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Yeah apparently bath salts are no joke. Idk how far I'd take it if some guy high on bath salts attacked me.

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Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

[url=http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm]'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times[/url]

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...

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^ It's called [URL="http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/bath-salts-officials-synthetic-drug-disguise-behind-cannibal-attack-article-1.1086791"]bad drugs[/URL].

Zombies :doh:

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[quote=Chico23231;919492]these kids just need to stick to mushrooms and acid. this bath salts ish is crazy[/quote]

Seriously, what ever happened to smoking a J and drinking some cheap swill?

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[quote=SolidSnake84;919612]Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

[url=http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm]'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times[/url]

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

[B]I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...[/B][/quote]

awesome. SS you da man. stock up on bath salts SS, i hear they are the garlic for zombies

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[quote=SolidSnake84;919612]Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

[url=http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm]'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times[/url]

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...[/quote]


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If you are, dear god help humanity..lol

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It's probably not really a zombie outbreak, but more along the lines of a terrible and horrifying coincidence where towns across america are having incidents where random people are thrown into random acts of mindless cannabalism....

And I know that sounds sarcastic but i'm not trying for it to be that way. If it really is drugs for all of the weird incidents, then those are some scary drugs...

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[quote=SolidSnake84;919629]It's probably not really a zombie outbreak, [/quote]

Probably not? Zombies are fictional. No two ways about it. With no O2 to the brain, the cells will die off in very short time period. No brain, no motor controls.

Sorry to say, but it's not possible.


This makes me SMH.

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[quote=NC_Skins;919630]Probably not? Zombies are fictional. No two ways about it. With no O2 to the brain, the cells will die off in very short time period. No brain, no motor controls.

Sorry to say, but it's not possible.


This makes me SMH.[/quote]I'm not saying it's possible, but just to play Devil's Advocate for SolidSnake, what if it was more of a "28 Days Later" type situation? Not living dead zombies, but some type of weird infection or biological change that makes living people go completely ape-shit. Maybe bath salts are just the catalyst?

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[quote=SolidSnake84;919612]Not trying to stir up panic or cause a ruckus or anything, but on the CDC's website they strongly deny the rumors of "zombie" attacks.

I'm not saying i'm 100% in belief that a cannibalistic outbreak of somekind has occured, but seeing all these incidents pop up around the country definatley has my attention.

the 1st basic thing to realize in any zombie related video game, book, etc.., is that the government will officially deny any activities until it is too late and they have a full-scale epidemic.

But what is no joke is people are rushing out to buy food and supplies in Miami. One of the articles about the "miami zombie" describes how people began stocking up on food and guns. Again this is no joke.

[url=http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20120601/347955_zombie-apocalypse-cannibal-miami-eugene-poppo-face.htm]'Miami Zombie Attack' Fallout Continues As Stockpilers Buy Guns & Businesses Respond - International Business Times[/url]

Maybe the best article on it i've read to date.

I'm going to pay close attention to the news. I'm not going into full scale apocalypse mode but me and a few buddies at work believe that something *could* be at work here, just not sure what...[/quote]

:laughing-

Hilarious post of the year? Good thing you're not serious.

Oh wait, you actually are serious?















*Turns around, walks carefully in slow-mo out of the room as if trying not to disturb anything*

wow. lol.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;919686]I'm not saying it's possible, but just to play Devil's Advocate for SolidSnake, what if it was more of a "28 Days Later" type situation? Not living dead zombies, but some type of weird infection or biological change that makes living people go completely ape-shit. Maybe bath salts are just the catalyst?

[/quote]

[url=http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/1001027-rabies-influenza-zombie-virus-science/]"Zombie Virus" Possible via Rabies-Flu Hybrid?[/url]

A good article on what you may be describing.

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Bunch of mushrooms growing on the side of our yard. Are they poisonous? Maybe, but whatever, I ate them.

Laugh all you want, but the first thing to realize in any video game is that eating mushrooms make you double (perhaps even triple in size), making it much easier to deal with pesky turtles.

And the government will deny that you can get to level 8 without passing through levels through 3-7, but don't be fooled there's a way

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[quote=NC_Skins;919697][url=http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/1001027-rabies-influenza-zombie-virus-science/]"Zombie Virus" Possible via Rabies-Flu Hybrid?[/url]

A good article on what you may be describing.[/quote]I was pretty much being my normal sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek self, but not you have me scared poopless. Thanks.

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[quote=NC_Skins;919697][url=http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/1001027-rabies-influenza-zombie-virus-science/]"Zombie Virus" Possible via Rabies-Flu Hybrid?[/url]

A good article on what you may be describing.[/quote]

Basically I Am Legend come to fruition. Everyone remember how that ended.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;919729]Basically I Am Legend come to fruition. Everyone remember how that ended.[/quote]

With Rabies, the person would die soon and they wouldn't be around as long as those guys in I am Legend. With animals, they generally die within 7 days of becoming sick. Also, rabies affects people and animals differently so not all of them will be raving mad people.

I shudder to think of the stuff that could be made by man, and the type of destruction it could wreak on humans.

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Here is a easy way to get shot. He almost did at the 1:50 min mark. Mind you, this was done after all this "zombie" stuff has gone down and in Florida at that.

[YT]4awVqRr1eCo[/YT]

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[quote=NC_Skins;919734]Here is a easy way to get shot. He almost did at the 2 min mark. Mind you, this was done after all this "zombie" stuff has gone down and in Florida at that.

[YT]4awVqRr1eCo[/YT][/quote]

That was awesome

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[quote=RedskinMike;919761]That was awesome[/quote]

I must have been absent the day awesome was redefined to mean stupid beyond belief.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;919780]I must have been absent the day awesome was redefined to mean stupid beyond belief.[/quote]

I have to agree with this. Had the dude been shot and killed, he would have been a great candidate for the Darwin award this year. It's akin to me putting on a meat suit and running through a lion's den for a few lulz. Mind you, had he been shot and killed, nobody would have prosecuted either considering the circumstances that had previously happened. I'm quite sure he took a ass kicking at the end though.

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I can't help but google "bath salt zombies" and get news articles almost every day where new "attacks" have occured.

So for sake of argument, let's say the bath salt zombie that ate ronald poppo in miami is "patient 0". Since then, in just under two weeks, there have been reported attacks in Florida, Louisiana, Texas, South Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New York.

not sure what needs to be done but it sure is spreading like wildfire unless we are just hearing about it more.

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Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

[url=http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0605/Bath-salts-Gruesome-Miami-attack-adds-to-drug-s-bizarre-history]Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com[/url]

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":

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I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.

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Crazy article, Matty. I had no idea bath salts were so potent and dangerous.

People are getting more and more stupid as the years go by.

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[url=http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/06/11/imminent-zombie-apocalypse-prompts-run-on-zombie-bullets/]Imminent Zombie Apocalypse Prompts Run on ‘Zombie Bullets’ | NewsFeed | TIME.com[/url]

Kind of cool, you have to admit. All reports say these are absolutley flying off the shelves. I called a local place, Stonewall Arms, they are completley out of them.

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Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets. :doh:

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[quote=Mattyk;920600]Bath salt related incidents didn't start with the one in Miami...

[url=http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0605/Bath-salts-Gruesome-Miami-attack-adds-to-drug-s-bizarre-history]Bath salts: Gruesome Miami attack adds to drug's bizarre history - CSMonitor.com[/url]

Months before the lurid case of a Miami man who allegedly cannibalized a homeless man's face, police and emergency officials as far flung as Maine and Louisiana were coping with their own surreal 911 calls also linked to the drug quaintly known as "bath salts":[/quote]

It seems like in a few cases, it's not just bath salts but some crazy combination of bath salts, cocaine, xanax, alcohol, mello yellow, marijuana, almond joys...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;920629]I was reading about bath salts and that is some seriously insane stuff. I mean there are about a zillion ways people can get high, so I don't know why you would choose that one.[/quote]

I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)

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[quote=mooby;920949]Well you know what they say, the only way to kill a man high on bath salts is with zombie bullets. :doh:[/quote]

Stupid is as stupid does.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;920959]I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. [I][B] Realized I had eaten one of the dogs[/B][/I]. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)[/quote]

Nope, VERY funny (that part in particular). LOL.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;920960]Stupid is as stupid does.[/quote]

Pretty much sums it up.

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In a way...this is almost scarier

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2]Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com[/url]

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[quote=SmootSmack;922951]In a way...this is almost scarier

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2]Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com[/url][/quote]

well its that crazy synthetic weed which is just horrible for you. LSD probably didnt help. With LSD you always have to have a plan, if you dont, shit can get hectic quick.

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[quote=Chico23231;922955]well its that crazy synthetic weed which is just horrible for you. LSD probably didnt help. With LSD you always have to have a plan, if you dont, shit can get hectic quick.[/quote]

The report says he wasn't on synthetic weed and LSD.

I read a report on Huffpo that says the guy was diagnosed as schizophrenic but its unknown whether or not he had ever sought treatment for it. Still, not even schizophrenia would bring about that kind of flip out.

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[IMG]http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif[/IMG]

^^^ And for some reason I can't see the first meme I've ever created :(

[SIZE="1"]It's on quickmeme.com under the name Zombie Pot Head, it's my proudest moment[/SIZE]

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[quote=SmootSmack;922951]In a way...this is almost scarier

[url=http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/27/us/florida-cannibal-attack/index.html?hpt=hp_t2]Tests in cannibalism case: Zombie-like attacker used pot, not 'bath salts' - CNN.com[/url][/quote]

That is the most serious bout of the munchies that I have ever seen. I think I'll stick to Doritos personally.

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[quote=JoeRedskin;920959]I tried them yesterday. Came out of it around 3:00 a.m. Realized I had eaten one of the dogs. It was the one I didn't like so it's all good.

Told the kids if they didn't behave I would try them again tomorrow and sleep in their room.

(sorry ... too twisted to be funny?)[/quote]

Very funny. You should change your screen name to Craving Canine.