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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;312997]LOL! As soon as I became a mod I changed it and only maybe one or two people have noticed...[/quote]

HA! I never noticed.


Congrats on snagging a wife while looking so gay. That's quite an accomplishment and I'm sorry, I want to be on here for the next 3 months, so I am very sorry. :)

:goodjob:

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Congrats and welcome back, but I think I have a bone to pick with you over one of those pictures!

You totally blew it (no pun intended) with that Big Black Dick picture! First of all, you're standing there smiling like Canadian tourist instead of looking like a stone-faced killer like all men are supposed to when taking a picture in front of a statue (think back to your buddy ruining the Jack Daniels pic).
Second, how can you just stand next to a sign like that with your arms at your side? You should have been making some kind of obscene gesture to accentuate the comedy of the moment. For example (and this is a bit different, but still works) I feel the need to take pictures with cannons any time I see them because that's my last name and that's how I roll. But I don't just stand next to it grinning like a r-tard on a street corner; I purposely stand directly behind it to allude to the fact that I am, in fact, packing a cannon "down there."

Please adhere to these points when posing for future pictures. Thank you.

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HAHA. If you could possibly have seen the amount of Caymaners (?) looking at me when I took that pic, you would reconsider. They were like, "Whatchu' doing white boy!?"

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All the more reason to really do it up classy.

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You should have taken the picture with your wife hugging you but looking over your shoulder at the poster longingly.

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Who was going to take the picture? The Caymaners?! They would have made me do some kind of lewd act to Big Black Dick's crotch! :(

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Can you at least photoshop it so it looks like you're giving a thumbs up or something?

And I agree with 724, she should have been involved.

Great, thanks for ruining my Memorial Day weekend TMC! You bastard!

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If you'd like, I can put up honeymoon NIGHT pictures of my wife for your enjoyment. ;)

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Word! Just make sure you're not in any of them because then everyone would feel awkward and Matty would have to ban you for life.

Alright, well I expect to see that soon. Time to leave work and get drunk. Have a great Memorial Day everyone!

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;313389]Who was going to take the picture? The Caymaners?! They would have made me do some kind of lewd act to Big Black Dick's crotch! :([/quote]

I heard on some weird technology show that they make cameras nowadays with a timer feature. :)

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Looks like a blast TMC. Congrats. Cruises are the shit for sure. Looks like you guys had a blast. Welcome back. The GNR shirt friggin rocks by the way! LOL. I'm not gonna call you handsome or anything, but your wife is very pretty and looks like a cool chick. I wish you guys the best. My soon to be fiancee (she better say yes!) and I are moving to the DC area this summer. I'd love to tailgate with you guys sometime and show you how to play beer pong! :thumb:

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If I left it in the street it would have gotten stolen or run over. :mad:

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[quote=GMScud;313400]Looks like a blast TMC. Congrats. Cruises are the shit for sure. Looks like you guys had a blast. Welcome back. The GNR shirt friggin rocks by the way! LOL. I'm not gonna call you handsome or anything, but your wife is very pretty and looks like a cool chick. I wish you guys the best. My soon to be fiancee (she better say yes!) and I are moving to the DC area this summer. [B][I]I'd love to tailgate with you guys sometime and show you how to play beer pong![/I][/B] :thumb:[/quote]

Anytime. We welcome a challenge. Last time, Gmanc and I got too drunk to be good anymore. THAT'S how you know I'm drunk, cause normally when you drink, you only get better...

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;313391]If you'd like, I can put up honeymoon NIGHT pictures of my wife for your enjoyment. ;)[/quote]
i could put them next to the naked ones i have of her already. ooops, that was suppose to be our little secret

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You'd have to get past all my encryption on my home computer to find those! Speaking of which, I get nervous even having those on there. Anyone else keep hard copies or still keep them on your computer (of YOUR wife or girlfriend)? Nevermind, I'm getting into a weird "place".