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Any dirt on Mort, Jaws, or Gruden?

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[quote=Mattyk;869276]Any dirt on Mort, Jaws, or Gruden?[/quote]

Mort's a pretty good dude. Pretty interesting personal history (which I won't get into here, but don't worry it's not hing scandalous). Not so much a "hey, how's the family" guy like Kiper but nor is he a "don't bother me. I'm working. And I'm probably too important for you anyway" guy like someone else. I don't think he's the best NFL insider, but he's much more knowledgeable about sports in general than I would have thought. This is total and complete speculation on my part. But sometimes I get the feeling he wouldn't mind trying something new but is kind of pigeonholed where he is. Not that he doesn't love what he's doing.

Jaws is bigger and more beat up than I would have thought. Animated personality. Can be overwhelming in close quarters.

Never really had any lengthy encounter with Gruden

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[quote=NC_Skins;869248]It wouldn't surprise me that the guy in IT is the biggest asshole. Many of them are social retards...lol


I suppose the "on-air" people the public sees would be my question.[/quote]

Thanks! :(

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[quote=skinsguy;869289]Thanks! :([/quote]

Don't feel bad guy, I'm IT too.

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now it all makes sense ;)

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SS... did I miss where you're not at the mother ship anymore?

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Apparently, this has become the "If you could ask Smootsmack one question ..."

In fact, I think we should make that the new rule. Everyone gets to ask Smootsmack one question which he must answer honestly.

I gotta think of a good one.

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[quote=FRPLG;869313]SS... did I miss where you're not at the mother ship anymore?[/quote]

It appears you did.

Sidenote: If you have an Android. You totally need to download this app

[url]https://market.android.com/details?id=com.sbnation.android[/url]

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[quote=JoeRedskin;869315]Apparently, this has become the "If you could ask Smootsmack one question ..."

In fact, I think we should make that the new rule. Everyone gets to ask Smootsmack one question which he must answer honestly.

I gotta think of a good one.[/quote]

I know that popular bastard, no one has asked me anything.

[QUOTE]Apparently, this has become the "If you could ask Smootsmack one question ..."

In fact, I think we should make that the new rule. Everyone gets to ask Smootsmack one question which he must answer honestly.

I gotta think of a good one.[/QUOTE]
I would ask JR why he is so bitter toward Smootsmack?:p:p

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;869332]I would ask JR why he is so bitter toward Smootsmack?:p:p[/quote]

Because he always beats me up and takes my lunch money.

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I'd like to ask Dirtbag359 "how do you make such masterfully crafted posts?".

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[quote=SirClintonPortis;869351]I'd like to ask Dirtbag359 "how do you make such masterfully crafted posts?".[/quote]

Steals material from me.

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I'd like to ask Earthquake where he steals his material from. Because as we all know nothing nowadays is ever new or original anymore.

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I'd ask Jesus...about that walking on water thing. Dude, really?

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[quote=NC_Skins;869292]Don't feel bad guy, I'm IT too.[/quote]

I actually don't fit the stereotype of your prototypical I.T. guy, but I work with a guy that does down to a 'T'. I'm pretty nice to everyone and usually get about 99% of the tech calls because I have a great personality. Of course, I also get most of the calls because I'm quick to getting the computer issue solved.

Speaking of IT, I am assuming "NC_Skins" means a 'skins fan from North Carolina (and not Northern California...lol!) What part of NC are you in? I am moving to G'boro next year and would like to find employment closer to home.

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Firstdown, you ever vote democrat?

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[quote=Chico23231;869372]Firstdown, you ever vote democrat?[/quote]
Yes, several times and will probably vote democat again. In suothern Va. the Dems. are pretty conservative so its not that big of an issue if they are from the southern part of the state. At one time it didn't matter which area of VA. but the northern area of Va is getting pretty liberal so I probably would not vote for a dem. gov from N Va.

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I've got a few questions:

Dmek: Have you ever voted Republican?

NC Skins: Is Jeff Blake a god at your school?

JoeRedskin: Were you the captain of your debate team in high school?

GTripp: If two trains are going in opposite directions. The first train leaves at 7:15am with five draft picks selected in the top of the first round between 2006-2009 going at a speed of 135 mph from Denver and the second is traveling 185mph with 4 draft picks from rounds 5-6 plus two UDFAs from the years 2008-2001, at what point would that train have to leave Boston so both trains arrive at the same time in Soldier Field to tell Caleb Hanie he sucks?

Matty: Who's the most difficult Warpath member you ever had to deal with?

12th Man: Did you ever think it was kind of creepy the way you sweated (faux-sweated) Hess on here?

Schneed: Did you ever get so jealous of 12th and Hess that you punched your fist through a wall?

Daseal: Has a puppy ever kicked you back?

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[quote=SmootSmack;869322]It appears you did.

Sidenote: If you have an Android. You totally need to download this app

[URL]https://market.android.com/details?id=com.sbnation.android[/URL][/quote]

Shameless promo! ;)

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[quote=mooby;869365]I'd like to ask Earthquake where he steals his material from. Because as we all know nothing nowadays is ever new or original anymore.[/quote]

Kinda mix a bunch of comedians together and you get Earthquake.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;869427]Kinda mix a bunch of comedians together and you get Earthquake.[/quote]

Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Louis CK sounds about right.

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[quote=FRPLG;869431]Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Louis CK sounds about right.[/quote]

Throw in Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart too.

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[quote=FRPLG;869431]Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and Louis CK sounds about right.[/quote]

Louis CK is a fool. Had my stomach in knots.

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Louis, Chappelle are great. Chris Rock is the king

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[quote=12thMan;869441]Louis CK is a fool. Had my stomach in knots.[/quote]

Yeah? He certainly doesn't have much of a filter.