Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=12thMan;613366]Horny for zorny
Let us hope his wife still is
We as fans are not![/quote]

lol this one's a winner.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
cause otherwise not cool!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=GMScud;613363]I edited mine. I believe I'm now in compliance. :)[/quote]

Maybe if you just said

"F Snyderatto"

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

We begin again,
Another year,full of fear,
With Danny still here!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

football in DC
more of mediocrity
gives me the tourettes

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=skinsguy;613368]Crap! I've never even heard of Haiku until today. OK FINE! Let me begin yet again!

Five the first time fool,
seven the second line tool!
[B]otherwise not cool[/B]!

I'm from the old school,
Journey is still kind of cool,
wanna pet my mule?

Jack Kent Cook is dead,
and no, my name is not ned!
'Skins fans seeing red.

Skinsguy is a guy,
a guy who is really nice,
who drinks tea with ice,

he likes the Redskins,
who lose all the freakin' time,
does this have to rhyme?

So here is my five,
and here again my seven,
I'm going to lunch.[/quote]

Fixed

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Voting is needed
To find the best haikus here
Get this set up mods

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

"**** you dan snyder
**** you vinny cerrato
**** you head coach zorn"

Didn't make that one
stole poem from another site
use it anyway.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=RobH4413;613150]Joe gibbs left us this?
brian orakpo uses
all my syllables[/quote]
:laughing2

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=12thMan;613161]Same story, different year
Portis lost his second gear
Time for drunk thread with a beer.[/quote]
ahh the elusive 7-7-7 haikuu

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[quote=Angry;613354]^ I learned that from watching "Avatar The Last Airbender".[/quote]
I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade

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haiku fail retards
we learned these in 5th grade no?
I kid, I kid ha!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=tryfuhl;613628]I learned it from being awake in 2nd grade[/quote]


Maybe I should have written "Re-learned".

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we lost to the lions
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins

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All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
Andy Reid is still fatter
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!!

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=cdskins26;613707] [B]lost to the lions[/B]
looks like another great year
hail to the redskins[/quote]


fixed

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;613709]All smoke and mirrors
Nothing is quite as it seems
SKINS SUPER BOWL..............not!

FedEx filled with green
"Fly Eagles Fly" heard in stands
Monday night might suck.

Wade Phillips is fat
[B]Andy Reid is still fatter[/B]
Coughlin is a troll

I can't stop counting
All my thoughts, five seven five
Haikus must stop now!!!![/quote]

Fixed

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[quote=Angry;613712]Fixed[/quote]Ha, thanks. I fixed my post too. The creative juices were flowing fast than I could type.

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WTF? The RAIDERS beat the EAGLES and prepped them for US!
Now even ASIAN poetry is more entertaining!

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Vinny getting canned,
Why! Oh Why! We stay and wait,
The date he gets banned!

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Skins suck yet again
Josh Baker selling junk crap
too bad he's gone now

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No more S-B-F,
Kidwell is gone forever,
They have cursed our Skins.

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Jim Zorn's no head coach
Snyderatto can't manage
Redskins Football SUX!

This thread...Priceless!

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why yes it does
thanks vinny, thanks danny
this place has run a muck

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=CrustyRedskin;613922]why yes it does
thanks vinny, thanks danny
this place has run a muck[/quote]

sorry, haiku fail

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[quote=Mattyk72;613924]sorry, haiku fail[/quote]

sorry didnt mean to screw it all up. I thought it was just a little poem to keep going. Fitting.

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How about a Redskins limerick? I had to look up the structure: AABBA, lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively.

[I]There once was a man in Ashburn
He made all of our stomachs churn
"These are MY Redskins!
I don't care about wins
as long as a profit I earn!"[/I]

Ok, that sucked, but it was my first attempt.

[I]What ever happend to Jim Zorn?
He started off sharpe as a thorn
Now he can't call plays
he stares off in a daze,
'Hip, Hip, Hooray' replaced by scorn.[/I]

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=Mattyk72;613629]haiku fail retards
we learned these in 5th grade no?
I kid, I kid ha![/quote]


LOL! Some of us are past the 5th grade education Matty! ;-) j/k

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Danny and Vinny are gay
They spend all of their time on e-bay
seeking overpriced players
and coaches that'r failures
and ways to make fans overpay

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Will we stand and fight
who knows it all depends on
Jason Monday Night?

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whiners and haters
at home on this very Warpath
Joy has left Our Skins

skeptics, cynics all
bash and call out Dan Snyder
have they run it all?

Five Seven Five, yep
I must be sure it's correct
lest haters flail me

Hired Sherman Lewis
Twenty Two years Football coach
retired 5 cry all

Sherm Lewis a coach
of Wide Receivers in fact
Kelly, Thomas score

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a curl? a quick slant?
my dreams have routes, quick and right
dare i dream at all?

Gibbs? could he come back
to select an [URL="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_syllables_does_able_have"]able[/URL] man
dare I dream at all?

Late to this party
But so cathartic it is
More Redskins Haiku

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Call it puppy love,
Danny Boy Snyder hearts Vin,
There love blinds team wins.

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

Here at Skins Nation,
Broken spirits and drained minds,
Soulless fans you'll find.

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Five syllables first
Seven on the second line
No line for the Skins

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I drive a mustang,
drive it everyday real fast,
zoom zoom goes "BLANK"guy

(you said no line for skins..LOL)

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If we lose again
I'll now take out the patron
and drink till I fall

what the f*&k is this
Redskins football is a joke
I'll drink till its not!

.... I don't know I tried

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

I called Gibbs today
I asked him the third question
What do you guys think?

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;614101]I called Gibbs today
I asked him the third question
What do you guys think?[/quote]

lol that's great

Re: It's Redskins Haiku time!
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;614101]I called Gibbs today
I asked him the third question
What do you guys think?[/quote]

LOL! :woot: