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Just submitted it to Collegehumor.com I'll give you props if they post it.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]sorry, that was [I]almost[/I] ?3-esque. I should have linked to the story, but I'm pretty lazy.[/quote]are you to lazy to answer your pms? or are you just not interested?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]are you to lazy to answer your [B][I]pms[/I][/B]? or are you just not interested?[/quote]

It's not like he has a choice. It's just nature.

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haha, first, submitted what to college humor?

second, sorry about that, I read it the other day but I was doing something (probably searching for porn) and couldn't respond right away. Then I forgot because I'm an ass.

now I need to go change my rag.

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Submitted the "soggy balls" article. Also check [url=http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com]IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com[/url] for some bodacious Jessica Simpson pics.

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Okay guys you decide: poop story or porn story?

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I prefer porn.

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And aren't they the same sometimes?!

:vomit:

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seriously, both please

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German schieza. Here we come.

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sweet

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Sarah had just closed her [I][B]one good eye[/B][/I] after [B][I]losing her virginity riding a mechanical bull [/I][/B]because she had a(n) [I][B]nasty shit to take[/B][/I] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [I][B]slurping[/B][/I] from across the hall.
"What the [I][B]George Clinton and the P Funk All-Stars [/B][/I]was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.
From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [I][B]hairy, gaping ass[/B][/I], which was filled with [I][B]gerbils fighting for survivial[/B][/I]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [I][B]humped[/B][/I] a [I][B]jar of peanut butter [/B][/I]and it shattered into [B]Reeces[/B] pieces. Everyone was just [B]whoopin' and[/B] [I][B]hollerin'[/B][/I] and carrying on.
Sarah said to the [I][B]inbred family from Dallas Texas[/B][/I] group, "would you all [B][I]disjoin yourselves from each other and listen[/I][/B] up?!? I have a [I][B]proctology exam [/B][/I]in the morning and I really need to [I][B]borrow one of these gerbils [/B][/I]. If you all don't [I][B]give one over[/B][/I] right now I'll [I][B]tell[/B][/I] the [B]building[/B] [I][B]superintendent, who is none other than Chuck Norris[/B][/I] and he'll [I][B]roundhouse kick[/B][/I] you all up for [I][B]improper use of a domesticated animal[/B][/I]!"
With that, everyone just [I][B]stared slack-jawed[/B][/I] at Sarah and went back to [I][B]riding the train[/B][/I]. One [B]well hung[/B] [B]German[/B] guy came up to Sarah and [I][B]sniffed [/B][/I]her [I][B]posterior[/B][/I] and said, "Hey, [B]k[I]losen dein mouth[/I][/B] up and [I][B]haben[/B][/I] a [I][B]licken[/B][/I]. We're just having a(n) [I][B]wunderbar[/B][/I] time, you should [B][I]take a shit on [/I][/B]us."
Since she didn't want to be a [B][I]Dallas Cowboy fan that not even a[/I][/B] [B][I]diseased crazed goat would copulate with[/I][/B] all her life, Sarah decided to [I][B]take a massive dump on [/B][/I]the [I][B]guy[/B][/I]. In the morning she was too [I][B]lazy[/B][/I] to take her [I][B]long trek to the bathroom down the hall [/B][/I]and she ended up [I][B]hanging her ass [/B][/I]out of [I][B]the window[/B][/I]. Now she works as a [B][I]Festhaus dancer[/I][/B]for [I][B]families visiting Busch Gardens[/B][/I].
Remember kids, [I][B]stay [/B][/I]in school so you can get a [I][B]good education unlike 724skinsfan[/B][/I].

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my feeble attempt

Sarah had just closed her [[B]piehole[/B]] after [[B]screaming[/B]] because she had a [[B]rather large[/B]] [[B]dildo shoved in her anus[/B]] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [[B]WHAMMO![/B]] from across the hall.

"What the [[B]Sweet Lincoln's mullet[/B]] was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.

From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [[B]iron lung[/B]], which was filled with [[B]ass shaking prostitutes[/B]] [[B]spewing[/B]] [[B]diet cherry cola[/B]]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [[B]flopped[/B]] a [[B]nut straight[/B]] and it shattered into [[B]742[/B]] pieces. Everyone was just [[B]getting totally wasted[/B]] and carrying on.

Sarah said to the [[B]perverse[/B]] group, "would you all [[B]butter[/B]] up?!? I have a [[B]corn cob[/B]] [[B]fetish[/B]] in the morning and I really need to [[B]practice[/B]]. If you all don't [[B]lather up[/B]] right now I'll [[B]finger bang[/B]] the [[B]town sheep[/B]] and he'll [[B]bahhhh[/B]] you all up for [[B]spelunking[/B]]!"

With that, everyone just [[B]winked[/B]] at Sarah and went back to [[B]their orgy[/B]]. One [[B]well hung[/B]] guy came up to Sarah and [[B]licked[/B]] her [[B]titty ball[/B]] and said, "Hey, [[B]man[/B]] up and [[B]suck[/B]] a [[B]dick[/B]]. We're just having a [[B]good to go[/B]] time, you should [[B]join[/B]] us."

Since she didn't want to be a [[B]preggo[/B]] all her life, Sarah decided to [[B]eat[/B]] the [[B]vertical smile[/B]]. In the morning she was too [[B]wasted[/B]] to take her [[B]tampon out[/B]] and she ended up [[B]flying[/B]] out of [[B]Lincoln, NE[/B]]. Now she works as a [[B]truancy officer[/B]] [[B]diving in dumpsters[/B]] for [[B]half eaten cheeseburgers[/B]].

Remember kids, [[B]dip[/B]] in [[B]the golden crotch[/B]] so you can get a [[B]gooey[/B]] [[B]mess[/B]].

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WOW. That's the most graphic one yet. I'm huge fan of the spewing diet cherry cola part.

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Since I don't like being yelled at by 724 (and by yelled at I mean I think he was punching the keys really fast) here is another one.


[B]A Trip To the Amusement Park[/B]

Bill "The [animal]" Parcells decided to take a break from [event] for a day so he could take his grankids and some [adjective] youths to the local amusement park "[number] [plural noun] Over Texas."

Bill was [adjective ending in ed] at how expensive each ticket was, but was was able to use his [noun] on the park supervisor to get a discount. All he had to do was [verb] some [plural noun] and [verb] some [plural noun] with some of the park staff.

Once inside the kids ran to the first [noun] that they saw. Unfortunately the [noun] was really [adjective] and Bill had to [verb] for over an hour. Finally they all got on the [noun], and that was something the Bill would regret for the rest of the day. First the [noun] that Bill was strapped into started [gerund] around in a circle, then it [verb ending in ed] upside down [number] of times in a row. Then, without warning it [verb ending in ed] to a stop and Bill hurt his [part of the body] on one of the straps.

Next, the kids dragged Bill over to the Bumper [plural noun]. This was more his style becaue he could [verb] and relax, at least until the kids teamed up on him! For the next [number] minutes Bill was [verb] by all the children. This was far from relaxing.

After a few more [plural noun] Bill and the kids decided to grab some [noun]. They ate [food] and drank [liquid]. This ended up costing Bill most of his [noun]. After the [noun] the kids wanted to [verb] some [plural noun]. For only $[number] the kids could try to [verb] a [noun] into a [noun] for the chance to winng a [adjective] [noun]. Half the kids won [adjective] [plural noun], so Bill's [parts of the body] were filled for the rest of the day.

"Okay, one more [noun] and then it's time to go. Grandpa '[animal]' is getting [adjective]." After a ton of [gerund] the kids finally decided to go on the [adjective] [noun]. This was the biggest [noun] in Texas, and Bill was [adjective]. The ride started out [adjective] as the [noun] climbed up a [adjective] [noun]. Once at the top Bill could [verb] the entire park. On the way down Bill could only think "[exclaimation]!" He had never gone this [adjective] in his life and it was making him sick. By the time it was over everyone was [gerund] at poor Bill because he had [verb] all over himself.

That was the [adjective] trip to the [noun] that Bill had ever taken. He knew there was no way he was ever [gerund] the kids back to [number] [plural nouns] Over Texas ever again.

I got carried away with the length. (gigity gigity)