Re: Ask ME anything.
 

What was the deal with Bertrand Russell?

Do you hold with premillinielism or postmillinielism?

Was William Randolph Hearst really responsinble for the Spanish American War??

If California crumbles into the sea, will you go back to Annandale?

Is dissent still patriotic?

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;542094]I wouldn't if I were you. Why? you may ask: well, did you ever see Apocolypse Now?

The journey that is Question 3 is much like a PBR travelling up the Nung River on an assassination mission, which is actually nothing more than a decent into maddness (and not the basketball-related kind). Along the way you'll come across many characters: a tightly wrapped chef from New Orleans; a surfer from SoCal; a young guy from the Bronx, not sure if he's a man or still just a boy; and at least a couple of confused Redskins fans. "I thought you was a Mod" they'll shout as you try to figure out just who's in charge of the situation.
Along the path allies will turn into enemies, simple questions will open the door to the darkness that hides in a man's soul, and you'll find you have wasted a lot of your day. Yes, you may fall for the simple beauty of Question 3, and you may learn to love it, but in the end you'll have to ask yourself what is the nature of truth, and where can you find old zubazz pants. You'll know what true sacrifice is but you may not know if it's worth the price, much like trading away a ton of draft picks for Cutler, thus rewarding his whininess.

My God, I haven't thought of ?3 in so long... The horror... [I]the horror...[/I][/quote]


You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=FRPLG;542421]"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."[/quote]

Classic stuff.

...btw this BrudLee strikes me as a moderator oracle type...who is he again?

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=The Goat;542551]Classic stuff.

...btw this BrudLee strikes me as a moderator oracle type...who is he again?[/quote]

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas... "

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=GMScud;542398]An esoteric turn, indeed.

I want to know the truth about "you know who." (Even though I have no clue who "who" is).[/quote]

The truth has been revealed...

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=FRPLG;542348]"Distinguished" could mean so many things.

Carrot Top is "distinguished" in that he is an f'n freak that looks like no other and probably scares small children.[/quote]

Let me clarify.

I often introduce my region as "the Senator from Indiana".

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=jamf;542402]Do you pee in the shower?[/quote]

I won't say I haven't, but I endeavor to take care of business before entering.

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=jamf;542409]Has the sight of a man ever made you sexually aroused? Smooty doesn't count, he is a sexy bitch....[/quote]

The sight of a man has never aroused me sexually. In fact, when I have to sleep with men (for cigarettes and such), I have to think of beautiful women to perform.

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=jamf;542413]Have you ever tucked your "package" between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?[/quote]

Of course. Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. It insults us all.

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542491]What HAS SmootSmack done with TAFKAS??????[/quote]

I can guarantee you that SmootSmack has pleasured TAFKAS with his hands, and vice versa.

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=BrudLee;542584]Let me clarify.

I often introduce my region as "the Senator from Indiana".[/quote]

Okay, that was funny.

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=70Chip;542505]What was the deal with Bertrand Russell?

Do you hold with premillinielism or postmillinielism?

Was William Randolph Hearst really responsinble for the Spanish American War??

If California crumbles into the sea, will you go back to Annandale?

Is dissent still patriotic?[/quote]

Bertrand Russell is owed a debt of thanks by every soul on the planet. He was one of the five greatest people to ever live, and I would pick three of the others from the Bible.

Premillennialism would almost be self-defeated, wouldn't it? I would say that if you forced me to self-identify, I would be a Revivalist Postmillennialism advocate.

Hearst didn't sink the Maine, which lit the spark. His papers certainly fanned the flames, but sinking the warship was the cause of the War.

If California sinks into the ocean, I'm sitting on a throne of money with Lex Luthor.

Vocal dissent by citizens is neither patriotic or unpatriotic, and it never was either of the two.


/dick joke

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares then why does he do it?

If I leave my 5 year old home alone will he foil 2 criminals?

When you close the fridge does the light actually turn off?

Do you know Matt Leinart personally cause Mark Sanchez does?

How old is 15 really?

Should the age of consent be lowered??

Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

If I give my dog a cheeseburger, will he now want to eat the cows at the farm next door?

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares then why does he do it?[/quote]
The same reason guys do anything - he believes it impresses the ladies.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]If I leave my 5 year old home alone will he foil 2 criminals?[/quote]
You'd better hope not. If you leave your 5 year old home alone, the two criminals are you and your wife/girlfriend/life partner.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]When you close the fridge does the light actually turn off?[/quote]
Yes. Don't feel bad though - your food can see in the dark.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]Do you know Matt Leinart personally, cause Mark Sanchez does?[/quote]
Curiously, I have a friend who lived in Tempe, so I've been in the same restaurant as Leinart twice. He seems like a nice enough guy, although I doubt he'll ever be a force in the league unless he can focus on the field as much as he does on the ladies.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]How old is 15 really?[/quote]
I'm not sure I like where this is going...

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]Should the age of consent be lowered??[/quote]
Nope. I don't like where this is going at all.

The unwritten law about "dating" people younger than you is half plus seven. Let's say you're twenty four. Half plus seven is 19. Could you date an 18 year old? It's a little desperate.
What if you're fifty? Half plus seven is thirty-two. A stretch? Perhaps. But thirty-one? C'mon, gramps.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?[/quote]
Because we are, as a nation, afraid of looking soft on substance abuse.

The rule should be eighteen for everything, including driving. It should also be harder to get a driver's license, and the penalties for DUI should revoke licenses for longer.

Re: Ask ME anything.
 

[quote=gibbsisgod;542654]If I give my dog a cheeseburger, will he now want to eat the cows at the farm next door?[/quote]

Your dog already wants to eat the cows next door. Those pointy teeth in his mouth aren't there to mince up carrots, you know.