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[QUOTE=mheisig]In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?[/QUOTE]

That one sentence works on so many levels when talking about the porno business.

Well played mheisig

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[quote=mheisig]Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...[/quote]

He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.[/QUOTE]

So he got to work from home too?? This kid is just spoiled.

That is so my kind of telecommuting...

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Yup, he did it from home. He ran away from home after his first year "in the business" moved down to Mexico, bought his own mansion, and proceeded to film himself 3-4 times a day with different ladies and posted them to the internet for cash.

They said each month he averaged around $10,000. I have to find this story for you guys...

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So he was the Mexican Dirk Diggler? Fantastico!

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Viva La Coochie!

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Oh man, only a few more posts and I won't be "special" anymore regardless of what my mom and all those alternative schools say!

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Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.[/quote]

the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


"I WORK AT BURGER KING
MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS!

DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE"

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


"I WORK AT BURGER KING
MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS!

DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE"[/quote] speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).

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[quote=That Guy]speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).[/quote]some of the people making the pizza are also retarted,or at least the one i used to get my pie from

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[quote=That Guy]speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).[/quote]

That post made me crack up for some reason, I hope it was meant as a joke.

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[QUOTE=mheisig]I'm sure she could switch from the iPod Nano to something equally small.[/QUOTE]


I'm sorry....but thats one of the best one liners i've ever seen on this site.

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[quote=Gmanc711]I'm sorry....but thats one of the best one liners i've ever seen on this site.[/quote]

ZING!

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thatguy, the word retarded isant politically correct anymore, and tmc, what the heck is D.U.F.F. ?