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TheMalcolmConnection 06-16-2006 03:52 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
Lemon Drops are to Estrogen as Straight Shots of 151 are to Testosterone.

gibbsisgod 06-16-2006 03:53 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
if you can do straight shots of 151, you must have a cast iron stomach

gibbsisgod 06-16-2006 03:54 PM

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your sig is hilarious. the guy next to me has no idea why i just busted out laughing

TheMalcolmConnection 06-16-2006 03:55 PM

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I can do a "few" straight shots of 151. Typically, I'm just a beer man. I can drink beer all night, drink gallons of it, and not puke or pass out. If I add ONE shot of anything other than beer however, be prepared for vomit.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-16-2006 03:57 PM

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[quote=gibbsisgod]your sig is hilarious. the guy next to me has no idea why i just busted out laughing[/quote]

Tell him someone just IMed you about the size of his penis.

gibbsisgod 06-16-2006 03:58 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
whats that old saying?
liquor before beer, have no fear
beer before liquor, never sicker

words to live by from gibbsisgod:thumb:

TheMalcolmConnection 06-16-2006 04:10 PM

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HAHA! Nice edit.

12thMan 06-16-2006 04:10 PM

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I can do a "few" straight shots of 151. Typically, I'm just a beer man. I can drink beer all night, drink gallons of it, and not puke or pass out. If I add ONE shot of anything other than beer however, be prepared for vomit.[/quote]


Man I am little concerned. You may ask why? Simply because I can drink all night and take shots, Cosmos or whatever in no particular order and feel pretty decent the following morning.

Anyway, Sept 11, whoooo...man, I may have to show face for that one!!

TheMalcolmConnection 06-16-2006 04:11 PM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=gibbsisgod]whats that old saying?
liquor before beer, have no fear
beer before liquor, never sicker

words to live by from gibbsisgod:thumb:[/quote]

I've known that old addage, but if I don't have a huge amount of beer, I can have some liquor. It's all about the balance of the force. If there is no balance the Dark Side comes straight from my gut into someones face.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-16-2006 04:12 PM

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[quote=12thMan]Man I am little concerned. You may ask why? Simply because I can drink all night and take shots, Cosmos or whatever in no particular order and feel pretty decent the following morning.

Anyway, Sept 11, whoooo...man, I may have to show face for that one!![/quote]

Yeah, I'm an all or nothing kind of guy usually. If I'm drinking all night, I'll stick to one thing or another. It'll be beer all night or liquor all night. If I'm turning in at like 2ish, I'll go nuts with both, but if I have it mixed until 4 or 5, it's a guarantee I'm heaving.

gibbsisgod 06-16-2006 04:13 PM

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man law: no puking on another mans face.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-16-2006 04:15 PM

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I'll admit that I have been known yak rather easily, but I perfected the old "Puke and Rally." I honestly think that my fat gut gets too full but the rest of my body knows I need room for more drinkin'.

gibbsisgod 06-16-2006 04:16 PM

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puke and rally.
is that the technical name for it?

ArtMonkDrillz 06-16-2006 04:20 PM

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[quote=gibbsisgod]puke and rally.
is that the technical name for it?[/quote]

Yeah, I wish I could take credit for it though. We used to play 1-on1 36 cup beer pong, it's 9 beers a side. There would typically be a mid-game puke break, which probably wasn't the most healthy thing in the world.

BrudLee 06-16-2006 04:23 PM

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Yeah, I wish I could take credit for it though. We used to play 1-on1 36 cup beer pong, it's 9 beers a side. There would typically be a mid-game puke break, which probably wasn't the most healthy thing in the world.[/QUOTE]
I used to do that playing coed Anchorman. The guys would invariably end up drinking beer by the half pitcher, and we just needed to make space. Sometimes, it was still cold coming out.


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