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[quote=GhettoDogAllStars;584469]I hate urinals. [B]Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I always get splashback[/B] unless I'm really careful and aim for the hole in the drain. I don't know about you guys, but I don't like to concentrate so much when peeing. The only time I ever use urinals is when the stalls are full. I don't care what people think of me.

I also hate using my zipper. I just go for it and unbutton. Kinda frowned upon, which I guess is another reason for using stalls, but even when I have to use a urinal I still do it.

As for the middle urinal thing, I figured it was common knowledge. Even I know that, and I use stalls way more than urinals.[/quote]

Sometimes those damn urinal cakes cause some wicked splashback. It's like, great, I don't smell piss in the men's room, but I come out looking like I wet myself. Some trade off.

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The splashback is huge, another big problem for me. I drink a lot of water, so whenever I use the urinal there can be a bit of spashback. So actually I end up washing my hands longer, my face, and look at my hair, etc. Anything to help the drying process.

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It's amazing to me how many dudes aren't aware of this rule. I've been in the 10th urinal next to a wall with 9 other available urinals and some guy will walk in and take the one right next to me.

Unreal.

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When I built my office I put in a nice bathroom (like a large home's half bath) in the back of the office and had the walls insulated but the door is hollow and has about 1/2 inch gap by the floor. Also in the back is office supplies, fax/copier, and file cabnets. I have a small office with 3 other ladies that work here. Every time I go back to drop one it seems like they all need something from the back room just off the bath room. I mean I get in there and I hear someone at the files, someone sending a fax, and someone back there doing god knows what. Its like they are doing nothing and the minute I slide in there they are having a party just outside the door. When my wife worked here I ask her WTF was up with everyone in the back room when I'm in the bathroom so I got her to stop. Not sure how to ask an employee to stop.

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^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant.

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[quote=mredskins;585792]^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant.[/quote]
My buddy who work in construction some had the same deal. After blowing one out one morning the owner asked him if they could insulated the walls and add a better fan.LOL

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I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol

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[quote=hooskins;586444][B]I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. [/B]About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol[/quote]

Excessive backsplash?

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What do you do in this situation? This is the deal in my office:

Bathroom has 2 urinals and 2 stalls. You walk in and someone is at the urinal, do you take an empty stall or saddle up next to the other guy at the urinal? Just to add a twist, if you are at the urinal closest to the stalls, when the bathroom door opens people walking by can see in and see you at the urinal (why this has never been fixed is beyond me, been here 5 years and after numerous complaints nothing has been done, all that needs to be done is one of those divider things by the door :doh:).

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I hate that my crotch is always at sink height. Every time I wash my hands I end up looking like I took a piss while doing jumping jacks.

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[quote=Mattyk72;586472]What do you do in this situation? This is the deal in my office:

Bathroom has 2 urinals and 2 stalls. You walk in and someone is at the urinal, do you take an empty stall or saddle up next to the other guy at the urinal? Just to add a twist, if you are at the urinal closest to the stalls, when the bathroom door opens people walking by can see in and see you at the urinal (why this has never been fixed is beyond me, been here 5 years and after numerous complaints nothing has been done, all that needs to be done is one of those divider things by the door :doh:).[/quote]


Find a new job.

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^^ believe me I'm trying, not much out there right now

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OK, so I work at a university and the students just started back. I don't know what it is about this place that has the students look OVER the stalls to see if someone is using that particular stall. That's now happened to me at least a dozen times since I've been here.

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[quote=hooskins;586444]I just came back from the urinals and I am freaking pissed. About 4 people came and left while I went and washed my hands. Only 1 actually followed the laws..

I am so pissed...lol[/quote]

So you were watching "people" use the bathroom?

Unisex bathroom?

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[quote=Buster;586573]So you were watching "people" use the bathroom?

Unisex bathroom?[/quote]

lol you guys suck. I was in rage during my post and I didnt really think.

I saw dudes violating the man law. And no, I wasnt literally "pissed". My pants were dry. I was quite upset..lol

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Well allow me to throw in an interesting wrinkle. I can remember going to a Caps game yrs ago (late 70' or early 80's) and when I was taken to the bathroom (as a kid) I can remember the trough urinal. You walked up and pee'd on the wall. LOL. No dividers. I guess you either don't go, use the stall, or get seriously drunk so you don't care who's watching. LOL. ;)

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[quote=robh4413;586522]i hate that my crotch is always at sink height. Every time i wash my hands i end up looking like i took a piss while doing jumping jacks.[/quote]


ahahah!

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[quote=RobH4413;586522]I hate that my crotch is always at sink height. Every time I wash my hands I end up looking like I took a piss while doing jumping jacks.[/quote]

dude I have this problem all the time. No matter how careful I try to be I always seem to get water splattered all over the front of me. Then I have to wipe myself down until I can leave the bathroom without looking like I just pissed myself like a 2 year old. So annoying.

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[quote=SBXVII;590843]Well allow me to throw in an interesting wrinkle. I can remember going to a Caps game yrs ago (late 70' or early 80's) and when I was taken to the bathroom (as a kid) I can remember the trough urinal. You walked up and pee'd on the wall. LOL. No dividers. I guess you either don't go, use the stall, or get seriously drunk so you don't care who's watching. LOL. ;)[/quote]
I usually go with Option C in order to use the trough, but if I know it's a trough arrangement where I'm going, I make sure I get to the point where if I don't go now, it's going to run down my leg because at that point, I don't care if there's a webcam on my junk, I'm gonna go.

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The trough is still available at every PA Speedway men's room. Lincoln Speedway has the "best" one in turn four.

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Well the urinals all depend on how many folks are in there already but when I Take A Gangsta it's the middle stall all day long. And there cannot be anyone in the bathroom when I originaly go in there. I really want to be alone at that time. I just dropped a serious one about 5 mins ago. Spagetti from dinner, and two Baked Chicken Breast smothered in Carmelized Onions, Doritos, and Root Beer smells like raw sewage coming out. I think the cleaning guys thought so too. The said something in Spanish but one guys tarted out with Good Lord ! I really thought the poor sap who just wanted to change his clothes in peace didn't deserve to walk into my office while I was laying a couple of employees off because I don't do Curteousy Flushes often. It's all about intimidation for me. I don't want anyone next to me dropping a deuce because they are always loud like they are at home. I F'n hate that. All loud, straining loud, I mean really letting everyone know that you are putting in some serious work today. I really don't care how tough this is for you and I don't need to know. It's bad enough that I'm in here sitting on the toilet suffering, I don't need yours messing up my mantra.

Anyway, just wanted to rant. By the way, is it bad to smell your own farts ? I don't think so. It's a good way to determine if you'll need to hit the can soon or not. Kinda like the way they predice Earthquakes or Volcanic Eruptions. You know when it's almost time.

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lol dude you've gotta give a courtesy flush

I can't count how many times I've walked into the men's room and immediately turned around and walked out due to the death stench. There's no way I'm gonna stand in that stink to take a leak. I'll either hold it or find another bathroom.

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Well that's the thing. IF they are not scared off then I'll give the courtesy flush but to start off. NO. I can't smell it so I don't really know how much it stinks until someone comes in and I hear the soles of their feet against the floor as the twist to walk right back out the door. From time to time you'll hear a comment which like lighting your own BBQ makes you feel like a man when we were Cro Magnon. It's like a dog pissing on a hydrant, this is MY territory.

Isn't it the absolute worst when the toilet seat covers fall into the water while you're preparing to sit down. I mean of all the things !

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If your dingo won't so small you wouldn't worry about what urinal everyone was using.

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Ok, Ive got one. You are in the stall, Doing the ole #2. And not just any #2, The kind you have after eating Cici's buffalo chicken pizza the night before. Someone walks in, Do you try to hold in the fireworks for a moment? In my workplace our locker room is in the same room divided by a short hallway. I try to quite down the festivities so I don't make the other person either laugh or make a rude comment. When they do, I cant help but get the giggles like a little school girl.

Of course, if its real bad, you know, 7th circle of hell bad, and you just want something to put the fire out, I don't care if I sound like a marching band in there. If its just a noisy session without the flames, well, I try to be respectful.

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Not urinal related but...

We have 2 shower stalls in our locker room. Myself and 1 other person kind of have our designated showers. we are actually the only ones who use them. Mine has a curtain and mat that I purchased,the other guy uses what the company provides. Our shifts end about an hour apart so we have somewhat of a buffer there. Anyway, I am in there one evening, just getting out of the shower when my boss walks in and wants to have a conversation. HELLLOOOO. I am butt naked and you have to talk to me now? Serious foul IMO.

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NOW THIS IS FUNNY

I worked for this a$$ and we had a ware house area then his office area and bathrooms. Well above the office and bathroom area was storage. Well one day while I was up there I noticed the bathroom vent hose that went from the floor to the ceiling and then a few minutes latter I notice an AC vent in my bosses office that was never hooked up. So I got a ladder and disconected the hose from the ceiling and hooked it up to the AC vent over my bosses desk. So now everytime some would go the bathroom and cut on the vent it ran right into his office. Our boss would come running out of his office and say stuff like you guys are rank or someone need to go to the doctor. It was best when he had someone in his office so they would think it was him stinking up the office. This went on for a month and when I quit I told him what I did as I was driving off.

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OMG firstdown that is HILARIOUS !!!!! You shouldn't have told him. Just let it ride.

gibbsisgood I have an answer to your dilema. I have that problem myself usually if I have a lot of vegetables, oatmeal, Chipotle, pizza, or anything that usually is a catalyst for Taking A Gangsta, a violent gansta if you will. Squidder as my cousins used to call this particular type of deuce. You flush as the wave is hitting you. Therefore hiding the sound but if you time it wrong then the echo can be quite embarrasing. We have the industrial suck your ass in type pressure here so it's so loud that it hides the sound and the cool water relieves the steaming hot pain that you are dealing with because of this kind of Poo.

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@MonkFan4Life - thanks for turning it up a notch. I've got tears...

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;590984]Well that's the thing. IF they are not scared off then I'll give the courtesy flush but to start off. NO. I can't smell it so I don't really know how much it stinks until someone comes in and I hear the soles of their feet against the floor as the twist to walk right back out the door. From time to time you'll hear a comment which like lighting your own BBQ makes you feel like a man when we were Cro Magnon. It's like a dog pissing on a hydrant, this is MY territory.

Isn't it the absolute worst when the toilet seat covers fall into the water while you're preparing to sit down. I mean of all the things ![/quote]

You can't smell it? C'mon, when you're droppin a nasty one you KNOW when it stinks to high hell. All shit stinks, it's just a matter of how bad.

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[quote=firstdown;591001]NOW THIS IS FUNNY

I worked for this a$$ and we had a ware house area then his office area and bathrooms. Well above the office and bathroom area was storage. Well one day while I was up there I noticed the bathroom vent hose that went from the floor to the ceiling and then a few minutes latter I notice an AC vent in my bosses office that was never hooked up. So I got a ladder and disconected the hose from the ceiling and hooked it up to the AC vent over my bosses desk. So now everytime some would go the bathroom and cut on the vent it ran right into his office. Our boss would come running out of his office and say stuff like you guys are rank or someone need to go to the doctor. It was best when he had someone in his office so they would think it was him stinking up the office. This went on for a month and when I quit I told him what I did as I was driving off.[/quote]

That's pretty damn funny

:laughing2

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;591007]OMG firstdown that is HILARIOUS !!!!! You shouldn't have told him. Just let it ride.

gibbsisgood I have an answer to your dilema. I have that problem myself usually if I have a lot of vegetables, oatmeal, Chipotle, pizza, or anything that usually is a catalyst for Taking A Gangsta, a violent gansta if you will. Squidder as my cousins used to call this particular type of deuce. You flush as the wave is hitting you. Therefore hiding the sound but if you time it wrong then the echo can be quite embarrasing. We have the industrial suck your ass in type pressure here so it's so loud that it hides the sound and the cool water relieves the steaming hot pain that you are dealing with because of this kind of Poo.[/quote]

The only reason I told him is because I wanted him to know who pulled that prank on him and they were closing that office in a week anyways.

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Ok this thread has become required reading.

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[quote=MonkFan4Life;590984]Well that's the thing. IF they are not scared off then I'll give the courtesy flush but to start off. NO. I can't smell it so I don't really know how much it stinks until someone comes in and I hear the soles of their feet against the floor as the twist to walk right back out the door. From time to time you'll hear a comment which like lighting your own BBQ makes you feel like a man when we were Cro Magnon. It's like a dog pissing on a hydrant, this is MY territory.

Isn't it the absolute worst when the toilet seat covers fall into the water while you're preparing to sit down. I mean of all the things ![/quote]

Toilet seat covers? For real? I always wondered why they put those in the men's rooms. You must be the reason.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;586570]OK, so I work at a university and the students just started back. I don't know what it is about this place that has the students look OVER the stalls to see if someone is using that particular stall. That's now happened to me at least a dozen times since I've been here.[/quote]

It's those W&L kids man. Their noses are so high in the air, they couldn't imagine lowering their chins.

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[quote=Mattyk72;591017]You can't smell it? C'mon, when you're droppin a nasty one you KNOW when it stinks to high hell. All shit stinks, it's just a matter of how bad.[/quote]
I had one so bad I gagged myself.

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[quote=firstdown;591031]I had one so bad I gagged myself.[/quote]Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;591047]Nevermind, my little joke here may have crossed the line[/quote]
I think I could guess what you wanted to post.

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For all you stall Pissers, See my post:
[URL="http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/12180-f-public-toilet-pissers.html"]http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lot/12180-f-public-toilet-pissers.html[/URL]

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I thought of this thread last night while at the pub. I walked down the stairs to the bathroom and there were probably like 6 or 7 dudes all going to the same place at the same time. As we go through the door, it was like fighter jets in formation, each of us automatically went to alternating urinals, leaving a one pisser buffer in between. Just one of those things that no one is "taught," we all just know...