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[quote=12thMan;436359]This is totally a prank. SBF usually says stuff like, I'll break "yer" nose or hey
"feller"...and no offense SBF but you seem to be using more commas these days:)[/quote]
I thought he only talked like that when he was drunk?

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SBF should be banned however, look at all his posts today. They are all just recipes.

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Some Scripps executives have been my clients. I run a limo bisiness on the side here in jersey. i think they own Food Network. We should hire one as our GM. LOL

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[quote=Lady Brave;436361]I thought he only talked like that when he was drunk?[/quote]

I think it is safe to assume he is usually drunk when he posts.

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[QUOTE=hooskins;436364]SBF should be banned however, look at all his posts today. They are all just recipes.[/QUOTE]

like i need a 20 yr old to told me what to do

peace

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LB, what appliance would you use to mercilessly beat a TV exec about the face and neck if he insulted your cooking?

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If this is not a 4-1 deal, get a net

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[quote=SammyBaughFan;436367]like i need a 20 yr old to told me what to do

peace[/quote]

This is total bullshit! Hahaha I love how they're wearing the whole BBQ thing on their sleeves today. It's a damn good imperonation though.

I maintain, until I see a few 'yers' in there I won't believe it's SBF.

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[QUOTE=SammyBaughFan;436344][B]I would never lay my hands on a woman unless she deserved it.[/B] But no, the producer was a guy and he deserved every punch he got.

Peace,
Mike[/QUOTE]


That phrase should only be said while wearing a BBQ sauce stained wife beater. And standing outside a trailer home. Other than that, it's completely unacceptable.

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sweep the leg!

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[QUOTE=SammyBaughFan;436231]Since you're talking about food, you might enjoy one of my new recipes.

1 small over stuffer chicken, cooked and deboned
5 burrito sized flour tortilla wraps
1 bottle barbeque sauce of choice
1 bottle blue cheese dressing of choice
1 head of lettuce, shredded
1 tomato, thinly sliced
hot sauce

Pull the chicken into shreds with clean hands and place in a bowl or ziploc bag. Pour 1 bottle of barbeque sauce on top of it. Add ten drops of hotsauce into this and stir.
Heat wraps for ten second in microwave.

Place lettuce on wrap and two tomato slices. Spoon 1/5 of chicken mixture on top of lettuce and tomato. Cover with blue cheese dressing and fold in the two sides.

Fold the unfolded sides so that the two ends meet and tuck one into the other.

Cut in half and enjoy![/QUOTE]

that sounds so GD good!

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Ok... let's see here... return of PWNED, SBF and some bizarre offffffiss character... Coincidence?

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[quote=PWNED;436374]sweep the leg![/quote]

Wan;t that Schneed's auto sig a long time ago??

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Appearantly Offis and SBF have either been banned for life or they're on a very long vacation and can't come on here and bitch and moan...but PWNED...no one has nailed this character down yet?

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;436377]Ok... let's see here... return of PWNED, SBF and some bizarre offffffiss character... Coincidence?[/quote]

[IMG]http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5222/pwnedkr8.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;436369]LB, what appliance would you use to mercilessly beat a TV exec about the face and neck if he insulted your cooking?[/quote]
If a good bludgeoning is in order and I need some weight behind it, I would have to go with a large crock pot.

For the lighter work, I would be inclined to use a George Foreman grill.

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[quote=12thMan;436378]Wan;t that Schneed's auto sig a long time ago??[/quote]

maybe, but its without a doubt the way to defeat SBF.

or was that wrong?

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[quote=BleedBurgundy;436377]Ok... let's see here... return of PWNED, SBF and some bizarre offffffiss character... Coincidence?[/quote]
Yeah, we're having some sort of weird reunion here lately. All we need is for paulskinsfan to make an appearance and everything will be complete.

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paulskinsfan is locked in SBFs basement and is putting the lotion on its skin.

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[quote=Lady Brave;436384]If a good bludgeoning is in order and I need some weight behind it, I would have to go with a large crock pot.

For the lighter work, I would be inclined to use a George Foreman grill.[/quote]

Good call on the GF! It's like an extension of my body. When there's trouble a...brewin' down on the cellblock. I grab my GF (4-burger model) and, it is on!
Naturally, I save the family meat burner for...like jail break...........or a

[B]woman unless she deserved it[/B]

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[quote=PWNED;436389]paulskinsfan is locked in SBFs basement and is putting the lotion on its skin.[/quote]

Now there's a name I haven't seen in a while....Paulskinsfan.

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[quote=SammyBaughFan;436367]like i need a 20 yr old [B]to told me[/B] what to do

peace[/quote]

Ah there is the grammar I have come to love.

Your posts are way off topic and annoying. This thread can be an exception but look at all your other posts. There is a reason why your posts were put back to zero, I just wish our mods were a bit harsher.

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[QUOTE=hooskins;436399]Ah there is the grammar I have come to love.

Your posts are way off topic and annoying. This thread can be an exception but look at all your other posts. There is a reason why your posts were put back to zero, I just wish our mods were a bit harsher.[/QUOTE]

May the lord bless you

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What the heck is going on with this thread?? Looks like a thread hell candidate

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;436403]What the heck is going on with this thread?? Looks like a thread hell candidate[/QUOTE]and yet it remains...

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What about the cheese??? What about Danny Snyder???? What about TV execs on BBQ shows and blenders? Wha????

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?

;)

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[quote=SammyBaughFan;436340]Thanks. But what is your problem? What "antics" are you referring to? I hope you're joking. I'm dealing with a lot right now. I'm facing up to 54 months in prison right now because I broke the guy's nose and jaw with the base of a blender and the prosecutors are calling it assault with a deadly weapon. If a man insults you, you should have the right to handle it like a man and pummel the hell out of him (even if he lands in the hospital for 10 days).

Peace and love,
Mike[/quote]


Peace and love...? LOL

If a man insults you I wouldn't recommend just pummeling the heck out of that person ......the other real man walks away and laughs their butt off!

Now if a person where to cross the line and turn things into a physical altercation, then you protect yourself and knuckle it up IF need be. Pretty plain and simple on that one for me. But thats why we have a legal system & jails that are slammed, Oh well do the crime do the time.

Anyway, back to the thread! Hey cheez man any luck catching up with your old friend Danny boy. If you guys went out for lunch today, you'll have to keep us posted on how the reunion went AND all the moves the Redskins are going to make in the draft.....of course unless that is Top Secret?

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz;436404]and yet it remains...[/QUOTE]

I'm going to give everyone a chance to bring this back on topic, though I don't even know what the topic is.

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The topic has to do with the fact that Gene Parmesan is by far the greatest private eye in the WORLD (or at least in parts of Southern California)

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I smell BS

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[quote=SmootSmack;436407]I'm going to give everyone a chance to bring this back on topic, though I don't even know what the topic is.[/quote]

I'm tryin SS....LOL

Anyway, back to the thread! Hey cheez man any luck catching up with your old friend Danny boy. If you guys went out for lunch today, you'll have to keep us posted on how the reunion went AND all the moves the Redskins are going to make in the draft.....of course unless that is Top Secret?

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I'm moving this to the Parking Lot, Next stop...Hell

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I hate April Fools Day

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[QUOTE=Redskin;436409]I smell BS[/QUOTE]

Nope, it's cheese.

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I think this is the most fantastical thread ever.

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I'm sick of it too. So whoever GeneParmesan is, they better just fess up now.

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[quote=SmootSmack;436412]I'm moving this to the Parking Lot, Next stop...Hell[/quote]

This is a move in the right direction. The next move is your best option. This thread is not only horrible but has to be a joke, I hope?

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[QUOTE=SmootSmack;436417]I'm sick of it too. So whoever GeneParmesan is, they better just fess up now.[/QUOTE]

Clearly, this is matty's alter-ego/evil twin.

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[IMG]http://blog.cleveland.com/pdextra/2007/12/medium_martin.jpg[/IMG]

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That pic is so random AMD. I lol'd.