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[quote=sandtrapjack;462841]A guy walks into a Dayton bar with a Rotweiler by his side. The dog is wearing a Washington Redskins jersey and helmet, and is festooned with Redskins pom pons. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The guy begs him: "Look, I'm desperate. We're both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the Redskins receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar, and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if the Redskins score a touchdown?"

The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years."[/quote]
The punch line should read:

I don't know I got the dog after Washington stomped Dallas last year!

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[quote=BlueBlaze;463230]I think you forgot about.......

Dexter Manley
[B]Kenny Wright[/B]
[B]Albert Connell[/B]
Tony Peters
Barry Wilburn
Timmy Smith
Sean Taylor (RIP)
Frank Wychek
[B]Fred Smoot[/B]

I'm pretty sure there are 1 or 2 that I missed.[/quote]I don't think these were with us when they had their troubles. KW was in Cleveland(i think), Connell in NO and Smoot in Minn. I wouldn't count these just like I wouldn't count Pacmans. As far as the other guys, I'm not sure when they got into trouble

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What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar!

What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief!

Why was Jim Zorn upset when the Redskins playbook was stolen?
He wasn't finished coloring in it yet!

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These are getting dumb now.

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[QUOTE=DirtyLandry;463544]Cowboys fans hated TO...until TO joined thier team. You should see the dallas fans at camp light up like a fat kid at dunkin donuts when TO walks out. [/QUOTE]I know exactly what you mean. Your fan base did the same thing for Deion Sanders. At least Dallas got a quality player out of the deal. Your boys got OUR sloppy seconds. LOL!!

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[QUOTE=firstdown;463743]The punch line should read:

I don't know I got the dog after Washington stomped Dallas last year in a MEANINGLESS game for them![/QUOTE] That's a little more reality.