Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

And the good girls give us both at gametime! My fiancee rocks for that simple reason! :D

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;221333]And the good girls give us both at gametime! My fiancee rocks for that simple reason! :D[/quote]

LOL... she knows what she's doing. Smart girl... haha...

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

[quote=hesscl34;221332]I try my hardest to live without you...

Men are only good for two things - sex and football...[/quote]

... and paying the bills--right?

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;221333]And the good girls give us both at gametime! My fiancee rocks for that simple reason! :D[/quote]

Mine tries to distract me with sex during the game, because I'm apparently too involved in the game... We've come to an understanding though. Absolutely no distractions that block my view of the television, during the Redskins games. Any other games, go for it.

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

HAHA! That's spiteful man! I mean you got to meet her, she used to try to do that to "test" me whether I wanted football or her more. When she realized that unless she was in a "position" I could see, then I was going to pick football.

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

[quote=GhettoDogAllStars;221335]... and paying the bills--right?[/quote]

I pay my own bills..... $$$

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

So you're a "working" girl right? ;)

J/K!!

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;221347]So you're a "working" girl right? ;)

J/K!![/quote]

I work very hard to pay for my lower level section 230 seats at FedEx!!! :)

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

I sell my body. :(

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

That's why I HAVE uppers. :mad:

Re: You can't help but love this guy...HAIL!
 

[quote=TAFKAS;221219]Brevity. Soul. Wit[/quote]

No kidding. Reading that post was like watching the director's cut of "Heaven's Gate".

Alternate: Unibomber, Manifesto, blah, blah.

2nd Alternate: David Koresh explaining Book of Revelation takes less time.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;221350]I sell my body. :([/QUOTE]
I just had a co-worker pop his head over my cubical wall and ask me to keep it down because I was laughing so hard at that. Looks like somebody has a case of the Fridays (and the withdrawl shakes)!

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[quote=70Chip;221353]No kidding. Reading that post was like watching the director's cut of "Heaven's Gate".

Alternate: Unibomber, Manifesto, blah, blah.

2nd Alternate: David Koresh explaining Book of Revelation takes less time.[/quote]

I always look forward to what ever OM has to say and he's getting a raw deal here...good stuff man.

but above was damn funny - you had me at Heavens Gate

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;221364]I just had a co-worker pop his head over my cubical wall and ask me to keep it down because I was laughing so hard at that. Looks like somebody has a case of the Fridays (and the withdrawl shakes)![/quote]

Nah man. HELL nah. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

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I didn't realize Hess was a working girl, I thought she played on the internet all day!!