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mheisig 06-21-2006 10:31 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[QUOTE=PWNED]i love beer and bitches.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for trying to show your manliness PWNED, but you have to HAVE a Man Card first before I can bother confiscating it or before you can worry about trying to keep it.

Once your balls drop we'll go ahead and issue you a Learners Permit Man Card. After a few years of proving yourself you'll get upgraded to a full blown Man Card.

PWNED 06-21-2006 10:32 AM

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i am more man than youll ever know.

PWNED 06-21-2006 10:32 AM

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come to the opening day skins game this year. i drive a silver mazda and youll see how much booze i can put down.

mheisig 06-21-2006 10:36 AM

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'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...

PWNED 06-21-2006 10:37 AM

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come and see. ill outdrink you. ill outdrink you alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MUAHAH HAAHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 11:03 AM

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[quote=mheisig]'cause nothing says "I'm Manly" like a silver Mazda...[/quote]

I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit!

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 11:07 AM

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Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.

12thMan 06-21-2006 11:22 AM

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.[/quote]

Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.

PWNED 06-21-2006 11:22 AM

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I was just thinking the same thing. You need a more manly care. For instance, I drive a Ford Taraus and can do 50 sit ups in 5 minutes damnit![/quote]

it was actually a hint, but you guys take that for what you will.

PWNED 06-21-2006 11:22 AM

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[quote=12thMan]Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.[/quote]

your face?

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 11:25 AM

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[quote=12thMan]Do you seriously want to know what question 3 is? I'll tell you if you want.[/quote]

Whenever I have received an answer like that it usually ends up with me getting punched in the nuts. But unless it turns out that you are really the guy in the cubical next to me, I don't think that will happen this time, so yeah, I'd like to know because I feel like I've been living a lie.

mheisig 06-21-2006 11:26 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Ok, so this is something I have to Man up and admit, even at the risk of getting my Man Card cut in half. I still have no actually figured out question #3 :(. I feel like I might as well have E.D., at least that would be less embarassing. I've looked for it in the threads, but I have self-diagnosed A.D.D. and I can't read through that man old posts.[/QUOTE]

If it makes you feel any better, AMD, I don't know Question #3 either. I have a healthy amount of respect for Question #3, but I can't say I know it.

I'm not sure which is worse, a flaccid johnson or not knowing Question #3...

I too have tried to read through old Question #3 posts, but I just get confused. Seems like maybe no one really knows.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 11:26 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=PWNED]it was actually a hint, but you guys take that for what you will.[/quote]

I'm not bright enough to pick up hints. Just look at that post, I obviously meant to say "car" not "care"

12thMan 06-21-2006 11:27 AM

Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread
 
[quote=PWNED]your face?[/quote]

Grow up!! Oh..my bad, I forgot!!

PWNED 06-21-2006 11:28 AM

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you make fun of my schooling but its spelled FLACID (i should know). question 3 cures impotence.


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