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gibbsisgod 07-13-2006 05:24 PM

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[quote=hooskins]BTW GIGity, did you ever try out those brownies?[/quote]check your pm some time later, i'll send you one sometime tonight.

724Skinsfan 07-13-2006 05:25 PM

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]We were actually talking about meade and a nice annual tailgate.[/quote]

I just use a [B]Do Not Enter[/B] sign as my anal tailgate. I also have a [B]One-Way Only[/B] sign ....oh,oh [I]an[B]nu[/B]al[/I] ...(sigh)... never mind then...

ArtMonkDrillz 07-13-2006 05:30 PM

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[quote=724Skinsfan]I just use a [B]Do Not Enter[/B] sign as my anal tailgate. I also have a [B]One-Way Only[/B] sign ....oh,oh [I]an[B]nu[/B]al[/I] ...(sigh)... never mind then...[/quote]

someone is filled with jokes today. You're a funny guy 724, you make me laugh.

gibbsisgod 07-13-2006 05:35 PM

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that 724 is one CRAZY cat.

724Skinsfan 07-13-2006 10:46 PM

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Pay no attention to these silly, incoherent musings. I am so suffering from a serious lack of Redskins football. It's pretty severe this year. I...just...want...to...watch ...some...gotdam...football.

BDBohnzie 07-14-2006 10:05 AM

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that's what i get for trying to plan out my November...sissy foofoo drinks and someone joking about anal on the tailgate...

12thMan 01-23-2007 12:35 PM

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Man Law: No posting pics of dog while drinking!

ArtMonkDrillz 02-16-2007 02:02 PM

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I'm raising the dead because I just got a great email from the dirty old man that works in my office and I thought I'd share...

[QUOTE][B]FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP[/B]

1. it's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has
a job

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with
you.

5. It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each
other. [/QUOTE]

New Man Law: Live by these rules.

Gmanc711 02-16-2007 02:28 PM

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LOLOL, that one made me laugh out loud IN CLASS AMD.

12thMan 02-16-2007 02:45 PM

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Nice.

FRPLG 02-16-2007 03:49 PM

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Winner winner

12thMan 02-16-2007 03:56 PM

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I fowarded that to like five chicks in my office, they got a kick out of it!

724Skinsfan 02-16-2007 04:01 PM

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Me too, I forwarded it to these four girls I...oh crap!

12thMan 02-16-2007 04:05 PM

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Since we're here...any new man laws for '07?

12thMan 02-16-2007 04:12 PM

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Okay here's one.

If two guys are looking at a photo of hot chick, clothed or not, Guy A can't look at Guy B's pants and make a comment on Guy A having a woodie.

Man Law: A guy should never comment on another guy having a woodie.

TheMalcolmConnection 02-16-2007 04:18 PM

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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.

TheMalcolmConnection 02-16-2007 04:19 PM

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To be totally honest about it, I probably wouldn't be friends with that person anymore.

12thMan 02-16-2007 04:19 PM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;278067]I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.[/quote]

exactly

724Skinsfan 02-16-2007 04:22 PM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;278067]I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.[/quote]
:lol: :rofl:

TheMalcolmConnection 02-16-2007 04:28 PM

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"Damn dude. Nice package."

12thMan 02-16-2007 04:31 PM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;278077]"Damn dude. Nice package."[/quote]


hahhaha

JGisLordOfTheRings 02-16-2007 04:59 PM

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WTF! I leave for 2 days and come back and I get this! We all know that this thread could quite easily jump to SHFT proportions.

JGisLordOfTheRings 02-16-2007 05:00 PM

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Never say the words "dude" and "package" in the same conversation in which genitals have been mentioned in the last 45 minutes.

Man Law: No "dude" and "package" OR "nice" in same sentence.

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace 02-16-2007 06:18 PM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;278067]I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.[/quote]


ding dong?? haha...as opposed to "wee wee"


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