maas is a tool, plain and simple

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[quote=dmek25;326103]that sounds really gay. and bill maas is a tool, plain and simple[/quote]
Good morning D! Check your PM's, I sent you one last week

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Crazy news, I blame it on the 27 yr. old. She probably got him into all of it & the p...y was too good for him to resist.

Since this is a Skins site, I'll try to look at this as some sort of cosmic shift, a sort of karma table-turning. I don't wish bad luck on Bill Maas, he gave the skins mgmt. a hard time but really you couldn't blame him. I'm just looking at this as some sign of change for the 07 season. Hope Bill gets off lightly, but I'm just grasping here for anything that signals success for us & I'll start w/no Bill Maas on sundays.

Do you think the Danny hired a really hot 27 year old to move in w/Maas & bring in all the drugs & guns? It was a slow offseason.

If this chick isn't hot, I'll really lose respect for Maas!

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Bill Maas is the sole reason why I know where my mute button is located on my tv remote control. I have wished upon every shooting star, four leaf clover, loose eyelash, birthday candle, etc to whatever higher powers out there that would take the time to listen to my pleas to remove him from the Fox broadcast booth. Thanks for being an idiot both inside and outside the booth Maas!

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damn, this guy was looking for a party huh?

What a dumbass.

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These guys amaze me. What a friggin idiot. Probably uses that shit to entice little girls to hang out with him...complete loser.

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What a knucklehead. First of all, forget about the pot, but for the life of me, I can't understand why he didn't at least call Tank Johnson to get something a little heavier than a .22!! Stupid No-Mass!!!

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You would think he would've calmly said no to a search of the car if he had all that shit.

Whatever, this is some flare for the most boring offseason in history. I'm dying right now.

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Maybe we can sign up Maas for some team radio or TV work. I bet he'd come cheap.

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[quote=Mattyk72;326183]Maybe we can sign up Maas for some team radio or TV work. I bet he'd come cheap.[/quote]Vet min?

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[quote=GTripp0012;326185]Vet min?[/quote]

plus incentives ;)

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No Maas, por favor.

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[QUOTE=12thMan;326181]What a knucklehead. First of all, forget about the pot, but for the life of me, I can't understand why he didn't at least call Tank Johnson to get something a little heavier than a .22!! Stupid No-Mass!!![/QUOTE]


LOL, I was thinking the exact same thing. I have a Hi Point .45 automatic in my truck (it's 100% legal here), and it's nice and heavy...it's a man's gun. Why bring a little pea shooter like a .22...are you just wanting to piss someone off? If someone shoots me with a .22, 1- it may bounce off, 2, it's not going to stop me, but it will get me amazingly pissed off and come after you with everything I have. Get a freakin glock or something! You could unload your entire clip of .22's and it won't kill anyone, and it may not hurt them very much either.

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[quote=djnemo65;325643]Always hated the guy as an announcer but now it's looking like I was completely wrong about him. Dude gets down.[/quote]

With powder and e pills he really knows how to get down.

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[QUOTE=Grim21Reaper;325711]There is a 1000% chance that he will never work for Fox again.

Was he meeting Irvin somewhere?[/QUOTE]

hahahaha was he meeting Irvin? I love it!

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With 6 grams of blow, I could probably get two chicks to double up on a dude like me.

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[quote=70Chip;326320]With 6 grams of blow, I could probably get two chicks to double up on a dude like me.[/quote]

Shit, for six grams of blow, I'll double up on you!

Re: Bill Maas Arrested
 

[QUOTE=GMScud;325937]Makes me think of my buddy Tom. The guy is pretty much the handiest dude I've ever met. He knows how to do anything. Need something fixed? Call Tom. Wanna go fishing? Call Tom. Wanna go huntin'? Call Tom. Wanna shoot guns for the hell of it? Call Tom. Wanna cook a phenomenal meal? Call Tom. But the man is SO COUNTRY it's funny. Drives an F-350 and lives in the STICKS. HAHAHA. Loves him some NASCAR too...

And just to keep it on the Bill Maas topic, Tom has never gotten a DUI or gotten busted for ecstacy.[/QUOTE]

LOL! I'll tell ya time and time again, and it's very true! A country boy can survive!

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[quote=Mattyk72;326190]plus incentives ;)[/quote]


What kind of incentives?

Good Beahvior clause?

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well at least we wont have to listen to him this year when we get FOX 3 or 4 team to do our games this year.

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Here's your mugshot

[url]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9123/maasil8.jpg[/url]

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they both look like they are stoned

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Oh yeah, they both definitely look like they're own something. Is she topless? :D

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She looks pretty good for a mugshot. Bring on those pills naughty girl!

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;327225]Here's your mugshot

[url]http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9123/maasil8.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Nice...at least she wasn't some mega-dog. Too many times these guys are caught with women that need to be put down. Just like Hugh Grant and that hooker. LOL. And he was doing one of the best looking women this world has ever seen in Elizabeth Hurley.

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jsarno, i agree. what was Grant thinking? i love me some Liz Hurley:)

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[QUOTE=dmek25;327498]jsarno, i agree. what was Grant thinking? i love me some Liz Hurley:)[/QUOTE]

I have no clue what he was thinking...who would you rather have:
[url=http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/set/3881/9grant_hugh.html]9grant_hugh[/url]


or


[url]http://www.vegasmagazine.com/2005/06/01/images/feature1_mainimg.jpg[/url]

Wow, hugh was a dumbass!

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;325810]Fair enough. I disagree completely on the driver critique and I'm probably the only Stewart fan on this site it seems but let's get back to Maas[/QUOTE]

i hate it for maas but your not the only stewart fan in here.....it,s ok it comes with the territory,lol

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[QUOTE=birdz4gibbs;328329]i hate it for maas but your not the only stewart fan in here.....it,s ok it comes with the territory,lol[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the board!

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;328331]Welcome to the board![/QUOTE]

glad to be here.....

thanks..

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[QUOTE=birdz4gibbs;328329]i hate it for maas but your not the only stewart fan in here.....it,s ok it comes with the territory,lol[/QUOTE]


Oh, he's quite aware of that...in fact there are more stewart fans here than anyone else more than likely.
That's an idea SS, why not start a poll about who you're a fan of.

Welcome to the site.

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Going for the trifecta!

[url=http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=4274780&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1]MyFox Kansas City | Fmr. Chief Maas Carried Loaded Gun Into Airport[/url]

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This just shows, yet again, what a complete idiot this guy is.

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You can't fix stupid.

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[quote=SmootSmack;348054]Going for the trifecta!

[URL="http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=4274780&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1"]MyFox Kansas City | Fmr. Chief Maas Carried Loaded Gun Into Airport[/URL][/quote]

The Commish should suspend him for the whole year! Oh wait...

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I just found this, but I haven't read much yet. Could be funny.

[url=http://nobillmaas.blogspot.com/]No Maas![/url]

Edit, looks like they need to update

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Man something is seriously wrong with him!

What's the over/under this guy turning up dead somewhere?

I'll give him 2.5 years.

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;348279]Man something is seriously wrong with him!

What's the over/under this guy turning up dead somewhere?

I'll give him 2.5 years.[/QUOTE]

I bet that in 2 years the LAPD finds Maas and Lindsay Lohan dead due to asphyxiation in a car parked in a garage. I think it will happen when they pull the car in to shoot up and forget to kill the engine.

(If this actually happens I'll be scared.)