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[quote=saden1;702234]My [B]city has the same standards for police officers[/B]....you have to be fit and you get free gym membership along with you badge and glock. This chick needs to hit the gym if she wants to work at Hooters.[/quote]Hopefully they aren't running around in those orange shorts. bada bing, I'm here all week.

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[quote=Slingin Sammy 33;702235]Hopefully they aren't running around in those orange shorts. bada bing, I'm here all week.[/quote]

LOL...tell you what, dude known as Sarge (don't know his real name but he's popo) at my gym wears Stockton shorts when he hoops. He can't hoop for shit but he knows how to foul.

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[quote=saden1;702251]LOL...tell you what, dude known as Sarge (don't know his real name but he's popo) at my gym wears Stockton shorts when he hoops. He can't hoop for shit but he knows how to foul.[/quote]Too funny. I always get a good laugh when they show the old highlights of Bird/Magic/Dr. J/Barkley and the other commentators give them grief for the shorts.

I miss those pickup games, can't ball anymore, but had a decent game back in the day. My kid can't take the old man yet though. When he gets too close to beating me I'll retire, undefeated, from father/son hoops. :woot:

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If she's so embarrassed, she wouldn't have went to the media.

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[quote=Slingin Sammy 33;702258]Too funny. I always get a good laugh when they show the old highlights of Bird/Magic/Dr. J/Barkley and the other commentators give them grief for the shorts.

I miss those pickup games, can't ball anymore, but had a decent game back in the day. My kid can't take the old man yet though. When he gets too close to beating me I'll retire, undefeated, from father/son hoops. :woot:[/quote]

John Stockton was the best, he wore "nutters" as Jim Rome always put it.

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You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;702303]You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.[/quote]

Fairfax Hooters = No hot chicks

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[quote=mredskins;702305]Fairfax Hooters = No hot chicks[/quote]
lol we used to hit the Manassas one all of the time, drank nearly for free

helps when the waitresses are LEGITIMATELY flirting, but it's not as pretty to see

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[quote=tryfuhl;702316]lol we used to hit the Manassas one all of the time, drank nearly for free

helps when the waitresses are LEGITIMATELY flirting, but it's not as pretty to see[/quote]


Now I have probably not been in there since 2004, talking Fairfax, but it seemed like every waitress there dated a cop and it was a huge cop hang out place. Not necessarily a bad thing it was just odd the level of LEO there.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;702303]You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. [B]I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line.[/B] Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.[/quote]

I think you're definitely right about that one. I've been to Hooters in Tampa, Boca Raton, and Gainesville, and the women were for the most part really hot. My fiancee and I had burgers at the Hooters at the Inner Harbor in Baltimore last year, and even she had to comment at the lack of talent. An unattractive girl is one thing. An unattractive girl who is so overloaded with make-up because she's trying desperately to pull off the Hooters thing is another. Kinda gross.

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I must be missing something because I don't think that the Hooters in Rockville is lacking talent. I was in Myrtle Beack last month and didn't see any difference in talent. Unless a southern accent makes a woman more attractive.

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I can't believe this thread has gone this far without mentioning Raisins!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkhixg_sNg4&feature=related]YouTube - Raisins (South Park Commentary - Season 7)[/url]

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hahaha raisins! "ohhh heeeeyyyy!"

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[quote=Angry;702376]I must be missing something because I don't think that the Hooters in Rockville is lacking talent. I was in Myrtle Beack last month and didn't see any difference in talent. Unless a southern accent makes a woman more attractive.[/quote]
Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you have to figure each store will have an "A" squad that'll work peak hours.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;702431]Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you[B] have to figure each store will have an "A" squad that'll work peak hours[/B].[/quote]

Makes sense.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;702431]Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you have to figure each store will have an [B]"A" squad that'll work peak hours[/B].[/quote]


[B]Store Manager:[/B] [I]"Yeah Kim got you on Tuesday afternoon 2 -5 and here is your free gym membership."[/I]

[B]Kim:[/B][I] frown[/I]


Actually I was just thinking and the best Hooters I have ever gone too is Chinatown Hooters next to the Verizon Center, every girl in there was a lot of fun. It was really laid back and tons of fun.

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[quote=mredskins;702437][B]Store Manager:[/B] [I]"Yeah Kim got you on Tuesday afternoon 2 -5 and here is your free gym membership."[/I]

[B]Kim:[/B][I] frown[/I]
[/quote]

:lol:

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I'll chime in on this one...the closest hooters around here had some YOUNG girls that were working there...it would blow me away if any of them were 18...they do seem to have two squads. You'd assume the youngest looking ones would be the A squad, and the older, less perfect one would be the "b" squad.

That lady, while looking a bit old, still looks good and i could see her pushing somebody on the A squad if she wore a different bra...

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[quote=SolidSnake84;702446][B]I'll chime in on this one...the closest hooters around here had some YOUNG girls that were working there...[/B]it would blow me away if any of them were 18...they do seem to have two squads. You'd assume the youngest looking ones would be the A squad, and the older, less perfect one would be the "b" squad.

That lady, while looking a bit old, still looks good and i could see her pushing somebody on the A squad if she wore a different bra...[/quote]


I think you are confusing your Raisins as a Hooters, double check next time you go.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;702303]You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.[/quote]

Woah...Woah...Woah...Wait a minute! Copeland's is gone?

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[quote=SmootSmack;702456]Woah...Woah...Woah...Wait a minute! Copeland's is gone?[/quote]
Yeah man. I was sad as hell when I found out, as that was a great place to get some good food. It's been a few years now. The only one left in the DC area is in Columbia.

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[quote=mredskins;702451]I think you are confusing your Raisins as a Hooters, double check next time you go.[/quote]

haha nice south park reference. No seriously. It was the hooters in manassas. that is the closest one to here....

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[quote=BDBohnzie;702506]Yeah man. I was sad as hell when I found out, as that was a great place to get some good food. It's been a few years now. The only one left in the DC area is in Columbia.[/quote]


Columbia is the only one I have been too, that place rocks. I love the duck dish there.

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[quote=mredskins;702341]Now I have probably not been in there since 2004, talking Fairfax, but it seemed like every waitress there dated a cop and it was a huge cop hang out place. Not necessarily a bad thing it was just odd the level of LEO there.[/quote]
the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back

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[quote=tryfuhl;702643]the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms.. hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think
[B]
Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back[/B][/quote]

I was gonna say, my buddy and I played in a Hooters-sponsored charity golf tournament in the Richmond area, and the girls from the Richmond area Hooters were present. Half of them were knockouts, and there were only a couple baddies in the bunch.

They actually auctioned off the girls as caddies. If you paid enough, you got the girl of your choosing to ride along in the cart with you. She could putt for you, drive the cart, or otherwise just come along and look nice.

My buddy being the mature sort, asked our young lady to wash his balls on every hole. She was an 18 yo gymnast and former cheerleader, so we asked her to do some handstands on one of the tees. It was a good experience.

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[quote=tryfuhl;702643][B]the hooters type of girl is typically attracted to uniforms..[/B] hence my future cheating military wife comment, etc.. between fairfax pd and all of the boys in quantico they seem to stay busy

I haven't been to Fairfax Hooters since around 04 or 05 myself.. hell I've only been to Hooters maybe once since then, Charlotte NC I think

Richmond VA had some stunners in one of the locations awhile back[/quote]

I always wondered what their attraction was to me.

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[quote=Schneed10;702663]I was gonna say, my buddy and I played in a Hooters-sponsored charity golf tournament in the Richmond area, and the girls from the Richmond area Hooters were present. Half of them were knockouts, and there were only a couple baddies in the bunch.

They actually auctioned off the girls as caddies. If you paid enough, you got the girl of your choosing to ride along in the cart with you. She could putt for you, drive the cart, or otherwise just come along and look nice.

[B]My buddy being the mature sort, asked our young lady to wash his balls on every hole[/B]. She was an 18 yo gymnast and former cheerleader, so we asked her to do some handstands on one of the tees. It was a good experience.[/quote]

3-0 fastball down the middle....

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[quote=SmootSmack;702676]3-0 fastball down the middle....[/quote]

Oh it was intended as innuendo. She thought it was funny for the first two holes, but grew quite annoyed by the turn.

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Nothing against your buddy but I cannot stand it when somebody uses the same joke over and over and over again.

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[quote=Schneed10;702683]Oh it was intended as innuendo. She thought it was funny for the first two holes, but grew quite annoyed by the turn.[/quote]


That is what I would thing the hardest part about being a hooters girl or a stripper is just the consent BS they have to listen to from ugly over the hill guys.

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Yeah because younger guys don't give them nearly as much shit. :rolleyes:

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[quote=Angry;702688]Yeah because younger guys don't give them nearly as much shit. :rolleyes:[/quote]

Yeah I'd qualify us as younger. Both me and my buddy are 30.

Over the hill dudes making comments comes off as the creepy old man. My buddy at age 30 comes off as the immature moron. Either way, you don't want to be that guy.

I too hate repetitive humor, and I wanted to smack him as much as she did after the 3rd hole.

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All of those girls have to know what they are getting themselves into. It is really not that different from being in adult entertainment; ie)strip clubs and stuff....

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Hooters food sucks and if I want to see some strange (I'm married) T&A I'll go to a strip club.